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第11章

  "Melovesevvybody,"sheoncesaid,openingherarms,withherspooninonehand,andhermugintheother,asifeagertoembraceandnourishthewholeworld。
  Asshegrew,hermotherbegantofeelthattheDovecotewouldbeblessedbythepresenceofaninmateassereneandlovingasthatwhichhadhelpedtomaketheoldhousehome,andtopraythatshemightbesparedalosslikethatwhichhadlatelytaughtthemhowlongtheyhadentertainedanangelunawares。Hergrandfatheroftencalledher`Beth’,andhergrandmotherwatchedoverherwithuntiringdevotion,asiftryingtoatoneforsomepastmistake,whichnoeyebutherowncouldsee。
  Demi,likeatrueYankee,wasofaninquiringturn,wantingtoknoweverything,andoftengettingmuchdisturbedbecausehecouldnotgetsatisfactoryanswerstohisperpetual"Whatfor?"
  Healsopossessedaphilosophicbent,tothegreatdelightofhisgrandfather,whousedtoholdSocraticconversationswithhim,inwhichtheprecociouspupiloccasionallyposedhisteacher,totheundisguisedsatisfactionofthewomenfolk。
  "Whatmakesmylegsgo,Dranpa?"askedtheyoungphilosopher,surveyingthoseactiveportionsofhisframewithameditativeair,whilerestingafterago—to—bedfroliconenight。
  "It’syourlittlemind,Demi,"repliedthesage,strokingtheyellowheadrespectfully。
  "Whatisalittlemine?"
  "Itissomethingwhichmakesyourbodymove,asthespringmadethewheelsgoinmywatchwhenIshowedittoyou。"
  "Openme。Iwanttoseeitgowound。"
  "Ican’tdothatanymorethanyoucouldopenthewatch。Godwindsyouup,andyougotillHestopsyou。"
  "DoesI?"AndDemi’sbrowneyesgrewbigandbrightashetookinthenewthought。"IsIwoundeduplikethewatch?"
  "Yes,butIcan’tshowyouhow,foritisdonewhenwedon’tsee。"
  Demifelthisback,asifexpectingtofinditlikethatofthewatch,andthengravelyremarked,"IdessDoddoesitwhenI’sasleep。"
  Acarefulexplanationfollowed,towhichhelistenedsoattentivelythathisanxiousgrandmothersaid,"Mydear,doyouthinkitwisetotalkaboutsuchthingstothatbaby?He’sgettinggreatbumpsoverhiseyes,andlearningtoaskthemostunanswerablequestions。"
  "Ifheisoldenoughtoaskthequestionheisoldenoughtoreceivetrueanswers。Iamnotputtingthethoughtsintohishead,buthelpinghimunfoldthosealreadythere。Thesechildrenarewiserthanweare,andIhavenodoubttheboyunderstandseverywordIhavesaidtohim。Now,Demi,tellmewhereyoukeepyourmind。"
  IftheboyhadrepliedlikeAlcibiades,"Bythegods,Socrates,Icannottell,"hisgrandfatherwouldnothavebeensurprised,butwhen,afterstandingamomentononeleg,likeameditativeyoungstork,heanswered,inatoneofcalmconviction,"Inmylittlebelly,"theoldgentlemancouldonlyjoininGrandma’slaugh,anddismisstheclassinmetaphysics。
  Theremighthavebeencauseformaternalanxiety,ifDemihadnotgivenconvincingproofsthathewasatrueboy,aswellasabuddingphilosopher,foroften,afteradiscussionwhichcausedHannahtoprophesy,withominousnods,"Thatchildain’tlongforthisworld,"hewouldturnaboutandsetherfearsatrestbysomeoftheprankswithwhichdear,dirty,naughtylittlerascalsdistractanddelighttheirparent’ssouls。
  Megmademanymoralrules,andtriedtokeepthem,butwhatmotherwaseverproofagainstthewinningwiles,theingeniousevasions,orthetranquilaudacityoftheminiaturemenandwomenwhosoearlyshowthemselvesaccomplishedArtfulDodgers?
