"Liesinthelumpthata-way,"saidtheOldCattleman,aproposofsomeslightdiscussioninwhichwewereengaged,"isbad——an'makenodoubtaboutit!——thatis,lieswhichistoldmalev'lent。
"Butthar'sasortofranikabooliaronearth,an'Idon'tmindhimnorhisfabrications,nonewhatever。He'soneoftheseyereamiablegentswho'smerelyaimin'toentertainyouan'elevateyourmoods;
an'carryin'outsechplans,hesorto'spreadshimse'f,an'getsexcursiveinconversation,castin'loosefromfactsasvainthingsonworthyofhim。Tharusedtobejestsechamendaciouspartywhocamps'roundWolfvilleforawhile——ifIdon'tmisrecollect,hegetspluggedstandin'upathroughstage,final——whoiswonttoliethata-way;wecallshim'Lyin'Amos。'Butthey'reonlymeanttoentertainyou;themstoriesbe。Amosisneverreallyouttoputyouonawrongtrailtoyourondoin'。
"We-alllikesAmosexcellent;but,ofcourse,whenhetakestothehillsasahold-up,somebodyhastodownhim;an'mymem'ryonthatp'intis,theyshorelydo。WhatforlieswouldthisyereAmostell?
Well,forinstance,Amosonceregalesmewithavividpictureofhowhebacksintoacorneran'pullshislonelygunontwentygents,all'bad。'ThisyereisoverinDeming。An'hegoesondilatin'totheeffectthathestopssixof'emforgoodwiththesixloadsinhisweepon,an'thenmakesitastand-offontheremainin'fourteenwiththeemptygun。
"'Itistheslumberin'terrorsofmyeye,Ireckons,'saysthisLyin'Amos。
"Whichit'sreason,an'likewisefact,thatsechtalesismerestfigmentsontheirfaces;tosaynothin'ofthehist'ryofthatcampofDeming,whichdon'tspeakofnosechblood。
"But,asIsays,whatofit?PoreLyin'Amos!——he'scashedinan'
settledlongago,likeImentions,goin'fortheWells-Fargoboxesoncttoofrequent!Whichthepitchergoestoooftentothewell,thata-way,an'Amosfindsitout!Still,Amosisonlyouttoentertainmewhenheonfurlshowluckyan'howferociousheisthattimeatDeming。Amosissimplywhilin'thehoursawaywhenheconcoctsthemromances;an'sofarfrombein'distrustfulofhimonaccounttharof,orholdin'ofhimlowbecauseheletshisfancystampedean'getawaywithhim,oncewesaveyshislittlegameinallitsharmlessness,itmakesAmospop'lar。WeencouragesAmosinthemexpansions。
"Speakin'oflyin',an'bein'we'reonthesubject,itain'ttoomuchtostatethatthar'splentyo'casionswhenlyin'isnotonlyproperbutgood。It'sthethingtodo。
"Comin'tocases,theworld'sbeenforeverbasin'itsgameontheliesthat'stold;an'Ireckonsnowifeverygentwastoturninan'
tellnothin'butthetroothforthenextfewhours,tharwouldbeaheapoffolkssomehardtofindatthecloseofthemmootualconfidences。Whichplacesnowflourishin'likeagreenbay-treewouldbedesertedwastesan'solitoodes。Yes,asIsays,nowIgetsplumbcog'tativeaboutit,sechattemptstoputdownfictionmightresultinonpreecedenteddisaster。Tharbetimeswhentroothshouldshorelyhaveacopperonit;butweletsthatpassasspec'lative。
"Asmymindisledbackalongthetrail,tharloomsbeforethemirrorofmem'ryahourwhenthewholeWolfvilleoutfitquitseveryothergametoturnitse'floosean'lie。Whichforoncewetakesthelimitoff。Notonlydowetalklies,weacts'em;an'Enrightan'
DocPeetsan'TexasThompson,aswellasMoorean'Tuttan'Boggs,tosaynothin'ofmyse'fan'CherokeeHall,an'therestoftheround-up,getsinontheplay。Whicheverygentstandspatontheminventionstothisyereday,disdainin'excoosesan'declinin'
forgivenesstharfor。Moreover,weplaysthesamesystemag'in,layoutan'dealboxbein'sim'lar。Thefactis,ifeveraoutfit'shandgetscrowded,it'sours。
"Thedemandsfortheseyerefalsehoodshasitsfirstseedsoneevenin'whenadrunkenpartycomesstaggerin'intocampfromRedDog。It'sstrange;butitlookslikeWolfvillehasafasc'nationforthemRedDogsots;whichthey'reallerscomin'over。Thisvictimofalcoholisnotastrangertous,notbynomeans;thoughmostlyheholdshisrevelsinhisRedDoghome。HisnameIdisremembers,buthegoeswhenhe'sinWolfvillebythenameof'WhiskeyBilly。'Ifhehasalastname,whichit'slikelysomehehas,eitherweneverhearsitoritdon'tabidewithus。Mebbyheneverdeclar'shimse'f。
Anyhow,whenhegetshisnose-paintan'weariesfolksinWolfville,sechproceedin'sishadonderthenomdeploomeof'WhiskeyBilly,'
withnothin'addedbywayoffurtherbrandsory'ear-markstharonto。
"Thispartic'lardatewhenheonloadsonushiscompanionship,WhiskeyBillyisshorethedrunkestan'mostedioticIeversees。
Troo,hesaveysenoughtopullhisfreightfromRedDog;butI
allersallowsthat'smerelytheworkofaloocidinterval。
"WhiskeyBillyain'tbrightenedWolfvillewithhissocietymore'nanhour——heonlygetsonedrinkwithus——whenhelapsesintothemtreemors。An',youhearme,son,heshorelyhas'embad;Huggins'
attacksthata-wayispooerileto'em。
"ItlookslikethatRedDogwhiskeyisspeshulmalignant。I'vebeheldgentswhohasvisionsbeforeeverWhiskeyBillyemitsthatpreelim'naryyelpintheRedLight,an'allowsthatBlackJackispawin''roundtoskelphim;butI'myeretoremark,an'readytoenforcemystatementswithmoney,argymentsorguns,Ineverwitnessesnocasewhichisafour-spottoWhiskeyBilly's。
"Why,itgetssobeforehequitsout——whichhedoesafterfrothin'
atthemouthfordays,an'Boggs,an'Tutt,an'JackMoore,withDocPeetssoopervisin',ridin'herdontohiman'holdin'himdowninhisblanketsallthetime——thatifWhiskeyBillygoestotakeadrinkofwater,hethinksthebeverageturnstoblood。Ifheseesanythin'toeat,itchangesintoaGilamonster,orsomesechcreepin'an'
disrepootablereptile;an'Billyjestsimplyr'arsbackan'yells。
"AsIintimates,heyieldstothemerrorstouchin'hisgruban'
drinkfordays;followin'which,Billynacherallygiveswaytodeath,tothereliefofallconcerned。
"'YoucangambleI'mneversopleasedtoseeagentdieinmylife!'
