首页 >出版文学> An Unsocial Socialist>第15章
  "Hereisaview——thisisthefirstofmyownattempts——oftheapartmentofoneoftheunderservants。Itiscomfortableandspacious,andsolidlyfurnished。"
  "SoIperceive。"
  "Thesearethestables。Aretheynothandsome?"
  "Palatial。Quitepalatial。"
  "Thereiseveryluxurythatahorsecoulddesire,includingplentyofvaletstowaitonhim。Youarenotingthefigures,I
  hope。Thereisthecostofthebuildingandtheexpenditureperhorseperannum。"
  "Isee。"
  "Hereistheexteriorofahouse。Whatdoyouthinkofit?"
  "Itisratherpicturesqueinitsdilapidation。"
  "Picturesque!Wouldyouliketoliveinit?"
  "No,"saidErskine。"Idon'tseeanythingverypicturesqueaboutit。Whatinducedyoutophotographsuchawretchedoldrookery?"
  "Hereisaviewofthebestroominit。Photographygivesyouafairideaofthebrokenflooringandpatchedwindows,butyoumustimaginethedirtandtheodoroftheplace。Someofthestainsareweatherstains,otherscamefromsmokeandfilth。Thelandlordofthehouseholdsitfromapeerandletsitoutintenements。ThreefamiliesoccupiedthatroomwhenIphotographedit。YouwillseebythefiguresinthecornerthatitismoreprofitabletothelandlordthananaveragehouseinMayfair。Hereisthecellar,lettoafamilyforoneandsixpenceaweek,andconsideredabargain。Thesunnevershinesthere,ofcourse。I
  tookitbyartificiallight。Youmayaddtotherentthecostofenoughbadbeertomakethetenantinsensibletothefilthoftheplace。Beeristhechloroformthatenablesthelaborertoendurethesevereoperationofliving;thatiswhywecanalwaysassureoneanotheroverourwinethattherascal'smiseryisduetohishabitofdrinking。Wearedownonhimforit,because,ifhecouldbearhislifewithoutbeer,weshouldsavehisbeer—money——gethimforlowerwages。Inshort,weshouldbericherandhesoberer。Hereistheyard;thearrangementsareindescribable。Sevenoftheinhabitantsofthathousehadworkedforyearsinmyfather'smill。Thatis,theyhadcreatedaconsiderablepartofthevastsumsofmoneyfordrawingyourattentiontowhichyouweredisgustedwithmejustnow。"
  "Notatall,"saidSirCharlesfaintly。
  "Youcanseehowtheirconditioncontrastswiththatofmyfather'shorses。ThesevenmentowhomIhavealluded,withthreehundredothers,werethrowndestituteuponthestreetsbythis。"
  (Hereheturnedoveraleafanddisplayedaphotographofanelaboratemachine。)"Itenabledmyfathertodispensewiththeirservices,andtoreplacethembyahandfulofwomenandchildren。
  Hehadboughtthepatentofthemachineforfiftypoundsfromtheinventor,whowasalmostruinedbytheexpensesofhisingenuity,andwouldhavesacrificedanythingforahandfulofreadymoney。
  Hereisaportraitofmyfatherinhismasonicinsignia。Hebelievedthatfreemasonsgenerallygetonintheworld,andasthemainobjectofhislifewastogeton,hejoinedthem,andwantedmetodothesame。ButIobjecttopretendedsecretsocietiesandhocuspocus,andwouldnot。Youseewhathewas——aportly,pushing,egotisticaltradesman。Markthesuccessfulman,themerchantprincewithargosiesoneverysea,theemployerofthousandsofhands,themunificentcontributortopubliccharities,thechurchwarden,thememberofparliament,andthegenerouspatronofhisrelativeshisself—approbationstrugglingwiththeinstinctivesenseofbasenessinthemoney—hunter,theignorantandgreedyfilcherofthelaborofothers,thesellerofhisownmindandmanhoodforluxuriesanddelicaciesthathewastoolowlivedtoenjoy,andforthesocietyofpeoplewhomadehimfeelhisinferiorityateveryturn。"
  "Andthemantowhomyouoweeverythingyoupossess,"saidErskineboldly。
  "Ipossessverylittle。Everythingheleftme,exceptafewpictures,Ispentlongago,andeventhatwasmadebyhisslavesandnotbyhim。MywealthcomesdaybydayfreshfromthelaborofthewretcheswholiveinthedensIhavejustshownyou,orofafewaristocratsoflaborwhoarewithintenshillingsaweekofbeingworseoff。However,thereissomeexcuseformyfather。
  Once,atanelectionriot,Igotintoafreefight。Iamapeacefulman,butasIhadeithertofightorbeknockeddownandtrampledupon,IexchangedblowswithmenwhowereperhapsaspeacefullydisposedasI。Myfather,launchedintoafreecompetition(freeinthesensethatthefightisfree:thatis,lawless)——myfatherhadtochoosebetweenbeingaslavehimselfandenslavingothers。Hechosethelatter,andashewasapplaudedandmademuchofforsucceeding,whodareblamehim?