  "Nomoreraisins,Demi。They’llmakeyousick,"saysMammatotheyoungpersonwhooffershisservicesinthekitchenwithunfailingregularityonplum—puddingday。
  "Melikestobesick。"
  "Idon’twanttohaveyou,sorunawayandhelpDaisymakepattycakes。"
  Hereluctantlydeparts,buthiswrongsweighuponhisspirit,andby—and—bywhenanopportunitycomestoredressthem,heoutwitsMammabyashrewdbargain。
  "Nowyouhavebeengoodchildren,andI’llplayanythingyoulike,"saysMeg,assheleadsherassistantcooksupstairs,whenthepuddingissafelybouncinginthepot。
  "Truly,Marmar?"asksDemi,withabrilliantideainhiswell—powderedhead。
  "Yes,truly。Anythingyousay,"repliestheshortsightedparent,preparingherselftosing,"TheThreeLittleKittens"halfadozentimesover,ortotakeherfamilyto"Buyapennybun,"regardlessofwindorlimb。ButDemicornersherbythecoolreply……
  "Thenwe’llgoandeatupalltheraisins。"
  AuntDodowaschiefplaymateandconfidanteofbothchildren,andthetrioturnedthelittlehousetopsy—turvy。AuntAmywasasyetonlyanametothem,AuntBethsoonfadedintoapleasantlyvaguememory,butAuntDodowasalivingreality,andtheymadethemostofher,forwhichcomplimentshewasdeeplygrateful。ButwhenMr。Bhaercame,Joneglectedherplayfellows,anddismayanddesolationfellupontheirlittlesouls。Daisy,whowasfondofgoingaboutpeddlingkisses,lostherbestcustomerandbecamebankrupt。Demi,withinfantilepenetration,soondiscoveredthatDodoliketoplaywith`thebear—man’betterthanshedidhim,butthoughhurt,heconcealedhisanguish,forhehadn’tthehearttoinsultarivalwhokeptamineofchocolatedropsinhiswaistcoatpocket,andawatchthatcouldbetakenoutofitscaseandfreelyshakenbyardentadmirers。
  Somepersonsmighthaveconsideredthesepleasinglibertiesasbribes,butDemididn’tseeitinthatlight,andcontinuedtopatronizethe`thebear—man’withpensiveaffability,whileDaisybestowedhersmallaffectionsuponhimatthethirdcall,andconsideredhisshoulderherthrone,hisarmherrefuge,hisgiftstreasuressurpassingworth。
  Gentlemenaresometimesseizedwithsuddenfitsofadmirationfortheyoungrelativesofladieswhomtheyhonorwiththeirregard,butthiscounterfeitphiloprogenitivenesssitsuneasilyuponthem,anddoesnotdeceiveanybodyaparticle。Mr。Bhaer’sdevotionwassincere,howeverlikewiseeffective——forhonestyisthebestpolicyinloveasinlaw。Hewasoneofthemenwhoareathomewithchildren,andlookedparticularlywellwhenlittlefacesmadeapleasantcontrastwithhismanlyone。Hisbusiness,whateveritwas,detainedhimfromdaytoday,buteveningseldomfailedtobringhimouttosee——well,healwaysaskedforMr。March,soIsupposehewastheattraction。Theexcellentpapalaboredunderthedelusionthathewas,andreveledinlongdiscussionswiththekindredspirit,tillachanceremarkofhismoreobservinggrandsonsuddenlyenlightenedhim。
  Mr。Bhaercameinoneeveningtopauseonthethresholdofthestudy,astonishedbythespectaclethatmethiseye。ProneuponthefloorlayMr。March,withhisrespectablelegsintheair,andbesidehim,likewiseprone,wasDemi,tryingtoimitatetheattitudewithhisownshort,scarlet—stockingedlegs,bothgrovelerssoseriouslyabsorbedthattheywereunconsciousofspectators,tillMr。Bhaerlaughedhissonorouslaugh,andJocriedout,withascandalizedface……
  "Father,Father,here’stheProfessor!"
