首页 >出版文学> The Secret Sharer>第15章
  IfoundtheBaronwalkingupanddownhisbedroominapitiablestateofdistress,squeezinghishandstogether。Heassuredmehehadthefullestconfidenceinourpoliceandinmyabilities,buthehadthereamanjustcomeoverfromPariswhoseinformationcouldbetrustedimplicitly。Hewantedmetohearwhatthatmanhadtosay。Hetookmeatonceintoadressing—roomnextdoor,whereIsawabigfellowinaheavyovercoatsittingallaloneonachair,andholdinghishatandstickinonehand。TheBaronsaidtohiminFrench"Speak,myfriend。"Thelightinthatroomwasnotverygood。
  Italkedwithhimforsomefiveminutesperhaps。Hecertainlygavemeapieceofverystartlingnews。ThentheBarontookmeasidenervouslytopraisehimuptome,andwhenIturnedroundagainIdiscoveredthatthefellowhadvanishedlikeaghost。Gotupandsneakedoutdownsomebackstairs,Isuppose。Therewasnotimetorunafterhim,asIhadtohurryoffaftertheAmbassadordownthegreatstaircase,andseethepartystartedsafefortheopera。However,Iactedupontheinformationthatverynight。
  Whetheritwasperfectlycorrectornot,itdidlookseriousenough。VerylikelyitsavedusfromanuglytroubleonthedayoftheImperialvisittotheCity。
  `Sometimelater,amonthorsoaftermypromotiontoChiefInspector,myattentionwasattractedtoabigburlyman,IthoughtIhadseensomewherebefore,comingoutinahurryfromajeweller’sshopintheStrand。Iwentafterhim,asitwasonmywaytowardsCharingCross,andthereseeingoneofourdetectivesacrosstheroad,Ibeckonedhimover,andpointedoutthefellowtohim,withinstructionstowatchhismovementsforacoupleofdaysandthenreporttome。Nolaterthannextafternoonmymanturneduptotellmethathefellowhadmarriedhislandlady’sdaughterataregistrar’sofficethatverydayat11。30a。m。,andhadgoneoffwithhertoMargateorweek。Ourmanhadseentheluggagebeingputonthecab。ThereweresomeoldParislabelsononeofthebags。SomehowIcouldn’tgetthefellowoutofmyhead,andtheverynexttimeIhadtogotoParisonserviceIspokeabouthimtothatfriendofmineintheParispolice。Myfriendsaid:"FromwhatyoutellmeIthinkyoumustmeanaratherwell—knownhanger—onandemissaryoftheRevolutionaryRedCommittee。HesaysheisanEnglishmanbybirth。WehaveanideathathehasbeenforagoodfewyearsnowasecretagentofoneoftheforeignEmbassiesinLondon。"Thiswokeupmymemorycompletely。HewasthevanishingfellowIsawsittingonachairinBaronStott—Wartenheim’sbathroom。Itoldmyfriendthathewasquiteright。Thefellowwasasecretagenttomycertainknowledge。
  Afterwardsmyfriendtookthetroubletoferretoutthecompleterecordofthatmanforme。IthoughtIhadbetterknowalltherewastoknow;
  butIdon’tsupposeyouwanttohearhishistorynow,sir?’
  TheAssistantCommissionershookhissupportedhead。`Thehistoryofyourrelationswiththatusefulpersonageistheonlythingthatmattersjustnow,’hesaid,closingslowlyhisweary,deep—seteyes,andthenopeningthemswiftlywithagreatlyrefreshedglance。
  `There’snothingofficialaboutthem,’saidtheChiefInspector,bitterly。
  `Iwentintohisshoponeevening,toldhimwhoIwas,andremindedhimofourfirstmeeting。Hedidn’tasmuchastwitchaneyebrow。Hesaidthathewasmarriedandsettlednow,andthatallhewantedwasnottobeinterferedwithinhislittlebusiness。Itookituponmyselftopromisehimthat,aslongashedidn’tgoinforanythingobviouslyoutrageous,hewouldbeleftalonebythepolice。Thatwasworthsomethingtohim,becauseawordfromustotheCustom—HousepeoplewouldhavebeenenoughtogetsomeofthesepackageshegetsfromParisandBrusselsopenedinDover,withconfiscationtofollowforcertain,andperhapsaprosecutionaswellattheendofit。’
  `That’saveryprecarioustrade,’murmuredtheAssistantCommissioner。
  `Whydidhegoinforthat?’