  NotI。Besides,hedidsomethingtodestroytheanarchythatenabledhimtoplundersocietywithimpunity。Hefurnishedme,itsenemy,withthepowerfulweaponofalargefortune。Thusoursystemoforganizingindustrysometimeshatchestheeggsfromwhichitsdestroyersbreak。DoesLadyBrandonwearmuchlace?"
  "I——No;thatis——HowthedeucedOIknow,Trefusis?Whatanextraordinaryquestion!"
  "Thisisaphotographofalaceschool。Itwasafilthyroom,twelvefeetsquare。Itwaspavedwithbrick,andthechildrenwerenotallowedtoweartheirboots,lestthelaceshouldgetmuddy。However,asthereweretwentyofthemworkingthereforfifteenhoursaday——allgirls——theydidnotsuffermuchfromcold。Theywereprettytightlypacked——maybestill,foraughtI
  know。Theybroughtthreeorfourshillingsaweeksometimestotheirfondparents;andtheywereveryquick—fingeredlittlecreatures,andstuckintenselytotheirwork,astheoverseeralwayshitthemwhentheylookedupor——"
  "Trefusis,"saidSirCharles,turningawayfromthetable,"Ibegyourpardon,butIhavenoappetiteforhorrors。Youreallymustnotaskmetogothroughyourcollection。Itisnodoubtveryinteresting,butIcan'tstandit。Haveyounothingpleasanttoentertainmewith?"
  "Pooh!youaresqueamish。However,asyouareanovice,letusputofftherestuntilyouareseasoned。Thepicturesarenotallhorrible。Eachbookreferstoadifferentcountry。ThatonecontainsillustrationsofmoderncivilizationinGermany,forinstance。ThatoneisFrance;that,BritishIndia。HereyouhavetheUnitedStatesofAmerica,homeofliberty,theatreofmanhoodsuffrage,kinglessandlordlesslandofProtection,Republicanism,andtherealizedRadicalProgramme,wherealltheblackchattelslaveswereturnedintowage—slaves(likemyfather'swhitefellows)atacostof800,000livesandwealthincalculable。YouandIarepaupersincomparisonwiththegreatcapitalistsofthatcountry,wherethelaborersfightforboneswiththeChinamen,likedogs。Someofthesegreatmenpresentedmewithphotographsoftheiryachtsandpalaces,notanticipatingtheusetowhichIwouldputthem。Herearesomeportraitsthatwillnotharrowyourfeelings。Thisismymother,awomanofgoodfamily,everyinchalady。HereisaLancashirelass,thedaughterofacommonpitman。Shehasexactlythesamephysicalcharacteristicsasmywell—bornmother——thesamesmallhead,delicatefeatures,andsoforth;theymightbesisters。Thisvillainous—lookingpairmightbetwinbrothers,exceptthatthereisatraceofgoodhumorabouttheonetotheright。Thegood—humoredoneisabargeeontheLyvernCanal。TheotherisoneoftheseniornoblemenoftheBritishPeerage。TheyillustratethefactthatNature,evenwhenpervertedbygenerationsoffaminefever,ignoresthedistinctionswesetupbetweenmen。Thisgroupofmenandwomen,alltolerablyintelligentandthoughtfullooking,areso—calledenemiesofsociety——Nihilists,Anarchists,Communards,membersoftheInternational,andsoon。Theseotherpoordevils,worried,stiff,strumous,awkward,vapid,andrathercoarse,withhereandthereapassablyprettywoman,areEuropeankings,queens,grand—dukes,andthelike。Hereareship—captains,criminals,poets,menofscience,peers,peasants,politicaleconomists,andrepresentativesofdozensofdegrees。Theobjectofthecollectionistoillustratethenaturalinequalityofman,andthefailureofourartificialinequalitytocorrespondwithit。"
  "Itseemstomeasortofinfernalcollectionfortheupsettingofpeople'sideas,"saidErskine。"Yououghttolabelit'A
  PortfolioofParadoxes。'"
  "Inarationalstateofsocietytheywouldbeparadoxes;butnowthetimegivesthemproof——likeHamlet'sparadox。Itis,however,acollectionoffacts;andIwillgivenofancifulnametoit。
  Youdislikefigures,don'tyou?"