  Downwenttheblacklegsandupcamethegrayhead,asthepreceptorsaid,withundisturbeddignity,"Goodevening,Mr。Bhaer。Excusemeforamoment。Wearejustfinishingourlesson。Now,Demi,maketheletterandtellitsname。"
  "Iknowshim!"And,afterafewconvulsiveefforts,theredlegstooktheshapeofapairofcompasses,andtheintelligentpupiltriumphantlyshouted,"It’saWe,Dranpa,it’saWe!"
  "He’sabornWeller,"laughedJo,asherparentgatheredhimselfup,andhernephewtriedtostandonhishead,astheonlymodeofexpressinghissatisfactionthatschoolwasover。
  "Whathaveyoubeenattoday,bübchen?"askedMr。Bhaer,pickingupthegymnast。
  "MewenttoseelittleMary。"
  "Andwhatdidyouthere?"
  "Ikissedher,"beganDemi,withartlessfrankness。"Prut!Thoubeginnestearly。WhatdidthelittleMarysaytothat?"askedMr。Bhaer,continuingtoconfesstheyoungsinner,whostoodupontheknee,exploringthewaistcoatpocket。
  "Oh,shelikedit,andshekissedme,andIlikedit。Don’tlittleboyslikelittlegirls?"askedDemi,withhismouthfull,andanairofblandsatisfaction。
  "Youpreciouschick!Whoputthatintoyourhead?"saidJo,enjoyingtheinnocentrevelationasmuchastheProfessor。
  "`Tisn’tinminehead,it’sinminemouf,"answeredliteralDemi,puttingouthistongue,withachocolatedroponit,thinkingshealludedtoconfectionery,notideas。
  "Thoushouldstsavesomeforthelittlefriend。Sweetstothesweet,mannling。"AndMr。BhaerofferedJosome,withalookthatmadeherwonderifchocolatewasnotthenectardrunkbythegods。Demialsosawthesmile,wasimpressedbyit,andartlessyinquired……
  "Dogreatboyslikegreatgirls,to,’Fessor?"
  LikeyoungWashington,Mr。Bhaer`couldn’ttellalie’,sohegavethesomewhatvaguereplythathebelievedtheydidsometimes,inatonethatmadeMr。Marchputdownhisclothesbrush,glanceatJo’sretiringface,andthensinkintohischair,lookingasifthe`precociouschick’hadputanideaintohisheadthatwasbothsweetandsour。
  WhyDodo,whenshecaughthiminthechinaclosethalfanhourafterward,nearlysqueezedthebreathoutofhislittlebodywithatenderembrace,insteadofshakinghimforbeingthere,andwhyshefollowedupthisnovelperformancebytheunexpectedgiftofabigsliceofbreadandjelly,remainedoneoftheproblemsoverwhichDemipuzzledhissmallwits,andwasforcedtoleaveunsolvedforever。
  GoodWives:Chapter23CHAPTER23UndertheUmbrellaWhileLaurieandAmyweretakingconjugalstrollsovervelvetcarpets,astheysettheirhouseinorder,andplannedablissfulfuture,Mr。BhaerandJowereenjoyingpromenadesofadifferentsort,alongmuddyroadsandsoddenfields。
  "Ialwaysdotakeawalktowardevening,andIdon’tknowwhyIshouldgiveitup,justbecauseIhappentomeettheProfessoronhiswayout,"saidJotoherself,aftertwoorthreeencounters,forthoughthereweretwopathstoMeg’swhicheveroneshetookshewassuretomeethim。,eithergoingorreturning。Hewasalwayswalkingrapidly,andneverseemedtoseeheruntilquiteclose,whenhewouldlookasifhisshort—sightedeyeshadfailedtorecognizetheapproachingladytillthatmoment。Then,ifshewasgoingtoMeg’shealwayshadsomethingforthebabies。Ifherfacewasturnedhomeward,hehadmerelystrolleddowntoseetheriver,andwasjustreturning,unlesstheyweretiredofhisfrequentcalls。