saysDanBoggs。
"It'smostlikelytheseconddayafterBilly'sbeenseein'things,an'we'vecorraledhiminawickeyupoutbackofthedancehall,whenDocPeetsisintheRedLightthoughtfullyabsorbin'hiswhiskey。
"'Thisyereriotouspatientofmine,'saysPeets,asheleansonthebaran'talksgeneralan'freetoall,'thisnoisypartywhomyounowhearscallin'DanBoggsarattlesnake,bein'misledtothatextentbyRedDoglicker,hasaca'mmomentaboutfirstdrinktimethismornin',an'beseechesmetosendforhismother。Asasickgenthasarighttodictatetermsthata-way,Idispatchesatelegramtotheladyhenames,sendin'ofthesamebyOldMontetobeslammedthroughfromTucson。Ireckonsshegetsitbynow。OldMontean'thestagehasbeeninTucsonformore'nanhour,an'as'lectricityisplentysuddenasameans,ItakesitWhiskeyBilly'smotherisinformedthathe'saskin'forherpresence。'
"'Whichifhe'scallin'an'honin'forhismother,'saysTexasThompson,who'satthebarwithPeets,'it'scattletosheephe'sagoner。Youcanallerstellwhenasportisdowntohislastchip;heneveromitstowanttoseehismother。'
"'That'swhatever!'saysEnright。'LikeTexas,IholdssechdesiresonthepartofthisyereRedDogmartyrasmarkin'thebeginnin'oftheend。'
"'Bein'he'splumblocoed,'remarksPests,afterTexasan'Enrightexpressesthemse'fs,'ItakesthelibertytorustlethemclothesofBilly'sforsigns。Idevelopedlettersfromthisnearrelatifhe'sclamorin'for;alsoapictureasshowsshe'sasfineaoldladyasevermakesaflapjack。Fromthewayshewrites,it'sallplainan'
easyhe'sbeensendin'hersomerainbowsabouthowhe'sloomin'up,likeSlimJimdoeshissisterthata-way。He'sjestnowindustriouslytrackin''round,lookin'tolocatehimse'fasalawyer。Idon'treckonthisyeremotherhastheslightestideehe'snothin'more'naragged,bustedvictimofRedDog。Lookin'atitthata-way,'concloodesPests,'I'mwonderin'whetherIdon'tmakeacrazy-bossplaysendin'thisladythemsummons。'
"'Whenshegetshere,ifshecomes,'saysEnright,an'hisvoiceshowsaheapofsympatheticinterest;'whenshefindsoutaboutWhiskeyBilly,it'sgoin'tobreakherheart。Thatsheain'tgametomakethetripisshorelytobehoped。'
"'Youcangambleaponyshecomes,'saysTexas。'Ifit'sawife,now,likemine——whichgoesropin''roundforadivorceoverinLaredorecent;an',asyou-allisaware,sheshorelytiesitdown——
tharmightbeachanceoutag'inheradvent。Butbein'she'shismother,Wolfvillemayaswellbraceitse'ffortheshock。'
"'Idon'treckonthar'snodoubtofit,neither,'repliesEnright,drawin'asigh;'whichbein'thecase,we'vegottoorganize。Thiscampmustturninwhenshegetsherean'deloodethatporeoldmotherintothebeliefthathersonBilly'sbeenthepropan'stayofArizona,an'thathisontimelycuttin'offquenchesthemostshinin'lightthata-wayoftheagewhereinwelives。'
"'Mightylikely,'saysPeets,'wegetsamessagefromherto-morry,whenOldMontetrailsin。That'lltelluswhattoexpect。I'mlikeyou-all,however;Idon'tallowthar'samorselofdoubtaboutthatmothercomin'。'
"'WhichIshorelyhopesshedoes,'saysTexas'an'Iyerebydrinkstoit,an'urgeseverygentlikewise。Ifthar'sathingonearththatmeltsme,it'soneo'themgray-ha'redoldladies。Youngfemalesthata-wayisallright,an'it'splentynacheralforagenttobecur'ousan'pleasedtharwith;butIneverdoestrackupwithanoldlady,white-ha'redan'motherlymindyou,butItakesoffmysombreroan'says:"You'llexcuseme,marm,butIwantstotrespassonyourtimelongenoughtoaskyourpardonforlivin'。"That'sright;that'sthewayIfeels;plumbreligiousatthemeresightof'em。IfIwastomeetasmanyastwoof'ematonct,I'dj'inethechurch。Thesamebein'troo,I'msayin'thatthisyereWhiskeyBilly'smothercan'tstrikecamptoosoonnorstoptoolongforTexasThompson。'
"'EverygentIreckonsfeelsallsim'lar,'saysCherokeeHall。'A
oldladyistheonesplendidthingtheLordevermakes。IknowsagentoverbackofPrescott,an'thesightofagoodoldwomanwouldstophisnose-paintforaweek。Wouldn'tdrinkadropnorplayakyard,thispartywouldn't,foraweekafterhecutsthetrailofsomebody'soldmother。Heallowsitrevivesmem'riesofhisown,an'
thatheain'touttomixnosechvisionswithfaro-bankan'whiskeybottles。'
"'An'IapplaudsthisyerePrescottperson'sviews,'saysTexasThompson,'an'wouldbeproudtoknowthegent。'
"'Howlong,Peets,'saysEnright,who'sbeenthinkin'hardan'
serious,'howlong——an'startatonct——beforeeverthisyereWhiskeyBilly'sparentisgoin'tostrikethecamp?'