  "UnlesstheyarebyPhidias,yes。"
  "Hereareafew,notbyPhidias。ThisisthebalancesheetofanattemptImadesomeyearsagotocarryouttheideaofanInternationalAssociationofLaborers——commonlyknownasTHE
  International——orunionofallworkmenthroughouttheworldindefenceoftheinterestsoflabor。Youseetheresult。
  Expenditure,fourthousandfivehundredpounds。Subscriptionsreceivedfromworking—men,twenty—twopoundssevenandtenpencehalfpenny。TheBritishworkmenshowedtheirsenseofmyeffortstoemancipatethembyaccusingmeofmakingagoodthingoutoftheAssociationformyownpocket,andbymobbingandstoningmetwice。Inowhelpthemonlywhentheyshowsomedispositiontohelpthemselves。Ioccupymyselfpartlyinworkingoutaschemeforthereorganizationofindustry,andpartlyinattackingmyownclass,womenandall,asIamattackingyou。"
  "Thereislittleuseinattackingus,Ifear,"saidSirCharles。
  "Greatuse,"saidTrefusisconfidently。"YouhaveaverydifferentopinionofourboastedcivilizationnowfromthatwhichyouheldwhenIbrokeyourwalldownandinvitedthoseLandNationalizationzealotstomarchacrossyourpleasureground。Youhaveseeninmyalbumsomethingyouhadnotseenanhourago,andyouareconsequentlynotquitethesamemanyouwereanhourago。
  Mypicturesstickinthemindlongerthanyourscratchyetchings,ortheleadenthingsinwhichyoufancyyouseetenderharmoniesingray。Erskine'snextdramamaybeaboutliberty,butitsPatriotMartyrswillhavesomethingbettertodothanspoutbalderdashagainstfigure—headkingswhoinalltheirlivesneversecretlyplottedasmuchdastardlymeanness,greed,cruelty,andtyrannyasisopenlyvotedforinLondonbyeveryhalf—yearlymeetingofdividend—consumingverminwhosemiserablewage—slavesdrudgesixteenhoursoutofthetwenty—four。"
  "Whatisgoingtobetheendofitall?"saidSirCharles,alittledazed。
  "SocialismorSmash。Socialismiftheracehasatlastevolvedthefacultyofcoordinatingthefunctionsofasocietytoocrowdedandcomplextobeworkedanylongerontheoldhaphazardprivate—propertysystem。Unlesswereorganizeoursocietysocialistically——humanlyamostarduousandmagnificententerprise,economicallyamostsimpleandsoundone——FreeTradebyitselfwillruinEngland,andIwilltellyouexactlyhow。
  Whenmyfathermadehisfortunewehadthestartofallothernationsintheorganizationofourindustryandinouraccesstoironandcoal。Othernationsboughtourproductsforlessthantheymusthavespenttoraisethemathome,andyetforsomuchmorethantheycostus,thatprofitsrolledinAtlanticwavesuponourcapitalists。Whentheworkers,bytheirtrades—unions,demandedashareoftheluckintheformofadvancedwages,itpaidbettertogivethemthelittletheydaredtoaskthantostopgold—gatheringtofightandcrushthem。Butnowourcustomershavesetupintheirowncountriesimprovedcopiesofourindustrialorganization,andhavediscoveredplaceswhereironandcoalareevenhandierthantheyarebythistimeinEngland。Theyproduceforthemselves,orbuyelsewhere,whattheyformerlyboughtfromus。Ourprofitsarevanishing,ourmachineryisstandingidle,ourworkmenarelockedout。Itpaysnowtostopthemillsandfightandcrushtheunionswhenthemenstrike,nolongerforanadvance,butagainstareduction。