  Underthecircumstances,whatcouldJodobutgreethimcivilly,andinvitehimin?Ifshewastiredofhisvisits,sheconcealedherwearinesswithperfectskill,andtookcarethatthereshouldbecoffeeforsupper,"asFriedrich——ImeanMr。Bhaer——doesn’tliketea。"
  Bythesecondweek,everyoneknewperfectlywellwhatwasgoingon,yeteveryonetriedtolookasiftheywerestone—blindtothechangesinJo’sface。Theyneveraskedwhyshesangaboutherwork,didupherhairthreetimesaday,andgotsobloomingwithhereveningexercise。AndnooneseemedtohavetheslightestsuspicionthatProfessorBhaer,whiletalkingphilosophywiththefather,wasgivingthedaughterlessonsinlove。
  Jocouldn’tevenloseherheartinadecorousmanner,butsternlytriedtoquenchherfeelings,andfailingtodoso,ledasomewhatagitatedlife。Shewasmortallyafraidofbeinglaughedatforsurrendering,afterhermanyandvehementdeclarationsofindependence。Lauriewasherespecialdread,butthankstothenewmanager,hebehavedwithpraiseworthypropriety,nevercalledMr。Bhaer`acapitaloldfellow’inpublic,neveralluded,intheremotestmanner,toJo’simprovedappearance,orexpressedtheleastsurpriseatseeingtheProfessor’shatontheMarches’tablenearlyeveryevening。ButheexultedinprivateandlongedforthetimetocomewhenhecouldgiveJoapieceofplate,withabearandaraggedstaffonitasanappropriatecoatofarms。
  Forafortnight,theProfessorcameandwentwithlover—likeregularity。Thenhestayedawayforthreewholedays,andmadenosign,aproceedingwhichcausedeverybodytolooksober,andJotobecomepensive,atfirst,andthen——alasforromance——verycross。
  "Disgusted,Idaresay,andgonehomeassuddenlyashecame。It’snothingtome,ofcourse,butIshouldthinkhewouldhavecomeandbidusgoodbyelikeagentleman,"shesaidtoherself,withadespairinglookatthegate,assheputonherthingsforthecustomarywalkonedullafternoon。
  "You’dbettertakethelittleumbrella,dear。Itlookslikerain,"saidhermother,observingthatshehadonhernewbonnet,butnotalludingtothefact。"Yes,Marmee,doyouwantanythingintown?I’vegottoruninandgetsomepaper,"returnedJo,pullingoutthebowunderherchinbeforetheglassasanexcusefornotlookingathermother。
  "Yes,Iwantsometwilledsilesia,apaperofnumbernineneedles,andtwoyardsofnarrowlavenderribbon。Haveyougotyourthickbootson,andsomethingwarmunderyourcloak?"
  "Ibelieveso,"answeredJoabsently。
  "IfyouhappentomeetMr。Bhaer,bringhimhometotea。Iquitelongtoseethedearman,"addedMrs。March。
  Joheardthat,butmadenoanswer,excepttokisshermother,andwalkrapidlyaway,thinkingwithaglowofgratitude,inspiteofherheartache,"Howgoodsheistome!Whatdogirlsdowhohaven’tanymotherstohelpthemthroughtheirtroubles?"