  TheChiefInspectorraisedscornfuleyebrowsdispassionately。
  `Mostlikelygotaconnection—friendsontheContinent—amongstpeoplewhodealinsuchwares。Theywouldbejustthesorthewouldconsortwith。
  He’salazydog,too—liketherestofthem。’
  `Whatdoyougetfromhiminexchangeforyourprotection?’
  TheChiefInspectorwasnotinclinedtoenlargeonthevalueofMrVerloc’sservices。
  `Hewouldnotbemuchgoodtoanybodybutmyself。Onehasgottoknowagooddealbeforehandtomakeuseofamanlikethat。Icanunderstandthesortofhinthecangive。AndwhenIwantahinthecangenerallyfurnishittome。’
  TheChiefInspectorlosthimselfsuddenlyinadiscreetreflectivemood;
  andtheAssistantCommissionerrepressedasmileatthefleetingthoughtthatthereputationofChiefInspectorHeatmightpossiblyhavebeenmadeinagreatpartbytheSecretAgentVerloc。
  `Inamoregeneralwayofbeingofuse,allourmenoftheSpecialCrimessectionondutyatCharingCrossandVictoriahaveorderstotakecarefulnoticeofanybodytheymayseewithhim。Hemeetsthenewarrivalsfrequently,andafterwardskeepstrackofthem。Heseemstohavebeentoldoffforthatsortofduty。WhenIwantanaddressinahurry,Icanalwaysgetitfromhim。Ofcourse,Iknowhowtomanageourrelations。Ihaven’tseenhimtospeaktothreetimesinthelasttwoyears。Idrophimaline,unsigned,andheanswersmeinthesamewayatmyprivateaddress。’
  FromtimetotimetheAssistantCommissionergaveanalmostimperceptiblenod。TheChiefInspectoraddedthathedidnotsupposeMrVerloctobedeepintheconfidenceoftheprominentmembersoftheRevolutionaryInternationalCouncil,butthathewasgenerallytrustedofthattherecouldnonodoubt。
  `WheneverI’vehadreasontothinktherewassomethinginthewind,’heconcluded,`I’vealwaysfoundhecouldtellmesomethingworthknowing。’
  TheAssistantCommissionermadeasignificantremark。
  `Hefailedyouthistime。’
  `NeitherhadIwindofanythinginanyotherway,’reportedChiefInspectorHeat。`Iaskedhimnothingsohecouldtellmenothing。Heisn’toneofourmen。Itisn’tasifhewereinourpay。’
  `No,’mutteredtheAssistantCommissioner。`He’saspyinthepayofaforeigngovernment。Wecouldneverconfesstohim。’
  `Imustdomyworkinmyownway,’declaredtheChiefInspector。`WhenitcomestothatIwoulddealwiththedevilhimself,andtaketheconsequences。
  Therearethingsnotfitforeverybodytoknow。’
  `Yourideaofsecrecyseemstoconsistinkeepingthechiefofyourdepartmentinthedark。That’sstretchingitperhapsalittletoofar,isn’tit?Helivesoverhisshop?’
  `Who—Verloc?Oh,yes。HelivesoverhisshopThewife’smother,I
  fancy,liveswiththem。’
  `Isthehousewatched?’
  `Oh,dear,no。Itwouldn’tdo。Certainpeoplewhocometherearewatched。
  Myopinionisthatheknowsnothingofthisaffair。’
  `Howdoyouaccountforthis?’TheAssistantCommissionernoddedattheclothraglyingbeforehimonthetable。
  `Idon’taccountforitatall,sir。It’ssimplyunaccountable。Itcan’tbeexplainedbywhatIknow。’TheChiefInspectormadethoseadmissionswiththefranknessofamanwhosereputationisestablishedasifonarock。`Atanyratenotatthispresentmoment。IthinkthatthemanwhohadmosttodowithitwillturnouttobeMichaelis。’
  `Youdo?’`Yes,sir;becauseIcananswerforalltheothers。’
  `Whataboutthatothermansupposedtohaveescapedfromthepark?’