"'It'llbefivedaysshore,'answersPeets。'She's'waybackyondertheothersideoftheMissouri。'
"WhenOldMontecomesrumblin'alonginnextday,thar'sthemessagefromWhiskeyBilly'smother。She'sshorea-comin'。ThisyereBillyissoplumbintheair,mental,heneverdoesknowit,an'hediestenhoursbeforetheoldladydrivesin。ButWolfville'sready。
That'sthetimewhenthewholebandsimplysuspendseverythin'tolie。
"WhiskeyBillyisarrayedinDocPeets'bestraiment,so,asPeetssays,helooksprofessionallikealawsharpshould。An'bein'aswedevotestoBillyallthewaterthewindmillcandrawinahour,heisapatternofpersonalneatnessthata-way。
"Enright——an'tharneveristhegentwhogetsaheadofthatoldsilvertip——takin'thewordfromPeetsinadvance,sendsovertoTucsonforacoffinasfineasthedance-hallpiano,an'itcomesalonginthestageaheadofBilly'smother。Whenshedoesgetthar,Billy'salllaidouthandsomean'tranquilinthedinin'-roomoftheO。K。Restauraw,an'therestofusiseatin'supperinthestreet。
Itlooksselfishtogocrowdin'ahe'plessremainderthata-way,an'
himgettin'readytoquittheearthforgood;sothedinin'-roombein'small,an'thecoffinneedin'thespace,therestofusvamosesintothecauseway,an'MissisRuckerisdealin'usourchuckwhenthestagearrives。
"Thar'saadjournmentprompt,however,an'we-allgoesovertocheerupWhiskeyBilly'smotherwhenshegetsout。Enrightleadsoff,an'
theresttrailsinan'followshisplay,shakin'theoldlady'shandan'givin'herthewordwhatasuccessherboyiswhilehelives,an'whatablowitiswhenhepeters。Itcomesplumbeasy,thatmendacitydoes,for,asTexasThompsonsurmises,sheisshorelythebeautifulestoldladyIeverseesputahandkerchieftohereyes。
"'Don'tweep,marm,'saysEnright。'ThisyerecampofWolfville,knowin'Willyuman'hisvirchooswell,byfeelin'itsownonmeasuredloss,putsnobound'riesonitssympathyforyou。'
"'Deathlovesashinin'mark,marm,'saysDocPeets,ashepressestheoldlady'shandan'takesoffhishat,'an'thesamebein'troo,it'snomarvelthedestroyerexperiments'roundontilhegetsyoursonWillyum'srange。We'relikebrothers,Willyuman'me,an'fromaclose,admirin'friendshipwhichextendsovertheyearan'ahalfsinceheleavesyouintheStates,I'mshorequalifiedtostatehowWillyumisthebrightest,bravestgentinArizona。'
"An'doyouknow,son,thisyere,whichseemsamockerywhileI
repeatsitnow,isliketherealthingatthetime!I'macoyote!ifitdon'taffectTexasThompsonsoheshedstears;an'DanBoggsan'
Tuttan'Moorean'CherokeeHallislookin'farfrombrightabouttheeyesthemse'fs。
"We-allgoesovertotheO。K。House,followin'thecomin'ofthestage,an'leadstheoldgraymotherintothesideofherson,an'
leavesherthar。Enrighttellsher,asweturnscat-foottotrailoutsoshewon'tbepesteredbythepresenceofus,ashowPeets'llcomebackinahourtoseeher,an'thatasallofus'llbejestacrossthestreet,it'llbeplentyeasytofetchusifshefeelslikecompany。AswestartsfortheRedLighttogetsomethin'tocheerusup,Iseesherwhereshe'ssettin'withherarman'faceonthecoffin。
"It'sgreatwork,though,themlieswetells;an'Inoteshowthemother'sprideoverwhatagoodan'risin'sporthersonhasbeen,half-waybreaksevenwithhergrief。
"Tharisonlyonethingwhichhappenstodisturban'marthehour,an'notawhisperofthiseverdriftstoWhiskeyBilly'smother。
She'sbusywithhersorrowwhereweleavesher,an'sheneverhearsasoundbutherownsobs。It'swhilewe'rewaitin',allquietan'
pensif,campedabouttheRedLight。AnotheroutlawfromRedDogcomescavortin'in。Ofcourse,heisignorantofourbein'bereavedthata-way,buthe'dnoneedtobe。
"'Whatever'sthematterwithyou-allwolvesyere?'hedemands,ashecomesbulgin'alongintotheRedLight。'Where'sallyourhowls?'
"Texasarisesfromwherehe'ssettin'withhisfaceinhishands,an'wipin'theemotionoutenhiseyes,softlyan'reverentiallybeatshisgunoverthisyereparty'shead;whereuponhec'llapsesintothecornertillcalledfor。Thenwe-allsetsdownsilentan'
sympatheticag'in。
"It'sthenextdaywhenWhiskeyBillytakeshislastrideovertoTucsononabuckboard。Adozenofusgoesalong,makin'goodthembluffsaboutBilly'sworth;Enrightan'Peetsisinthestagewiththeoldmother,an'therestofusonourponiesasabodygyardofhonor。
"'An'itiswell,marm,'saysEnright,aswe-allshakeshands,asBillyan'hismotherisabouttoleaveTucson,an'westandsb'ar-
headedtosayadios;'an'deathquitsloserhalfitsgloomwhenonereflectsthatwhileWillyumdies,heleavestheworldan'allofusbetterforthemexamplesheexertsamongus。Willyummaydie,buthismem'rywilllivelongtoleadan'guideus。'
"Icouldseetheoldmother'seyesshinewithpridethroughhertearswhenEnrightsaysthis;an'asshecomes'roundan'shakesan'
thanksusallspeshul,I'mshorelyproudofWolfville'schief。Soiseverybody,Ireckons;forwhenwe'reaboutamileoutonthetrailback,an'allridin'silentan'quiet,Texasupsan'shakesEnrightbythehandaheapsudden,an'says:
"'SamEnright,Iain'treportedasnoneemotional,butI'myourstocommandfromnowtilldeath,an'yere'sthehandan'wordofTexasThompsononit。'"
CHAPTERXIX。
WhentheStageWasStopped。
"Campdownintothatcharthar,son,"saidtheOldCattlemanwithmuchheartiness。"WhichI'mwaitin'forthatblackboyTomtocomeback;Isendshimformywar-bags。No,Idon'tneed'emnone,onlyI'vegottogivethisyereimbecileTommoney。ThemSenegambiansisshoreapecooliarpeople。Theygetsanewreligionsameasyou-allgetsanewhat,an'theychangestheirnameslikesomefolksdoestheirshirt。Whichthey'rethatloosean'liableaboutchurchesan'
cognomens!