  Thedry—goodsstoreswerenotdownamongthecounting—houses,banks,andwholesalewarerooms,wheregentlemenmostdocongregate,butJofoundherselfinthatpartofthecitybeforeshedidasingleerrand,loiteringalongasifwaitingforsomeone,examiningengineeringinstrumentsinonewindowandsamplesofwoolinanother,withmostunfeminineinterest,tumblingoverbarrels,beinghalf—smotheredbydescendingbales,andhustledunceremoniouslybybusymenwholookedasiftheywondered`howthedeuceshegotthere’。Adropofrainonhercheekrecalledherthoughtsfrombaffledhopestoruinedribbons。Forthedropscontinuedtofall,andbeingawomanaswellasalover,shefeltthat,thoughitwastoolatetosaveherheart,shemightherbonnet。Nowsherememberedthelittleumbrella,whichshehadforgottentotakeinherhurrytobeoff,butregretwasunavailing,andnothingcouldbedonebutborrowoneorsubmittotoadrenching。Shelookedupattheloweringsky,downatthecrimsonbowalreadyfleckedwithblack,forwardalongthemuddystreet,thenonelong,lingeringlookbehind,atacertaingrimywarehouse,with`Hoffmann,Swartz,&Co。’overthedoor,andsaidtoherself,withasternlyreproachfulair……
  "Itservesmeright!whatbusinesshadItoputonallmybestthingsandcomephilanderingdownhere,hopingtoseetheProfessor?Jo,I’mashamedofyou!No,youshallnotgotheretoborrowanumbrella,orfindoutwhereheis,fromhisfriends。Youshalltrudgeaway,anddoyourerrandsintherain,andifyoucatchyourdeathandruinyourbonnet,it’snomorethanyoudeserve。Nowthen!"
  Withthatsherushedacrossthestreetsoimpetuouslythatshenarrowlyescapedannihilationfromapassingtruck,andprecipitatedherselfintothearmsofastatelyoldgentleman,whosaid,"Ibegpardon,ma’am,"andlookedmortallyoffended。Somewhatdaunted,Jorightedherself,spreadherhandkerchiefoverthedevotedribbons,andputtingtemptationbehindher,hurriedon,withincreasingdampnessabouttheankles,andmuchclashingofumbrellasoverhead。Thefactthatasomewhatdilapidatedblueoneremainedstationaryabovetheunprotectedbonnetattractedherattention,andlookingup,shesawMr。Bhaerlookingdown。
  "Ifeeltoknowthestrong—mindedladywhogoessobravelyundermanyhorsenoses,andsofastthroughmuchmud。Whatdoyoudownhere,myfriend?"
  "I’mshopping。"
  Mr。Bhaersmiled,asheglancedfromthepicklefactoryononesidetothewholesalehideandleatherconcernontheother,butheronlysaidpolitely,"Youhafnoumbrella。MayIgoalso,andtakeforyouthebundles?"
  "Yes,thankyou。"
  Jo’scheekswereasredasherribbon,andshewonderedwhathethoughtofher,butshedidn’tcare,forinaminuteshefoundherselfwalkingawayarminarmwithherProfessor,feelingasifthesunhadsuddenlyburstoutwithuncommonbrilliancy,thattheworldwasallrightagain,andthatonethoroughlyhappywomanwaspaddlingthroughthewetthatday。
  "Wethoughtyouhadgone,"saidJohastily,forsheknewhewaslookingather。Herbonnetwasn’tbigenoughtohideherface,andshefearedhemightthinkthejoyitbetrayedunmaidenly。
  "DidyoubelievethatIshouldgowithnofarewelltothosewhohafbeensoheavenlykindtome?"heaskedsoreproachfullythatshefeltasifshehadinsultedhimbythesuggestion,andansweredheartily……
  "No,Ididn’t。Iknewyouwerebusyaboutyourownaffairs,butwerathermissedyou,FatherandMotherespecially。"
  "Andyou?"
  "I’malwaysgladtoseeyou,sir。"
  Inheranxietytokeephervoicequitecalm,Jomadeitrathercool,andthefrostylittlemonosyllableattheendseemedtochilltheProfessor,forhissmilevanished,ashesaidgravely……
  "Ithankyou,andcomeonemoretimebeforeIgo。"
  "Youaregoing,then?"
  "Ihafnolongeranybusinesshere,itisdone。"
  "Successfully,Ihope?"saidJo,forthebitternessofdisappointmentwasinthatshortreplyofhis。
  "Ioughttothinkso,forIhafawayopenedtomebywhichIcanmakemybreadandgifmyJunglingsmuchhelp。"
  "Tellme,please!Iliketoknowallaboutthe——theboys,"
  saidJoeagerly。
  "Thatissokind,Igladlytellyou。Myfriendsfindformeaplaceinacollege,whereIteachasathome,andearnenoughtomakethewaysmoothforFranzandEmil。ForthisIshouldbegrateful,shouldInot?"