  `Ishouldthinkhe’sfarawaybythistime,’opinedtheChiefInspector。
  TheAssistantCommissionerlookedhardathim,androsesuddenly,asthoughhavingmadeuphismindtosomecourseofaction。Asamatteroffact,hehadthatverymomentsuccumbedtoafascinatingtemptation。TheChiefInspectorheardhimselfdismissedwithinstructionstomeethissuperiorearlynextmorningforfurtherconsultationuponthecase。Helistenedwithanimpenetrableface,andwalkedoutoftheroomwithmeasuredsteps。
  WhatevermighthavebeentheplansoftheAssistantCommissionertheyhadnothingtodowiththatdeskwork,whichwasthebaneofhisexistencebecauseofitsconfinednatureandapparentlackofreality。Itcouldnothavehad,orelsethegeneralairofalacritythatcameupontheAssistantCommissionerwouldhavebeeninexplicable。Assoonashewasleftalonehelookedforhishatimpulsively,andputitonhishead。Havingdonethat,hesatdownagaintoreconsiderthewholematter。Butashismindwasalreadymadeup,thisdidnottakelong。AndbeforeChiefInspectorHeathadgoneveryfaronthewayhome,healsoleftthebuilding。
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  TheAssistantCommissionerwalkedalongashortandnarrowstreetlikeawet,muddytrench,thencrossingaverybroadthoroughfareenteredapublicedifice,andsoughtspeechwithayoungprivatesecretary(unpaid)
  ofagreatpersonage。
  Thisfair,smooth—facedyoungman,whosesymmetricallyarrangedhairgavehimtheairofalargeandneatschoolboy,mettheAssistantCommissioner’srequestwithadoubtfullook,andspokewithbatedbreath。
  `Wouldheseeyou?Idon’tknowaboutthat。HehaswalkedoverfromtheHouseanhouragototalkwiththePermanentUnder—Secretary,andnowhe’sreadytowalkbackagain。Hemighthavesentforhim;buthedoesitforthesakeofalittleexercise,Isuppose。It’salltheexercisehecanfindtimeforwhilethissessionlasts。Idon’tcomplain;Iratherenjoytheselittlestrolls。Heleansonmyarm,anddoesn’topenhislips。
  But,Isay,he’sverytired,and—well—notinthesweetestoftempersjustnow。’
  `It’sinconnectionwiththatGreenwichaffair。’
  `Oh!Isay!He’sverybitteragainstyoupeople。ButIwillgoandsee,ifyouinsist。’
  `Do。That’sagoodfellow,’saidtheAssistantCommissioner。
  Theunpaidsecretaryadmiredthispluck。Composingforhimselfaninnocentface,heopenedadoor,andwentinwiththeassuranceofaniceandprivilegedchild。Andpresentlyhereappeared,withanodtotheAssistantCommissioner,whopassingthroughthesamedoorleftopenforhim,foundhimselfwiththegreatpersonageinalargeroom。
  Vastinbulkandstature,withalongwhiteface,which,broadenedatthebasebyabigdoublechin,appearedegg—shapedinthefringeofgreyishwhisker,thegreatpersonageseemedanexpandingman。Unfortunatefromatailoringpointofview,thecrossfoldsinthemiddleofabuttonedblackcoataddedtotheimpression,asifthefasteningsofthegarmentweretriedtotheutmost。Fromthehead,setupwardonathickneck,theeyes,withpuffylowerlids,staredwithahaughtydrooponeachsideofahooked,aggressivenose,noblysalientinthevastpalecircumferenceoftheface。
  Ashinysilkhatandapairofworngloveslyingreadyattheendofalongtablelookedexpanded,too,enormous。
  Hestoodonthehearthruginbig,roomyboots,andutterednowordofgreeting。
  `Iwouldliketoknowifthisisthebeginningofanotherdynamitecampaign;’
  heaskedatonceinadeep,verysmoothvoice。`Don’tgointodetails。
  Ihavenotimeforthat。’