"Asformoney,takethisboyTom。Heactooallytransactshislifeonthetheerythathehaspriorclaimsoneverysplinterofmybank-
roll。Jestnowhedescendsontomean'e'labe'ratelystateshistitletotenpesos。Sayshe'sdonej'inedanewchurch,an'hasbeenmaderound-upbossorsomethin'toaoutfitcalled,'TheAfro-
AmericanWidows'ReadyReliefSociety,'an'thathisdoosistenchips。Ofcourse,hehastohavethedinero,soIdismisseshimformywalletlikeIsays。
"Doesthemfolkschangetheirnames?Theychanges'emasread'lyasaInjunbreakscamp;doesitatthedropofthehat。ThisyereGuineaofmine,hisname'sTom。Yetatvar'oustimes,heinformsmeofthemmootationshe'sinstitooted,He'sbeen'Jim'an''Sam'an'
'WillyumHenry,'an'allintwomonths。Shore,Idon'tpaynoheedtosechvagaries,butgoesoncallin'him'Tom,'jestthesame。An'
hekeepscomin'whenIcalls,too,orI'dshoreburntheground'roundhimtoacinder。I'dbeadisgracetooldTennesseetoletmyboyTomgopreescribin'whatI'mtocallhim。Buttheybecur'ousfolks!Thelasttimethishirelin'changeshisname,Iasksthereason。
"'Tom,'Isays,'thisyereisthe'leventhtimeyoucinchesonanewname。Now,tellme,whybeyou-allattemptin'toshiftto"WillyumHenry?"'
"'Why,Marse,'hesays,afterthinkin'hardawholelot,'Idon'tknow,onlymysistergetsmarriedag'inlastnight,an'Ican'tthinkofnothin'elsetodo,soIsorto'allowsI'llchangemyname。'"
Amomentlatertheexuberantandmany-titledTomappearedwiththepocket-book。Myoldfriendselectedaten-dollarbillandwithanairofseveritygaveittohisexpectantservitor。
"Tharyoube,"heobserved。"Now,gopaythemdoos,an'don'thanker'roundmeformoneynomoreforamonth。Youcan'twillfrommeag'inbeforeChristmas,nomatterhowoftenyouchangesyourname,orhowmanynewchurchesyouplaysinwith。Foranigger,you-allisamightysighttoovol'tile。Yoursperitsistootireless,an'staystoolongonthewing。Which,onlessyoucultivatesaplacidermoodan'studiesreeposeawholelot,I'llgoforagin'aboutinmyplunderan'searchforthaquirt,ormebbysomesechstinsin'trifleasatrace-chain,an'warpyouintoquietoodan'peace。Ireckonsnowsechceremonieswouldgosomewaystowardsbeddin'youdownan'
inculcatin'lessonsofpatienceaheap。"
TheundauntedTomlistenedtohismaster'sgloomythreatswithanairofcheer。Therewasahappygrinonhisfaceasheacceptedthemoneyandscrapeda"Thanky,sah!"ToleaveareligiousimpressionwhichseemedmostconsistentwiththebasisofTom'sappeal,thatduskyclaimantoftendollars,ashewithdrew,hummedsoftlyacamp-
meetingsong:
"Tu'naroundan'tu'nyo'face,Untoethemsweethillso'grace。
D'pow'rsofSinyo'emscornin'!
Lookaboutan'lookaroun',Flingyo'sin-packond'groun'。
Yo'willmeetwidd'Lordind'mornin'。"
"Speakin'aboutthisyerevacillatin'Tom,"saidtheoldgentleman,ashewatchedthatpersondisappear,"shiftin'hisreligiousgrazin'
groundthata-way,letmetellyou。Themcoloredfolkspullsonan'
pullsofftheirbeliefsaseasyasaMexican。An'theirfaithnevergetsintheirway;themtenetsneverseemstogetbetweentheirhocksan'trip'emupinanythin'theywantstodo。Theygoesrangin''round,draggin'themreligiouslariatsoftheirs,an'I
neveryetbeholdsthatchurchwhichcandriveanypicketpinofdoctrines,orprodooceanyhobblesofacreed,that'llholdaMexicanoranigger,orkeephimfromprancin'outafterthefirstnotionthatnodsorbeckonstohim。Thar'snowhiman'nofancywhichcanmakesolightawagon-trackhewon'tfollowitoff。
"Speakin'ofchurchesthata-way:ThisyereTom'sbeenwithmeyears。Onedayabouttwomonthsago,hefrontsuptomean'says:
"'I'segottobemightycarefulwhatIdoesnow;I'sedonej'ined。I
givesmysoultoheavenonhighlastnight,an'wropsmyse'ftightan'fastinbondsofsavin'gracewidd'Presbyter'anchu'ch。Yes,sah,I'machristian,an'Idon'twantnoone,incloodin'mysc'f,togoforgettin'it。'
"Thisyerenewsdon'tweighonmepartic'lar,an'Imakesnocomments。It'sthreeweekslaterwhenTomcutslooseanothercommoonication。
"'Yourec'llects,'hesays,'aboutmebein'aj'ineran'hookin'upwidd'Presbyter'ans?Well,I'sedoneshook'em;Iquitthatsanchooaryford'Mefodis。'D'Presbyter'anisaheaptoogloomyareligionforaniggah,sah。Deylamslooseatmewidforeord'nationan'preedest'nation,an'howd'badplaceispavedwidchil'ensskulls,an'howsomanyiscalled,an'onlyoneinabillionbeatsd'gate;an'fin'lly,las'Sunday,B'rerPeters,he'sd'preacher,heupsan'p'intsatmeinspeshulan'saysheseesinadreamhowI'mb'ar-hungan'breeze-shakenoverhell;an',sah,hesimplyscaredisniggahtowhereIjestlaydownind'pewan'howl。AfterI'sedonelamentedtillmyheart'sbroke,Ipassesinmyresignation,an'
nowI'segonean'doneattachmyse'ftod'Mefodis'。Thar'sadealmo'sunshineamongd'Mefodis'folks,an'd'game'samightysighteasier。Allyoudoesisgetsprunkled,an'tharyoube,inwidd'
sheep,kerzip!'