  "Indeedyoushould。Howsplendiditwillbetohaveyoudoingwhatyoulike,andbeabletoseeyouoften,andtheboys!"criedJo,clingingtotheladsasanexcuseforthesatisfactionshecouldnothelpbetraying。
  "Ah!Butweshallnotmeetoften,Ifear,thisplaceisattheWest。"
  "Sofaraway!"AndJoleftherskirtstotheirfate,asifitdidn’tmatternowwhatbecameofherclothesorherself。
  Mr。Bhaercouldreadseverallanguages,buthehadnotlearnedtoreadwomenyet。HeflatteredhimselfthatheknewJoprettywell,andwas,therefore,muchamazedbythecontradictionsofvoice,face,andmanner,whichsheshowedhiminrapidsuccessionthatday,forshewasinhalfadozendifferentmoodsinthecourseofhalfanhour。Whenshemethimshelookedsurprised,thoughitwasimpossibletohelpsuspectingthatshehadcomeforthatexpresspurpose。Whenheofferedherhisarm,shetookitwithalookthatfilledhimwithdelight,butwhenheaskedifshemissedhim,shegavesuchachilly,formalreplythatdespairfelluponhim。Onlearninghisgoodfortuneshealmostclappedherhands。Wasthejoyallfortheboys?Thenonhearinghisdestination,shesaid,"Sofaraway!"inatoneofdespairthatliftedhimontoapinnacleofhope,butthenextminuteshetumbledhimdownagainbyobserving,likeoneentirelyabsorbedinthematter……
  "Here’stheplaceformyerrands。Willyoucomein?Itwon’ttakelong。"
  Joratherpridedherselfuponhershoppingcapabilities,andparticularlywishedtoimpressherescortwiththeneatnessanddispatchwithwhichshewouldaccomplishthebusiness。Butowingtothefluttershewasin,everythingwentamiss。Sheupsetthetrayofneedles,forgotthesilesiawastobe`twilled’tillitwascutoff,gavethewrongchange,andcoveredherselfwithconfusionbyaskingforlavenderribbonatthecalicocounter。Mr。Bhaerstoodby,watchingherblushandblunder,andashewatched,hisownbewildermentseemedtosubside,forhewasbeginningtoseethatonsomeoccasions,women,likedreams,gobycontraries。
  Whentheycameout,heputtheparcelunderhisarmwithamorecheerfulaspect,andsplashedthroughthepuddlesasifheratherenjoyeditonthewhole。
  "Shouldwenodoalittlewhatyoucallshoppingforthebabies,andhafafarewellfeasttonightifIgoformylastcallatyoursopleasanthome?"heasked,stoppingbeforeawindowfulloffruitandflowers。
  "Whatwillwebuy?"askedJo,ignoringthelatterpartofhisspeech,andsniffingthemingledodorswithanaffectationofdelightastheywentin。
  "Maytheyhaforangesandfigs?"askedMr。Bhaer,withapaternalair。
  "Theyeatthemwhentheycangetthem。""Doyoucarefornuts?"
  "Likeasquirrel。"
  "Hamburggrapes。Yes,weshalldrinktotheFatherlandinthose?"