  TheAssistantCommissioner’sfigurebeforethisbigandrusticPresencehadthefrailslendernessofareedaddressinganoak。Andindeedtheunbrokenrecordofthatman’sdescentsurpassedinthenumberofcenturiestheageoftheoldestoakinthecountry。
  `No。AsfarasonecanbepositiveaboutanythingIcanassureyouthatitisnot。’
  `Yes。Butyourideaofassurancesoverthere,’saidthegreatman,withacontemptuouswaveofhishandtowardsawindowgivingonthebroadthoroughfare,`seemtoconsistmainlyinmakingtheSecretaryofStatelookafool。I
  havebeentoldpositivelyinthisveryroomlessthanamonthagothatnothingofthesortwasevenpossible。’
  TheAssistantCommissionerglancedinthedirectionofthewindowcalmly。
  `Youwillallowmetoremark,SirEthelred,thatsofarIhavehadnoopportunitytogiveyouassurancesofanykind。’
  ThehaughtydroopoftheeyeswasfocusednowupontheAssistantCommissioner。
  `True,’confessedthedeep,smoothvoice。`IsentforHeat。Youarestillratheranoviceinyournewberth。Andhowareyougettingonoverthere?’
  `IbelieveIamlearningsomethingeveryday。’
  `Ofcourse,ofcourse。Ihopeyouwillgeton。’
  `Thankyou,SirEthelred。I’velearnedsomethingtoday,andevenwithinthelasthourorso。Thereismuchinthisaffairofakindthatdoesnotmeettheeyeinausualanarchistoutrage,evenifonelookedintoitasdeepascanbe。That’swhyIamhere。’
  Thegreatmanputhisarmsakimbo,thebacksofhisbighandsrestingonhiships。
  `Verywell。Goon。Onlynodetails,pray。Sparemethedetails。’
  `Youshallnotbetroubledwiththem,SirEthelred,’theAssistantCommissionerbegan,withacalmanduntroubledassurance。Whilehewasspeakingthehandsonthefaceoftheclockbehindthegreatman5back—aheavy,glisteningaffairofmassivescrollsinthesamedarkmarbleasthemantelpiece,andwithaghostly,evanescenttick—hadmovedthroughthespaceofsevenminutes。Hespokewithastudiousfidelitytoaparentheticalmanner,intowhicheverylittlefact—thatis,everydetail—fittedwithdelightfulease。Notamurmurnorevenamovementhintedatinterruption。
  ThegreatPersonagemighthavebeenthestatueofoneofhisownprincelyancestorsstrippedofaCrusader’swarharness,andputintoanill—fittingfrockcoat。TheAssistantCommissionerfeltasthoughhewereatlibertytotalkforanhour。Buthekepthishead,andattheendofthetimementionedabovehebrokeoffwithasuddenconclusion,which,reproducingtheopeningstatement,pleasantlysurprisedSirEthelredbyitsapparentswiftnessandforce。
  `Thekindofthingwhichmeetsusunderthesurfaceofthisaffair,otherwisewithoutgravity,isunusual—inthispreciseformatleast—
  andrequiresspecialtreatment。’
  ThetoneofSirEthelredwasdeepened,fullofconviction。`Ishouldthinkso—involvingtheAmbassadorofaforeignpower!’`Oh!TheAmbassador!’
  protestedtheother,erectandslender,allowinghimselfamerehalfsmile,`Itwouldbestupidofmetoadvanceanythingofthekind。Anditisabsolutelyunnecessary,becauseifIamrightinmysurmises,whetherambassadororhallporterit’sameredetail。’
  SirEthelredopenedawidemouth,likeacavern,intowhichthehookednoseseemedanxioustopeer;therecamefromitasubduedrollingsound,asfromadistantorganwiththescornfulindignationstop。
  `No!Thesepeoplearetooimpossible。WhatdotheymeanbyimportingtheirmethodsofCrim—Tartaryhere?ATurkwouldhavemoredecency。’
  `Youforget,SirEthelred,thatstrictlyspeakingweknownothingpositively—asyet。’
  `No!Buthowwouldyoudefineit?Shortly?’