"Inless'namonthTomopensuponthemreligioustopicsoncemore。
Iallersallowshimtotalkaslongan'asmuchaseverhelikes,asyou-allcouldn'tstophimnonewithoutbuckin'an'gaggin'him,sowhat'stheuse?
"'Iaimstoexcusemyse'ftoyou,sah,'saysTomthislasttime,'forthemmisstatementsaboutmeleavin'd'Presbyter'ansford'
Mefodis。'Idoesdoitfortroo,butnowI'segoneover,woolan'
weskit,tod'Baptis'。An',sah,Ifeelsmightypenitentan'
promisin',Idoes;I'mgwinetomakeastickofitdistime。It'sreskytogochangin'aboutfromonefoldtotheotherlikeI'sebeendoin';amanmightdiebetween,an'thenwhereishe?'
"'ButhowaboutthisswaptotheBaptistchurch?'Iasks。'IthoughtyoutellsmehowtheMethodistreligionisfullofsunshinethata-
way。'
"'SoIdoes,sah,'saysTom;'soIdoes,wordforword,likeyouremembersit。ButIdon'tknowd'entirestorythen。TheobjectionsIhastod'Mefodis'isthem'speriencemeetin'stheyholds。They'spectsyoutostan'upan'tell'emaboutallyo'sins,an'fessallyou'vebeenguiltyofendoorin'yo'life!Now,sechdoin'stu'nsoutmightyembarrassin'foraboylikeTom,who'sbeena-livin'sorto'loosean'livelyforalikelynumbahofyears,sah,an'I
couldn'tstan'it,sah!I'mtoomodes'tobeaMefodis'。SoI
explainsan''pologizestod'elders,thenIshinsoutford'
Baptis'folksnextdoor。An'it'sallright。I'matpeacenow:I'mind'Baptis'chu'ch,sah。Yougointerd'watah,kersause!an'thatsetsyo'safeind'loveofd'Lamb。'"
Followingtheserevelationsofmyfriendconcerningthejauntyfashioninwhichthe"boyTom"worehisreligionaswellashisname,Imaintainedarespectfulsilenceforperhapsaminute,andthenventuredtoseekanewsubject。IhadbeengoingoverthevigorousdetailsofaWesternrobberyinthepapers。AfterbrieflytellingthestoryasIrememberedit,initsbroaderlinesatleast,Icarriedmycuriositytothatinterestingbodypolitic,thetownofWolfville。
"Intheolddays,"Iasked,"didWolfvilleeversufferfromstagerobberies,ortheoperationsofbandittiofthetrail?"
"Wolfville,"respondedmyfriend,"goesag'instthehold-upgamesooftenwelosethecount。Mostly,itdon'tcausemore'napassin'
irr'tation。Themrobberiesan'rustlin'sdon't,speakin'general,meanmuchtothepublicatlarge。Theexpresscompanymaygnashitsteethsome,butcomin'downtocases,whatisaWells-Fargogrieftous?Personal,we'reoutlettersan'missifsfromhome,an'I'vebeheldindividooalswhogetsthatheatedaboutityoudon'tdar'ask'emtolibateontiltheycools,butas'acommonthing,we-alldon'tsuffernopracticalset-backs。We'reshyletters,butsechwoundsishealedbytimean'othermailstocome。Wegainswhatcomfortwecanfromsw'arin'alot,an'turnstothehopefulfooturefortherest。
Thar'sonetime,however,whenWolfvillegetswroughtup。
"WhichtheWolfvilletemper,usual,isca'man'onperturbedthata-
way。Thar'sasteadinesstoWolfvillethatshowsthecamphasdepth;
itcanlosewithoutthinkin'ofsooicide,itcanwinan'notgetdrunk。TheWolfvilleemotionssetssquar'an'steadyinthesaddle,an'ittakesmorethanmerecommonplacebuckin'tosomuchasthrowitsfootloosefromastirrup,letalonesenditflyin'fromitsseat。
"Onthisyereo'caslon,however,Wolfvillegetsstirredawholelot。
Forthatmatter,thebalanceofSoutheastArizonagiveswaylikewise,an'excitementisgenialan'shorelymountsplumbhigh。I
remembersplain,nowmymindisonthemtopics,howRedDoggoeshystericalcomplete,an'setsupnightsan'screams。Whichthevocalcarryin'sonofthatpridelessvillageisashametocoyotes!