Nowthattheseunionsarebeaten,helpless,anddriftingtobankruptcyastheproportionofunemployedmenintheirranksbecomesgreater,theyarebeingpettedandmademuchofbyourclass;aninfalliblesignthattheyaremakingnofurtherprogressintheirdutyofdestroyingus。Thesmallcapitalistsareleftstrandedbytheebb;thebigoneswillfollowthetideacrossthewater,andrebuildtheirfactorieswheresteampower,waterpower,laborpower,andtransportarenowcheaperthaninEngland,wheretheyusedtobecheapest。Theworkerswillemigrateinpursuitofthefactory,buttheywillmultiplyfasterthantheyemigrate,andbetoldthattheirownexorbitantdemandforwagesisdrivingcapitalabroad,andmustcontinuetodosowhilstthereisaChinamanoraHindoounemployedtounderbidthem。AstheBritishfactoriesareshutup,theywillbereplacedbyvillas;themanufacturingdistrictswillbecomefashionableresortsforcapitalistslivingontheinterestofforeigninvestments;thefarmsandsheeprunswillbeclearedfordeerforests。Allproductsthatcaninthenatureofthingsbemanufacturedelsewherethanwheretheyareconsumedwillbeimportedinpaymentofdeer—forestrentsfromforeignsportsmen,orofdividendsduetoshareholdersresidentinEngland,butholdingsharesincompaniesabroad,andtheseimportswillnotbepaidforbyexports,becauserentandinterestarenotpaidforatall——afactwhichtheFreeTradersdonotyetsee,oratanyratedonotmention,althoughitisthekeytothewholemysteryoftheiropponents。ThecryforProtectionwillbecomewild,butnoonewilldareresorttoademonstrablyabsurdmeasurethatmustraisepricesbeforeitraiseswages,andthathaseverywherefailedtobenefittheworker。Therewillbenoemploymentforanyoneexceptindoingthingsthatmustbedoneonthespot,suchasunpackinganddistributingtheimports,ministeringtotheproprietorsasdomesticservants,orbyacting,preaching,paving,lighting,housebuilding,andtherest;andsomeofthese,asthecapitalistcomestoregardostentationasvulgar,andtoenjoyasimplerlife,willemployfewerandfewerpeople。Avastproletariat,beginningwithanucleusofthoseformerlyemployedinexporttrades,withtheirmultiplyingprogeny,willbeoutofemploymentpermanently。Theywilldemandaccesstothelandandmachinerytoproduceforthemselves。Theywillberefused。Theywillbreakafewwindowsandbedispersedwithawarningtotheirleaders。Theywillburnafewhousesandmurderapolicemanortwo,andthenanexamplewillbemadeofthewarned。Theywillrevolt,andbeshotdownwithmachine—guns——emigrated——exterminatedanyhowandeveryhow;fortheproprietaryclasseshavenoideaofanyothermeansofdealingwiththefullclaimsoflabor。Youyourself,thoughyouwouldgivefiftypoundstoJansenius'semigrationfundreadilyenough,wouldcallforthepolice,themilitary,andtheRiotAct,ifthepeoplecametoBrandonBeechesandbadeyouturnoutandworkforyourlivingwiththerest。Well,thesuperfluousproletariatdestroyed,therewillremainapopulationofcapitalistslivingongratuitousimportsandservedbyadisaffectedretinue。Onedaythegratuitousimportswillstopinconsequenceoftheoccurrenceabroadofrevolutionandrepudiation,fallintherateofinterest,purchaseofindustriesbygovernmentsforlumpsums,notreinvestable,orwhatnot。Ourcapitalistcommunityisthenthrownontheremainsofthelastdividend,whichitconsumeslongbeforeitcanrehabilitateitsextinctmachineryofproductioninordertosupportitselfwithitsownhands。Horses,dogs,cats,rats,blackberries,mushrooms,andcannibalismonlypostpone——"