  `Barefacedaudacityamountingtochildishnessofapeculiarsort。’
  `Wecan’tputupwiththeinnocenceofnastylittlechildren,’saidthegreatandexpandedpersonage,expandingalittlemoreasitwere。Thehaughty,droopingglancestruckcrushinglythecarpetattheAssistantCommissioner’sfeet。`They’llhavetogetahardrapontheknucklesoverthisaffair。Wemustbeinapositionto—Whatisyourgeneralidea,statedshortly?Noneedtogointodetails。’
  `No,SirEthelred。Inprinciple,Ishouldlayitdownthattheexistenceofsecretagentsshouldnotbetolerated,astendingtoaugmentthepositivedangersoftheevilagainstwhichtheyareused。Thatthespywillfabricatehisinformationisamerecommonplace。Butinthesphereofpoliticalandrevolutionaryaction,relyingpartlyonviolence,theprofessionalspyhaseveryfacilitytofabricatetheveryfactsthemselves,andwillspreadthedoubleevilofemulationinonedirection,andofpanic,hastylegislation,unreflectinghate,intheother。However,thisisanimperfectworld——’
  Thedeep—voicedPresenceonthehearthrug,motionless,withbigelbowsstuckout,saidhastily:
  `Belucid,please。’
  `Yes,SirEthelred—Animperfectworld。Thereforedirectlythecharacterofthisaffairsuggesteditselftome,Ithoughtitshouldbedealtwithwithspecialsecrecy,andventuredtocomeoverhere。’
  `That’sright,’approvedthegreatPersonage,glancingdowncomplacentlyoverhisdoublechin。`Iamgladthere’ssomebodyoveratyourshopwhothinksthattheSecretaryofStatemaybetrustednowandthen。’
  TheAssistantCommissionerhadanamusedsmile。`IwasreallythinkingthatitmightbebetteratthisstageforHeattobereplacedby——’
  `What!Heat?Anass—eh?’exclaimedthegreatmanwithdistinctanimosity。
  `Notatall。Pray,SirEthelred,don’tputthatunjustinterpretationonmyremarks。’
  `Thenwhat?Toocleverbyhalf?’
  `Neither—atleastnotasarule。AllthegroundsofmysurmisesI
  havefromhim。TheonlythingI’vediscoveredbymyselfisthathehasbeenmakinguseofthatmanprivately。Whocouldblamehim?He’sanoldpolicehand。Hetoldmevirtuallythathemusthavetoolstoworkwith。
  ItoccurredtomethatthistoolshouldbesurrenderedtotheSpecialCrimesdivisionasawhole,insteadofremainingtheprivatepropertyofChiefInspectorHeat。Iextendedmyconceptionofourdepartmentaldutiestothesuppressionofthesecretagent。ButChiefInspectorHeatisanolddepartmentalhand。Hewouldaccusemeofpervertingitsmoralityandattackingitsefficiency。Hewoulddefineitbitterlyasprotectionextendedtothecriminalclassofrevolutionists。Itwouldmeanjustthattohim。’
  `Yes。Butwhatdoyoumean?’