"It'shold-upsthatsowringsthepublic'sfeelin's。Stagesisstoodup;passengers,mail-bagsan'expressboxesgetscleanedoutfortheirlastsplinter。An'itain'tconfinedtojestonetrail。Thisfestivalofcrimeincloodesawholeregion;an'twentystages,inasmanydifferentplacesan'almostasmanydays,yieldsuptotheseyerebandits。OldMonte,lookslike,isaspeshulfav'rite;theygoesthroughthatolddrunkardtwiceforalltharisinthevehicle。
Thelasttimethegyardgetsdowned。
"No,thestagedriverain'tinnoperilofbein'plugged。Thar'sroolesaboutstagerobbin',sameastharistofaro-bankan'poker。
It'sonderstoodbyallwho'sinterested,fromthemanagerofthestagecompanytothegentinthemaskwho'sholdin'theWinchesterontheoutfit,thatthedriverdon'tfight。He'sthartodrive,notshoot;an'sowhenhehearsthesu'gestion,'Handsup!'thata-way,hestopstheteam,setsthebrake,hookshisfingerstogetheroverhishead,an'nacherallyletsthemroadagentsan'passengersan'
gyards,settleeventsintheirownonfetteredway。Thedriver,usual,cussesoutthebrigandsfrightful。Thelawsofthetrailaccordshimthemprivileges,imposin'noreestrictionsonhismouth。
He'splumbfreetomakewhatinsultin'observationshewill,solongashekeepshishandsupan'don'tstarttheteamnoneontilhe'sgiventheproperword,thesamecomin'fromthehold-upsorthegyards,whoeveremergeswinnerfromsaidemeutes。
"AsIstates,thelasttimeOldMonteismadetofronttheiron,theWells-Fargogyardgetspluggedasfullofleadasabagofbullets。
An'astothatbusinessoflootan'plunder,themmiscreantsshorelyharvestsabackload!ItcatchesEnrightaheaphard,thissecondbreakwhichtheseyerefelonsmakes。
"CherokeeHallan'meissettin'intheRedLight,whilin'awaytimebetweenbev'rageswithargyments,whenEnrightcomesploddin'alonginwiththetidin's。Cherokeean'me,byasing'larcoincidence,isdiscussin'thetopicof'probity'thata-way,althoughourloocubrationsdon'tflourishnoneconcernin'stagerustlin'。
Cherokeeissayin':
"'Now,Iholdsthattrade——whatyou-allmightcallcommerce,isplentysappenin'totheintegrityoffolks。Meanin'noaspersionsonanygentincamp,shorelynotontheproprietorsoftheNewYorkStore,whatIreiteratesisthatInevermeetsupwiththepartywhomakeshislivin'weighin'things,orwhoownsapa'rofscales,who'sonthelevelthata-way。Whichthembalances,lookslike,weavesaspellonagent'smoralprinc'ples。He'snolongeronthesquar'。'
"I'mr'aredbackonmyhocksorganizin'tocombatthefal'ciesofCherokee,whenEnrightpullsupacha'r。Bythecloudsonhisface,bothmean'Cherokeeseesthar'ssomethin'ontheoldchief'smindalot,whereforewelaysasideourowndispootes——whichafterall,hasnorealmeanin',an'iswhatColonelWilliamGreeneSterettcalls'ac'demic'——an'turnstoEnrighttodiscoverwhateverisup。BlackJackfeelsthar'snewsintheairan'promotesthenose-paintwithouts'licitation。Enrightfreightshisglassan'thensays:
"'You-allhearsofthenoomerousstagerobberies?Well,Wolfvilleloseag'in。I,myse'f,thistripamputintheholepartic'lar。IfI
onderstandsthedriftofmyownprivateaffairs,thar'soverfortythousanddollarsofmineonthestage,bein'whatbalanceisdoomefromthatlastbunchofcattle。It'smightylikelythoughshe'sindraftsthata-way:an'IjestdispatchesoneofmybestriderswithaleadhosstoscatterovertoTucsonan'wireinformationseast,tofreezeontothatmoneyontilfurthertidin's;saiddrafts,ifsechtharbe,havin'gotintothehandsoftheseyerediligenthold-upsaforesaid。'
"'Fortythousanddollars!'remarksCherokee。'Whichthatisajoltforshore!'
"'Itshorelyshowstheoncertaintiesofthings,'saysEnright,ag'inreferrin'tohisglass。'I'mintheveryactofcongratulatin'
myse'f,mental,thatthisyereisthebestseasonIeversees,whenapartyridesinfromthefirststagestationtowardsTucson,withthetale。It'sshoreaparadox;it'sacasewherethemoreIwin,themoreIlose。However,I'monthetrailofJackMoore;aconferencewithJackiswhatIneedsrightnow。I'llbebackbynextdrinktime;'an'withthatEnrightgoessurgin'offtolocateJack。
"Cherokeean'me,asmightbeexpected,turnsourpowersofconversationloosewiththisnewlasteepisodeofthetrail。
"'An'I'mstruckspeshul,'saysCherokee,'aboutwhatEnrightobservesatthefinish,thatit'sainstancewherethemorehewins,themoreheloses;an'howthis,hisbestseason,isgoin'tobehisworst。Ihasexperiencessim'larmyse'fonct。Whichthecasesisplumbparallel!
"'Thistimewhenmyownindividooalgamestrikessomethin'an'
glancesoff,is'wayback。IgetsoffaboatontheupperriveratacampcalledRockIsland。Youneveristhar?Idon'taimtoencourageyou-allondooly,stillyourfailuretoseeRockIslandneedn'tpreyonyouastherooinofyourc'reer。IgoesashoreasIrelates,an'
thefirstgentIencountersisoldPeg-laigJones。ThisyerePeg-
laigisamadmantospec'lateatkyards,an'theinstantheseesme,hepullsmeoneside,plentybreathlesswithaplanhe'sevolved。
"Son,"saysthisyerePeg-lalg,"howmuchmoneyhasyou?"
"'ItellshimIain'toverstrong;somethin'liketwohundreddollars,mebby。
"'"That'senough,"saysPeg-lalg。"Son,giveittome。I'llputthreehundredwithit,an'that'llmakearolloffivehundreddollars。Withacarefulmanlikemetodeal,sheshorelyoughterbeenough。"
"'"Whateverdoestheseyerefiscalbluffsofyoursportend?"Iasks。
"'"Theyportendsasfollows,"saysPeg-laig。"ThisyereRockIslandoutfitisplumblocoedtoplayfaro-bank。I'vegotadeckofkyardsan'adealboxinmypocket。Son,we'lllayoveradaya'breakthevillage。"
"'Thar'snousetryin'toheadoffoldPeg-laid。He'sthemostinvet'ratesportthata-way,an'farobankishisleadin'weakness。
TheyeventellsoncthowthisPeg-laigisinasmallcampinIowaan'isbuckin'acrookedgame。Apardseeshiman'takesPeg-laigtotask。
"'"Can'tyou-allseethemsharpsisskinnin'you?"saysthisfriend,an'histonesisloadedwithdisgust。"Ain'tyouwiseenoughtoknowthisgameain'tonthesquar',an'themoutlawshasaend-squeezeboxan'isdealin'twokyardsataclatteran'puttin'backrightonderyourignorantnose?Whichyouconductsyourse'flikeyouwasbornlastweek!"
"'"Ofcourse,Iknowsthegameiscrooked,"saysPeg-laig,plentydoleful,"an'Iregretsitasmuchasyou。ButwhatevercanIdo?"
"'"Do!"sayshisfriend;"do!You-allcanquitgoin'ag'instit,can'tyou?"