  Jofrowneduponthatpieceofextravagance,andaskedwhyhedidn’tbuyafrailofdated,acaskofraisins,andabagofalmonds,andbedonewithit?WhereatMr。Bhaerconfiscatedherpurse,producedhisown,andfinishedthemarketingbybuyingseveralpoundsofgrapes,apotofrosydaisies,andaprettyjarofhoney,toberegardedinthelightofademijohn。Thendistortinghispocketswithknobbybundles,andgivinghertheflowerstohold,heputuptheoldumbrella,andtheytraveledonagain。
  "MissMarsch,Ihafagreatfavortoaskofyou,"begantheProfessor,afteramoistpromenadeofhalfablock。
  "Yes,sir。"AndJo’sheartbegantobeatsohardshewasafraidhewouldhearit。
  "Iamboldtosayitinspiteoftherain,becausesoshortatimeremainstome。"
  "Yes,sir。"AndJonearlycrushedthesmallflowerpotwiththesuddensqueezeshegaveit。
  "IwishtogetalittledressformyTina,andIamtoostupidtogoalone。Willyoukindlygifmeawordoftasteandhelp?"
  "Yes,sir。"AndJOfeltascalmandcoolallofasuddenasifshehadsteppedintoarefrigerator。
  "PerhapsalsoashawlforTina’smother,sheissopoorandsick,andthehusbandissuchacare。Yes,yes,athick,warmshawlwouldbeafriendlythingtotakethelittlemother。"
  "I’lldoitwithpleasure,Mr。Bhaer。I’mgoingveryfast,andhe’sgettingdearereveryminute,"addedJotoherself,thenwithamentalshakesheenteredintothebusinesswithanenergythatwaspleasanttobehold。Mr。Bhaerleftitalltoher,soshechoseaprettygownforTina,andthenorderedouttheshawls。Theclerk,beingamarriedman,condescendedtotakeaninterestinthecouple,whoappearedtobeshoppingfortheirfamily。
  "Yourladymaypreferthis。It’sasuperiorarticle,amostdesirablecolor,quitechasteandgenteel,"hesaid,shakingoutacomfortablegrayshawl,andthrowingitoverJo’sshoulders。
  "Doesthissuityou,Mr。Bhaer?"sheasked,turningherbacktohim,andfeelingdeeplygratefulforthechanceofhidingherface。"Excellentlywell,wewillhafit,"answeredtheProfessor,smilingtohimselfashepaidforit,whileJocontinuedtorummagethecounterslikeaconfirmedbargain—hunter。
  "Nowshallwegohome?"heasked,asifthewordswereverypleasanttohim。
  "Yes,it’slate,andI’msotired。"Jo’svoicewasmorepatheticthansheknew。Fornowthesunseemedtohavegoneinassuddenlyasitcameout,andtheworldgrewmuddyandmiserableagain,andforthefirsttimeshediscoveredthatherfeetwerecold,herheadached,andthatherheartwascolderthantheformer,fullerofpainthanthelatter。Mr。Bhaerwasgoingaway,heonlycaredforherasafriend,itwasallamistake,andthesooneritwasoverthebetter。Withthisideainherhead,shehailedanapproachingomnibuswithsuchahastygesturethatthedaisiesflewoutofthepotandwerebadlydamaged。
  "Thisisnotouromniboos,"saidtheProfessor,wavingtheloadedvehicleaway,andstoppingtopickupthepoorlittleflowers。
  "Ibegyourpardon。Ididn’tseethenamedistinctly。Nevermind,Icanwalk。I’musedtoploddinginthemud,"returnedJo,winkinghard,becauseshewouldhavediedratherthanopenlywipehereyes。Mr。Bhaersawthedropsonhercheeks,thoughsheturnedherheadaway。Thesightseemedtotouchhimverymuch,forsuddenlystoopingdown,heaskedinatonethatmeantagreatdeal,"Heart’sdearest,whydoyoucry?"