  "Ha!ha!ha!"shoutedSirCharles。"Onmyhonor,Ithoughtyouwereseriousatfirst,Trefusis。Come,confess,oldchap;it'sallafadofyours。Ihalfsuspectedyouofbeingabitofacrank。"AndhewinkedatErskine。
  "WhatIhavedescribedtoyouistheinevitableoutcomeofourpresentFreeTradepolicywithoutSocialism。ThetheoryofFreeTradeisonlyapplicabletosystemsofexchange,nottosystemsofspoliation。Oursystemisoneofspoliation,andifwedon'tabandonit,wemusteitherreturntoProtectionorgotosmashbytheroadIhavejustmapped。Now,soonerthanlettheProtectioniststriumph,theCobdenClubitselfwouldblowthegaffandpointouttotheworkersthatProtectiononlymeanscompellingtheproprietorsofEnglandtoemployslavesresidentinEnglandandthereforepresumably——thoughbynomeansnecessarily——Englishmen。ThiswouldopentheeyesofthenationatlasttothefactthatEnglandisnottheirproperty。Onceletthemunderstandthatandtheywouldsoonmakeitso。WhenEnglandismadethepropertyofitsinhabitantscollectively,Englandbecomessocialistic。Artificialinequalitywillvanishthenbeforerealfreedomofcontract;freedomofcompetition,orunhamperedemulation,willkeepusmovingahead;andFreeTradewillfulfilitspromisesatlast。"
  "Andtheidlersandloafers,"saidErskine。"Whatofthem?"
  "YouandI,infact,"saidTrefusis,"dieofstarvation,I
  suppose,unlesswechoosetowork,orunlesstheygiveusalittleout—doorreliefinconsiderationofourbadbringing—up。"
  "Doyoumeanthattheywillplunderus?"saidSirCharles。
  "Imeanthattheywillmakeusstopplunderingthem。Iftheyhesitatetostripusnaked,ortocutourthroatsifweofferthemthesmallestresistance,theywillshowusmoremercythanweevershowedthem。ConsiderwhatwehavedonetogetourrentsinIrelandandScotland,andourdividendsinEgypt,ifyouhavealreadyforgottenmyphotographsandtheirlessoninouratrocitiesathome。Why,man,wemurderthegreatmassofthesetoilerswithoverworkandhardship;theiraveragelifetimeisnothalfaslongasours。Humannatureisthesameinthemasinus。
  Ifweresistthem,andsucceedinrestoringorder,aswecallit,wewillpunishthemmercilesslyfortheirinsubordination,aswedidinParisin1871,where,by—the—bye,wetaughtthemthefollyofgivingtheirenemiesquarter。Iftheybeatus,weshallcatchit,andserveusright。Farbetterturnhonestatonceandavertbloodshed。Eh,Erskine?"
  Erskinewasconsideringwhatreplyheshouldmake,whenTrefusisdisconcertedhimbyringingabell。Presentlytheelderlywomanappeared,pushingbeforeheranoblongtablemountedonwheels,likeabarrow。
  "Thankyou,"saidTrefusis,anddismissedher。"Hereissomegoodwine,somegoodwater,somegoodfruit,andsomegoodbread。I
  knowthatyouclingtowineastoagoodfamiliarcreature。Asforme,Imakenodistinctionbetweenitandothervegetablepoisons。Iabstainfromthemall。Waterforserenity,wineforexcitement。I,havingboilingspringsofexcitementwithinmyself,amneveratalossforit,andhaveonlytoseekserenity。However,"(herehedrewacork),"agenerousgobletofthiswillmakeyoufeellikegodsforhalfanhouratleast。
  ShallwedrinktoyourconversiontoSocialism?"
  SirCharlesshookhishead。
  "Come,Mr。DonovanBrown,thegreatartist,isaSocialist,andwhyshouldnotyoubeone?"
  "DonovanBrown!"exclaimedSirCharleswithinterest。"Isitpossible?Doyouknowhimpersonally?"