"'"Butyoudon'tonderstand,"saysPeg-laig,eageran'warm。"It'sallplumbeasyforyoutostandtharan'sayIdon'thavetogoag'instit。ItmaychangeyournotionawholelotwhenIinformsyouthatthisyereistheonlygameintown,"an'withthatthisreedic'lousPeg-laighurriesbacktohisseat。
"'AsIassertsformer,it'snousemetryin'tomakeoldPeg-laigstopwhenoncehe'sstartedwiththemschemesofhis,soIturnsovermytwohundreddollars,an'leansbacktoseewhateverPeg-
laig'sgoin'toa'complishnext。Ashesays,he'sgotaboxan'adecktodealwith。Sohefakesalayoutwithasuiteofjimcrowkyardshebuys,local,an'aoil-clothtable-cover,an'tharheisorganizedtobegin。Forchips,hegoesovertoastorean'buystwentystacksofbigwoodenbuttonmolds,sameastheysewstheclothontoforovercoatbuttons。WhenPeg-laigisready,youshouldhavebeheldtheenthoosiasmofthemRockIslandfolks。Theygoesag'instthatbraceofPeg-laig'slikeaavalanche。
"'Peg-laigdealsformightylikelyit'sanhour。Jestasheputsitup,he'sacarefuldealer,an'theresultiswewinallthebigbetsan'mostallthelittleones,an'I'msorto'estimatin'inmymindthatwe'reaheadaboutfourhundredsimoleons。Ofa-sudden,Peg-laigstopsdealin',up-endshisboxandturnstomewithalookwhichshowshe'splumbdismayed。P'intin'atthecheck-rack,Peg-laigsays:
"'"Son,lookthar!"
"'Nacherally,Ilooks,an'IatoncerealizestherootsofthatconsternationofPeg-laig's。It'sthis:Whilethar'smoreofthembuttonmoldsinfrontofPeg-laig'srightelbowthanweembarkswithorig'nal,thar'sstilltwenty-twohundreddollars'worthinthehandsoftheRockIslandpop'lacewaitin'tobecashed。Howeverdotheydoit?Theygoesstampedin'overtothisyerestorekeepan'
purchases'emforfourbitsagross。Theybuysthatvagrantoutthata-way。Theyevenbuysnewkindsonus,an'it'sapartytryin'tobetastackofpantsbuttonsonthehighkyardthatcallsPeg-laig'sattentiontothemfrauds。
"'Thar'snohe'pforit,however;themvillagersisstonyan'
adamantine,an'sofaraswehasmoneytheyshorelymakesuspay。WewalksoutofRockIsland。Aboutamilefreeofthecamp,Peg-laigstopsan'surveysmeaheapmournful。
"'"Son,"hesays,"wewaswinnin',wasn'twe?
"'"Whichweshorewas,"Ireplies。
"'"Exactly,"saysPeg-laig,shakin'hishead,"wewasshorelywinners。An'Iwanttoadd,son,thatifwe-allcouldhavekeptonwinnin'fortwohoursmore,we'da-losteightthousanddollars。"
"'It'slikethisyerestagehold-uponEnright,'concloodesCherokee;'it'saharassin'instanceofwherethemoreyouwins,themoreyoulose。'
"Aboutthistime,Enrightan'JackMoorecomesin。ColonelSterettan'DanBoggsj'inesusaccidental,an'we-allsixholdsapowwowinlowtones。
"'WhichJack,'observesEnright,likehe'sexperimentin'an'ropin'
forourviews,'allowsit'shisbeliefsthatthisyereguilelesstenderfoot,Davis,whosayshe'sfromBuffalo,an'who'sbeenprancin'abouttownforthelasttwodays,isinvolvedinthemfelonies。'
"'Itain'tnoneonlikely,'saysBoggs;'speshullysincehe'sfromBuffalo。Ineverdoesknowbutonesquar'gentwhocomesfromBuffalo;he'soldJenks。An'atthat,oldJenksgetsdowned,final,bythesheriffoveronSandCreekforstealin'ahoss。'
"'You-allwantstoonderstand,'saysJackMoore,cuttin'inafterBoggs,'Idon'tpretendnonetonoproofs。Ijestreckonsit'sso。
It'sacommonscandalhowdeadinnocentthisyereshorthornDavisassoomestobe;howhewantsCherokeetoexplainfaro-banktohim;
an'howhecan'tonderstandnonewhyBlackJackan'thedance-hallwon'tmixnodrinks。WhichImight,inthehurryofmydooties,havepassedbythemchildishbluffsonchallengedan'withnothin'morethanpityin'thoughtsoftheignoranceofthisyeremaverick,butgents,thispartyoverplayshishand。Lastevenin'heasksmetolethimtakemygun,sayshe'scur'oustoseeone。Thatsettlesitwithme;thisDavishasbeenaobjectofsuspicioneversince。No,itain'tthatIallowshe'souttoqueermyweeponnone,butthinkofsechapretenceofinnocence!Ileavesittoyou-all,collectifan'
individooal,doyoureckonnowthar'sanybody,howevertender,who'sthatguilelessastogoaskin'aperfectstrangerthata-waytopasshimouthisgun?Isaysno,thisgentisoverdoin'themroles。Heain'tsotenderasheassoomes。An'fromthemomentIhearsofthislaststand-upofthestagebackinthecanyon,Ifeelsthatthisyerepartyissomehowintheplay。Thar'sfourinthisbandwho'sbeenspreadin'woeamongthestagecompanieslately,an'thar'sonlytwoof'emshowsinthislatestracketwhichtheygivesOldMonte,an'thatexpressgyardtheyshotup。Themothertwosportswhoain'tpresentisshoresome'ers,an'Igivesitasmyopinionsoneof'em'srightyereinouronthinkin'center,actin'silly,askin'
egreegiousquestions,an'allowin'hisnameisDavisan'thathehailsfromBuffalo。'
"WhileJackisevolvin'thislongtalk,we-allisthinkin';an',son,somehowitstrikesusthatthar'smightylikelysomethin'inthisnotionofJack's。We-allagrees,however,tharbein'nothin'
def'nitetogoon,wecan'tdonothin'butwait。Still,proan'conlike,wepushesforthindiscussionofthisperson。
"'ItdoeslooklikethisDavis,'saysColonelSterett,'nowJackbringsitup,isshorelyplayin'apart;whichhe'sovereasyan'