  Now,ifJohadnotbeennewtothissortofthingshewouldhavesaidshewasn’tcrying,hadacoldinherhead,ortoldanyotherfemininefibpropertotheoccasion。Insteadofwhich,thatundignifiedcreatureanswered,withanirrepressiblesob,"Becauseyouaregoingaway。"
  "Ach,meinGott,thatissogood!"criedMr。Bhaer,managingtoclasphishandsinspiteoftheumbrellaandthebundles,"Jo,Ihafnothingbutmuchlovetogifyou。Icametoseeifyoucouldcareforit,andIwaitedtobesurethatIwassomethingmorethanafriend。AmI?CanyoumakealittleplaceinyourheartforoldFritz?"headded,allinonebreath。
  "Oh,yes!"saidJo,andhewasquitesatisfied,forshefoldedbothhandsoverhisare,andlookedupathimwithanexpressionthatplainlyshowedhowhappyshewouldbetowalkthroughlifebesidehim,eventhoughshehadnobettershelterthantheoldumbrella,ifhecarriedit。
  Itwascertainlyproposingunderdifficulties,forevenifhehaddesiredtodoso,Mr。Bhaercouldnotgodownuponhisknees,onaccountofthemud。NeithercouldheofferJohishand,exceptfiguratively,forbothwerefull。Muchlesscouldheindulgeintenderremonstrationsintheopenstreet,thoughhewasnearit。Sotheonlywayinwhichhecouldexpresshisrapturewastolookather,withanexpressionwhichglorifiedhisfacetosuchadegreethatthereactuallyseemedtobelittlerainbowsinthedropsthatsparkledonhisbeard。IfhehadnotlovedJoverymuch,Idon’tthinkhecouldhavedoneitthen,forshelookedfarfromlovely,withherskirtsinadeplorablestate,herrubberbootssplashedtotheankle,andherbonnetaruin。Fortunately,Mr。Bhaerconsideredherthemostbeautifulwomanliving,andshefoundhimmore`Jove—like"thanever,thoughhishat—brimwasquitelimpwiththelittlerillstricklingthenceuponhisshoulders(forheheldtheumbrellaalloverJo),andeveryfingerofhisglovesneededmending。
  Passers—byprobablythoughtthemapairofharmlesslunatics,fortheyentirelyforgottohailabus,andstrolledleisurelyalong,obliviousofdeepeningduskandfog。Littletheycaredwhatanybodythought,fortheywereenjoyingthehappyhourthatseldomcomesbutonceinanylife,themagicalmomentwhichbestowsyouthontheold,beautyontheplain,wealthonthepoor,andgiveshumanheartsaforetasteofheaven。TheProfessorlookedasifhehadconqueredakingdom,andtheworldhadnothingmoretoofferhiminthewayofbliss。WhileJotrudgedbesidehim,feelingasifherplacehadalwaysbeenthere,andwonderinghowsheevercouldhavechosenanyotherlot。Ofcourse,shewasthefirsttospeak——intelligibly,Imean,fortheemotionalremarkswhichfollowedherimpetuous"Oh,yes!"werenotofacoherentorreportablecharacter。
  "Friedrich,whydidn’tyou……"
  "Ah,heaven,shegifsmethenamethatnoonespeakssinceMinnadied!"criedtheProfessor,pausinginapuddletoregardherwithgratefuldelight。
  "Ialwayscallyousotomyself——Iforgot,butIwon’tunlessyoulikeit。"
  "Likeit?ItismoresweettomethanIcantell。Say`thou’,also,andIshallsayyourlanguageisalmostasbeautifulasmine。"
  "Isn’t`thou’alittlesentimental?"askedJo,privatelythinkingitalovelymonosyllable。
  "Sentimental?Yes。ThankGott,weGermansbelieveinsentiment,andkeepourselvesyoungmitit。YourEnglish`you’issocold,say`thou’,heart’sdearest,itmeanssomuchtome,"pleadedMr。Bhaer,morelikearomanticstudentthanagraveprofessor。
  "Well,then,whydidn’tthoutellmeallthissooner?"askedJobashfully。
  "NowIshallhaftoshowtheeallmyheart,andIsogladlywill,becausethoumusttakecareofithereafter。See,then,myJo——ah,thedear,funnylittlename——IhadawishtotellsomethingthedayIsaidgoodbyeinNewYork,butIthoughtthehandsomefriendwasbetrothedtothee,andsoIspokenot。Wouldstthouhavesaid`Yes’,then,ifIhadspoken?"
  "Idon’tknow。I’mafraidnot,forIdidn’thaveanyheartjustthen。"