  "Hereareseverallettersfromhim。Youmayreadthem;themereautographofsuchamanisinteresting。"
  SirCharlestookthelettersandreadthemearnestly,Erskinereadingoverhisshoulder。
  "Imostcordiallyagreewitheverythinghesayshere,"saidSirCharles。"Itisquitetrue,quitetrue。"
  "Ofcourseyouagreewithus。DonovanBrown'seminenceasanartisthasgainedmeonerecruit,andyoursasabaronetwillgainmesomemore。"
  "But——"
  "Butwhat?"saidTrefusis,deftlyopeningoneofthealbumsataphotographofaloathsomeroom。
  "Youareagainstthat,areyounot?DonovanBrownisagainstit,andIamagainstit。Youmaydisagreewithusineverythingelse,butthereyouareatonewithus。Isitnotso?"
  "Butthatmaybetheresultofdrunkenness,improvidence,or——"
  "Myfather'sincomewasfiftytimesasgreatasthatofDonovanBrown。DoyoubelievethatDonovanBrownisfiftytimesasdrunkenandimprovidentasmyfatherwas?"
  "Certainlynot。Idonotdenythatthereismuchinwhatyouurge。Still,youaskmetotakearatherimportantstep。"
  "Notabitofit。Idon'taskyoutosubscribeto,join,orinanywaypledgeyourselftoanysocietyorconspiracywhatsoever。
  IonlywantyournameforprivatementiontocowardswhothinkSocialismright,butwillnotsaysobecausetheydonotthinkitrespectable。Theywillnotbeashamedoftheirconvictionswhentheylearnthatabaronetsharesthem。Socialismoffersyousomethingalready,yousee;agooduseforyourhithertouselesstitle。"
  SirCharlescoloredalittle,consciousthattheexampleofhisfavoritepainterhadinfluencedhimmorethanhisownconvictionortheargumentsofTrefusis。
  "Whatdoyouthink,Chester?"hesaid。"Willyoujoin?"
  "Erskineisalreadycommittedtothecauseoflibertybyhispublishedwritings,"saidTrefusis。"Threeofthepamphletsonthatshelfcontainquotationsfrom'ThePatriotMartyrs。'"
  Erskineblushed,flatteredbybeingquoted;anattentionthathadbeenshownhimonlyoncebefore,andthenbyareviewerwiththeobjectofprovingthatthePatriotMartyrswereslovenlyintheirgrammar。
  "Come!"saidTrefusis。"ShallIwritetoDonovanBrownthathislettershavegainedthecordialassentandsympathyofSirCharlesBrandon?"
  "Certainly,certainly。Thatis,ifmyunknownnamewouldbeoftheleastinteresttohim。"
  "Good,"saidTrefusis,fillinghisglasswithwater。"Erskine,letusdrinktoourbrotherSocialDemocrat。"
  Erskinelaughedloudly,butnotheartily。"Whatanassyouare,Brandon!"hesaid。"You,withalargelandedestate,andbagsofgoldinvestedinrailways,callingyourselfaSocialDemocrat!
  Areyougoingtoselloutanddistribute——tosellallthatthouhastandgivetothepoor?"
  "Notapenny,"repliedTrefusisforhimpromptly。"AmancannotbeaChristianinthiscountry。Ihavetrieditandfounditimpossiblebothinlawandinfact。Iamacapitalistandalandholder。Ihaverailwayshares,miningshares,buildingshares,bankshares,andstockofmostkinds;andagreattroubletheyaretome。Butthesesharesdonotrepresentwealthactuallyinexistence;theyareamortgageonthelaborofunborngenerationsoflaborers,whomustworktokeepmeandmineinidlenessandluxury。IfIsoldthem,wouldthemortgagebecancelledandtheunborngenerationsreleasedfromitsthrall?