  `Imeantosay,first,thatthere’sbutpoorcomfortinbeingabletodeclarethatanygivenactofviolence—damagingpropertyordestroyinglife—isnottheworkofanarchismatall,butofsomethingelsealtogether—somespeciesofauthorizedscoundrelism。This,Ifancy,ismuchmorefrequentthanwesuppose。Next,it’sobviousthattheexistenceofthesepeopleinthepayofforeigngovernmentsdestroysinameasuretheefficiencyofoursupervision。Aspyofthatsortcanaffordtobemorerecklessthanthemostrecklessofconspirators。Hisoccupationisfreefromallrestraint。
  He’swithoutasmuchfaithasisnecessaryforcompletenegation,andwithoutthatmuchlawasisimpliedinlawlessness。Thirdly,theexistenceofthesespiesamongsttherevolutionarygroups,whichwearereproachedforharbouringhere,doesawaywithallcertitude。YouhavereceivedareassuringstatementfromChiefInspectorHeatsometimeago。Itwasbynomeansgroundless—andyetthisepisodehappens。Icallitanepisode,becausethisaffair,Imakeboldtosay,isepisodic;itisnopartofanygeneralscheme,howeverwild。TheverypeculiaritieswhichsurpriseandperplexChiefInspectorHeatestablishitscharacterinmyeyes。Iamkeepingclearofdetails,SirEthelred。’
  ThePersonageonthehearthrughadbeenlisteningwithprofoundattention。
  `Justso。Beasconciseasyoucan。’
  TheAssistantCommissionerintimatedbyanearnest,deferentialgesturethathewasanxioustobeconcise。
  `Thereisapeculiarstupidityandfeeblenessintheconductofthisaffairwhichgivesmeexcellenthopesofgettingbehinditandfindingtheresomethingelsethananindividualfreakoffanaticism。Foritisaplannedthing,undoubtedly。Theactualperpetratorseemstohavebeenledbythehandtothespot,andthenabandonedhurriedlytohisowndevices。
  Theinferenceisthathewasimportedfromabroadforthepurposeofcommittingthisoutrage。AtthesametimeoneisforcedtotheconclusionthathedidnotknowenoughEnglishtoaskhisway,unlessoneweretoacceptthefantastictheorythathewasadeafmute。Iwondernow—Butthisisidle。
  Hehasdestroyedhimselfbyanaccident,obviously。Notanextraordinaryaccident。Butanextraordinarylittlefactremains:theaddressonhisclothingdiscoveredbythemerestaccident,too。Itisanincrediblelittlefact,soincrediblethattheexplanationwhichwillaccountforitisboundtotouchthebottomofthisaffair。InsteadofinstructingHeattogoonwiththiscase,myintentionistoseekthisexplanationpersonally—bymyself,Imean—whereitmaybepickedup。ThatisinacertainshopinBrettStreet,andonthelipsofacertainsecretagentonceuponatimetheconfidentialandtrustedspyofthelateBaronStott—Wartenheim,AmbassadorofaGreatPowertotheCourtofStJames’s。’
  TheAssistantCommissionerpaused,thenadded:`Thosefellowsareaperfectpest。’Inordertoraisehisdroopingglancetothespeaker’sface,thePersonageonthehearthrughadgraduallytiltedhisheadfartherback,whichgavehimanaspectofextraordinaryhaughtiness。
  `WhynotleaveittoHeat?’
  `Becauseheisanolddepartmentalhand。Theyhavetheirownmorality。
  Mylineofinquirywouldappeartohimanawfulperversionofduty。Forhimtheplaindutyistofastentheguiltuponasmanyprominentanarchistsashecanonsomeslightindicationshehadpickedupinthecourseofhisinvestigationonthespot;whereasI,hewouldsay,ambentuponvindicatingtheirinnocence。IamtryingtobeaslucidasIcaninpresentingthisobscuremattertoyouwithoutdetails。’
  `Hewould,wouldhe?’mutteredtheproudheadofSirEthelredfromitsloftyelevation。
  `Iamafraidso—withanindignationanddisgustofwhichyouorI
  canhavenoidea。He’sanexcellentservant。Wemustnotputanunduestrainonhisloyalty。That’salwaysamistake。Besides,Iwantafreehand—
  afreerhandthanitwouldbeperhapsadvisabletogiveChiefInspectorHeat。Ihaven’ttheslightestwishtosparethismanVerloc。Hewill,I
  imagine,beextremelystartledtofindhisconnectionwiththisaffair,whateveritmaybe,broughthometohimsoquickly。Frighteninghimwillnotbeverydifficult。Butourtrueobjectiveliesbehindhimsomewhere。
  IwantyourauthoritytogivehimsuchassurancesofpersonalsafetyasImaythinkproper。’
  `Certainly,’saidthePersonageonthehearthrug。`Findoutasmuchasyoucan;finditoutinyourownway。
  `Imustsetaboutitwithoutlossoftime,thisveryevening,’saidtheAssistantCommissioner。
  SirEthelredshiftedonehandunderhiscoattails,andtiltingbackhisheadlookedathimsteadily。
  `We’llhavealatesittingtonight,’hesaid。`CometotheHousewithyourdiscoveriesifwearenotgonehome。I’llwarnToodlestolookoutforyou。He’lltakeyouintomyroom。’
  ThenumerousfamilyandthewideconnectionsoftheyouthfullookingPrivateSecretarycherishedforhimthehopeofanaustereandexalteddestiny。Meantime,thesocialsphereheadornedinhishoursofidlenesschosetopethimundertheabovenickname。AndSirEthelred,hearingitonthelipsofhiswifeandgirlseveryday(mostlyatbreakfast—time),hadconferreduponitthedignityofunsmilingadoption。
  TheAssistantCommissionerwassurprisedandgratifiedextremely。
  `IshallcertainlybringmydiscoveriestotheHouseonthechanceofyouhavingthetimeto——’
  `Iwon’thavethetime,’interruptedthegreatPersonage。`ButIwillseeyou。Ihaven’tthetimenow—Andyouaregoingyourself?’