  No。Itwouldonlypassintothehandsofsomeothercapitalist,andtheworkingclasswouldbenobetteroffformyself—sacrifice。SirCharlescannotobeythecommandofChrist;I
  defyhimtodoit。Lethimgivehislandforapublicpark;onlythericherclasseswillhaveleisuretoenjoyit。Plantitattheverydoorsofthepoor,sothattheymayatlastbreatheitsair,anditwillraisethevalueoftheneighboringhousesanddrivethepooraway。Lethimendowaschoolforthepoor,likeEtonorChrist'sHospital,andtherichwilltakeitfortheirownchildrenastheydointhetwoinstancesIhavenamed。SirCharlesdoesnotwanttoministertopoverty,buttoabolishit。
  Nomatterhowmuchyougivetothepoor,everythingexceptabaresubsistencewagewillbetakenfromthemagainbyforce。AlltalkofpracticingChristianity,orevenbarejustice,isatpresentmerewasteofwords。Howcanyoujustlyrewardthelaborerwhenyoucannotascertainthevalueofwhathemakes,owingtotheprevalentcustomofstealingit?Iknowthisbyexperience。I
  wantedtopayajustpriceformywife'stomb,butIcouldnotfindoutitsvalue,andnevershall。Theprincipleonwhichwefarmoutournationalindustrytoprivatemarauders,whorecompensethemselvesbyblack—mail,socorruptsandparalyzesusthatwecannotbehonestevenwhenwewantto。Andthereasonwebearitsocalmlyisthatveryfewofusreallywantto。"
  "Imuststudythisquestionofvalue,"saidSirCharlesdubiously,refillinghisgoblet。"Canyourecommendmeagoodbookonthesubject?"
  "Anygoodtreatiseonpoliticaleconomywilldo,"saidTrefusis。
  "IneconomicsallroadsleadtoSocialism,althoughinninecasesoutoften,sofar,theeconomistdoesn'trecognizehisdestination,andincursthemaledictionpronouncedbyJeremiahonthosewhojustifythewickedforreward。Iwilllookyououtabookortwo。AndifyouwillcallonDonovanBrownthenexttimeyouareinLondon,hewillbedelighted,Iknow。Hemeetswithveryfewwhoarecapableofsympathizingwithhimfrombothhispointsofview——socialandartistic。"
  SirCharlesbrightenedonbeingremindedofDonovanBrown。"I
  shallesteemanintroductiontohimagreathonor,"hesaid。"I
  hadnoideathathewasafriendofyours。"
  "IwasaverypracticalyoungSocialistwhenIfirstmethim,"
  saidTrefusis。"WhenBrownwasanunknownandwretchedlypoorman,mymother,atthepetitionofafriendofhis,charitablyboughtoneofhispicturesforthirtypounds,whichhewasverygladtoget。Yearsafterwards,whenmymotherwasdead,andBrownfamous,Iwasofferedeighthundredpoundsforthispicture,whichwas,by—the—bye,averybadoneinmyopinion。Now,aftermakingtheusualunjustallowanceforinterestonthirtypoundsfortwelveyearsorsothathadelapsed,thesaleofthepicturewouldhavebroughtmeinaprofitofoversevenhundredandfiftypounds,anunearnedincrementtowhichIhadnorighteousclaim。
  Mysolicitor,towhomImentionedthematter,wasofopinionthatImightjustifiablypocketthesevenhundredandfiftypoundsasrewardformymother'sbenevolenceinbuyingapresumablyworthlesspicturefromanobscurepainter。ButhefailedtoconvincemethatIoughttobepaidformymother'svirtues,thoughweagreedthatneitherInormymotherhadreceivedanyreturnintheshapeofpleasureincontemplatingthework,whichhaddeterioratedconsiderablybythefadingofthecolorssinceitspurchase。AtlastIwenttoBrown'sstudiowiththepicture,andtoldhimthatitwasworthnothingtome,asIthoughtitaparticularlybadone,andthathemighthaveitbackagainforfifteenpounds,halfthefirstprice。HeatoncetoldmethatI