  `Yes,SirEthelred。Ithinkitthebestway。’
  ThePersonagehadtiltedhisheadsofarbackthat,inordertokeeptheAssistantCommissionerunderhisobservation,hehadtonearlyclosehiseyes。
  `H’m。Ha!Andhowdoyoupropose—Willyouassumeadisguise?’
  `Hardlyadisguise!I’llchangemyclothes,ofcourse。’
  `Ofcourse,’repeatedthegreatman,withasortofabsent—mindedloftiness。
  Heturnedhisbigheadslowly,andoverhisshouldergaveahaughty,obliquestaretotheponderousmarbletimepiecewiththesly,feebletick。Thegilthandshadtakentheopportunitytostealthroughnolessthanfiveandtwentyminutesbehindhisback。
  TheAssistantCommissioner,whocouldnotseethem,grewalittlenervousintheinterval。Butthegreatmanpresentedtohimacalmandundismayedface。
  `Verywell,’hesaid,andpaused,asifindeliberatecontemptoftheofficialclock。`Butwhatfirstputyouinmotioninthisdirection?’
  `Ihavebeenalwaysofopinion,’begantheAssistantCommissioner。
  `Ah。Yes!Opinion。That’sofcourse。Buttheimmediatemotive?’
  `WhatshallIsay,SirEthelred?Anewman’santagonismtooldmethods。
  Adesiretoknowsomethingatfirsthand。Someimpatience。It’smyoldwork,buttheharnessisdifferent。Ithasbeenchafingmealittleinoneortwotenderplaces。’
  `Ihopeyou’llgetonoverthere,’saidthegreatman,kindly,extendinghishand,softtothetouch,butbroadandpowerfullikethehandofaglorifiedfarmer。TheAssistantCommissionershookit,andwithdrew。
  IntheouterroomToodles,whohadbeenwaitingperchedontheedgeofatable,advancedtomeethim,subduinghisnaturalbuoyancy。
  `Well?Satisfactory?’heasked,withairyimportance。
  `Perfectly。You’veearnedmyundyinggratitude,’answeredtheAssistantCommissioner,whoselongfacelookedwoodenincontrastwiththepeculiarcharacteroftheother’sgravity,whichseemedperpetuallyreadytobreakintoripplesandchuckles。
  `That’sallright。But,seriously,youcan’timaginehowirritatedheisbytheattacksonhisBillfortheNationalizationofFisheries。Theycallitthebeginningofsocialrevolution。Ofcourse,itisarevolutionarymeasure。Butthesefellowshavenodecency。Thepersonalattacks——’
  `Ireadthepapers,’remarkedtheAssistantCommissioner。
  `Odious?Eh?Andyouhavenonotionwhatamassofworkhehasgottogetthrougheveryday。Hedoesitallhimself。SeemsunabletotrustanyonewiththeseFisheries。’
  `Andyethe’sgivenawholehalfhourtotheconsiderationofmyverysmallsprat,’interjectedtheAssistantCommissioner。