  couldgetfromanydealermoreforitthanhecouldaffordtogiveme;buthetoldmetoothatIhadnorighttomakeaprofitoutofhiswork,andthathewouldgivemetheoriginalpriceofthirtypounds。Itookit,andthensenthimthemanwhohadofferedmetheeighthundred。TomydiscomfitureBrownrefusedtosellitonanyterms,becauseheconsidereditunworthyofhisreputation。Themanbiduptofifteenhundred,butBrownheldout;andIfoundthatinsteadofputtingsevenhundredandseventypoundsintohispocketIhadtakenthirtyoutofit。I
  accordinglyofferedtoreturnthethirtypieces。Brown,takingtheofferasaninsult,declinedallfurthercommunicationwithme。Itheninsistedonthematterbeingsubmittedtoarbitration,anddemandedfifteenhundredpoundsasthefullexchangevalueofthepicture。Allthearbitratorsagreedthatthiswasmonstrous,whereuponIcontendedthatiftheydeniedmyrighttothevalueinexchange,theymustadmitmyrighttothevalueinuse。TheyassentedtothisafterputtingofftheirdecisionforafortnightinordertoreadAdamSmithanddiscoverwhatonearthImeantbymyvaluesinuseandexchange。Inowshowedthatthepicturehadnovalueinusetome,asIdislikedit,andthatthereforeIwasentitledtonothing,andthatBrownmusttakebackthethirtypounds。Theyweregladtoconcedethisalsotome,astheywereallartistfriendsofBrown,andwishedhimnottolosemoneybythetransaction,thoughtheyofcourseprivatelythoughtthatthepicturewas,asIdescribedit,abadone。AfterthatBrownandI
  becameverygoodfriends。Hetoleratedmyadvances,atfirstlestitshouldseemthathewasannoyedbymydisparagementofhiswork。Subsequentlyhefellintomyviewsmuchasyouhavedone。"
  "Thatisveryinteresting,"saidSirCharles。"Whatanoblething——refusingfifteenhundredpounds!Hecouldillaffordit,probably。"
  "Heroic——accordingtonineteenthcenturynotionsofheroism。
  Voluntarilytothrowawayachanceofmakingmoney!thatistheneplusultraofmartyrdom。Brown'swifewasextremelyangrywithhimfordoingit。"
  "Itisaninterestingstory——ormightbemadeso,"saidErskine。
  "Butyoumakemyheadspinwithyourconfoundedexchangevaluesandstuff。Everythingisaquestionoffigureswithyou。"
  "Thatcomesofmynotbeingapoet,"saidTrefusis。"ButweSocialistsneedtostudytheromanticsideofourmovementtointerestwomeninit。Ifyouwanttomakeacausegrow,instructeverywomanyoumeetinit。Sheisorwillonedaybeawife,andwillcontradictherhusbandwithscrapsofyourarguments。A
  squabblewillfollow。Thesonwilllisten,andwillbesetthinkingifhebecapableofthought。Andsothemindofthepeoplegetsleavened。Ihaveconvertedmanyyoungwomen。MostofthemknownomoreoftheeconomictheoryofSocialismthantheyknowofChaldee;buttheynolongerfearorcondemnitsname。Oh,Iassureyouthatmuchcanbedoneinthatwaybymenwhoarenotafraidofwomen,andwhoarenotintoogreatahurrytoseetheharvesttheyhavesownfor。"
  "Takecare。Someofyourladyproselytesmaygetthebetterofyousomeday。ThefuturehusbandtobecontradictedmaybeSidneyTrefusis。Ha!ha!ha!"SirCharleshademptiedasecondlargegobletofwine,andwasalittleflushedandboisterous。
  "No,"saidTrefusis,"Ihavehadenoughoflovemyself,andamnotlikelytoinspireit。Womendonotcareformentowhom,asErskinesays,everythingisaquestionoffigures。Iusedtoflirtwithwomen;nowIlecturethem,andabhoraman—flirtworsethanIdoawomanone。Somemorewine?Oh,youmustnotwastetheremainderofthisbottle。"
  "Ithinkwehadbettergo,Brandon,"saidErskine,hismistrustofTrefusisgrowing。"Wepromisedtobebackbeforetwo。"
  "Soyoushall,"saidTrefusis。"Itisnotyetaquarterpastone。
  By—the—bye,IhavenotshownyouDonovanBrown'spetinstrumentfortheregenerationofsociety。Hereitis。Amonsterpetitionprayingthattheholdingbackfromthelaborerofanyportionofthenetvalueproducedbyhislaborbedeclaredafelony。Thatisall。"
  ErskinenudgedSirCharles,whosaidhastily,"Thankyou,butI
  hadrathernotsignanything。"