ontaught,evenfortheEast。Thismornin',jesttogiveyou-allasample,hecomessidlin'uptome。"Istharanygoodfishin'aboutyere?"heasks。"WhichIshoreyearnstofishsome。"
"'"Doesthisyerelandscape,"Isays,wavin'myarmaboutthehor'zon,"remindyoumuchoffish?Stranger,"Isays,"fishan'
christiansispartic'larsparseinArizona。"
"'ThenthispersonDavisla'nchesoutintotalesdeescriptifofhowhegoesanglin'backintheStates。"Whichtheeelisthegamestfish,"saysthisDavis。"WhenI'mvisitin'inVirginny,Iusedtogofishin'。Idon'tfishwithareel,an'oneofthemlimberpoles,an'
letafishgoswarmin'upan'downastream,a-breedin'falsehopesinhisbosoman'lettin'himthinkhe'sloose。Notme;Iwouldn'tsodeloode——wouldn'tplayitthatlowonafish。Igoesanglin'inaformal,se'f-respectin'way。Iusesashortlinean'apolewhichisstiffan'strong。WhenIgetsabite,Iyankshimoutan'letshimknowhisfaterightthar。"
"'"Buteelsain'tnogamefish,"Isays。"Bassisgame,butnoteels。"
"'"Eelsain'tgamenone,ain'tthey?"saysthisyereDavis,lettin'
onhe'saheapinterested。"You-alllistentome;letmetellyouofaeelIsnagsontodownbyCulpepper。WhenhebitesthattimeI
giveshimbothhands。Thateelcomesthroughtheairjestwhistlin'
an'w'irlin'。Islamshimag'instthegreatstateofVirginny。
Supposeoneofthembassyouboastsoftakessechajolt。Whateverwouldhehavedone?He'dlaytharpantin'an'rollin'hiseyes;
mebbyhecurlshistailalittle。Thatwouldbetheutmostofthemresentmentsofhis。Whatdoesmyeeldo?Stranger,hestandsuponhistailan'fightsme。Game!thateel'sgameasscorpions!MydogFido'swithme。Fidowadesintotheeel,an'thecommotionisawful。
ThateelwhipsFidointwominutes,Washin'tontime。Howmuchdoesheweigh?WhateverdoIknowaboutit?Whenhe'sdoneputthegaffsintoFido,henacherallysa'ntersbackintothebranchwherehelivesat。Idon'tgethimnone;IdeemsI'mplumbluckywhenhedon'tgetme。Still,ifanygenttalksofgamefishthata-way,I
wantsitonderstood,IstringsmymoneyonthatCulpeppereel。"'
"'Thar,it'sjestasItellsyou-all,gents!'saysJackMooreaheapdisgusted,whenColonelSterettgetsthrough。'ThisyereDavisisaimposter。Whichthar'snomortalsportcouldknowaslittleasheletsonan'livetoreachhisage。'
"Wesetstharan'laysplans。Atlastinpursooanceofthemdevices,itgetsroomoredaboutcampthatthenextdaybutone,bothEnrightan'theNewYorkStoreaimstosendovertoTucsonarollofmoneythesizeofawagonhub。
"'Thar'snodangerofthemhold-ups,'saysEnrighttothisDavis,lettin'onhe'saheapconfidenshul。'Theywon'tbelookin'fornosechrichesbein'freightedoverslapontheheelsofthisyererobbery。An'wedon'taimtoputupnogyardsalongsideofOldMonteneither。Gyardsisnogood;theygetsbeefedthefirstvolley,an'
theirpresenceonacoachthata-wayisnoticethatthar'splentyoftreasureaboard。'
"It'sinthiswayEnrightfillsthatDavisasfullofmisinformationasabottleofrum。Also,wedeemsitsomesignif'cantwhensaidshorthornsaddleshishossovertothecorralan'goesskally-
hootin'forTucsonaboutfirstdrinktimeinthemornin'。
"'I'veaengagementintheOrientalS'loon,'hesays,biddin'usgood-byeplentycheerful,'butI'llbebackamongyou-allsportsinaweek。Ilikesyourwaysawholelot,an'Iwantstolearn'emsome。'
"'WhichIoffersfourtoone,'saysJackMoore,lookin'afterhimasheridesaway,'you'llbebackyeresoonerthanthat,an'you-allwon'tknowitnone,atthat。'
"It'sthenextdaywhenthestagestarts;OldMonteiscrackin'hiswhipinahardenedway,carin'nothin'forroadagentsaslongastheydon'tinterferewiththelickertraffic。Thar'sonlyonepassenger。
"Shoreenough,jestasit'sclosin'insomedarkinApacheCanyon,an'thestageisgroanin'an'creakin'alongonaupgrade,thar'satrioofhold-upsshowsonthetrail,an'theprocessioncomestoahalt。OldMontesetsthebrake,wropsthereinsaboutit,lockshishandsoverhishead,an'turnsintocuss。Thehold-upstakesnonotice。TheyyanksdowntheWells-Fargochest,pullsofftheletterbag,acceptsawatchan'apocket-bookfromthegentinside,who'sscaredan'shiverin'an'scroogin'backinthedarkestcorner,he'sthatterror-bit,an'thentheyappliesafewepithetstoOldMontean'commandshimtopullhisfreight。An'OldMonteshorelyobeysthemmandates,an'goescrashin'offupthecanyonontherun。
"Themoutlawshaulstheplundertoonesideofthetrailan'laysforthemail-bagwithabowie。Allthreeisasbusyasprairydogsafterarain,rippin'openlettersan'lookin'forchecksan'
drafts。Latertheyaimsatsomeop'rationsontheexpresscompany'sbox。
"Buttheynevergetstothebox。Thar'sthelivelytonesofaWinchesterwhichstartsthecanyon'sechoestotalkin'。Thatrifleain'tfortyfootaway,an'itspeaksthreetimesbeforeeveryou-
all,son,couldsnapyourfingers。An'thatweepondon'tmakethemobservationsinvain。Itain'tfirin'nosalootes。Quickasisthework,thesightsshiftstoanewtargeteverytime。Atthelast,allthreehold-upslayskickin'an'jumpin'likechickensthata-way,twoisdeadan'theotheristoohardhittorespond。
"Whoeverdoesit?JackMoore,he'sthatoneshiverin'passengerthattime。Heslidesoutenthestageassoonaseveritturnstheangleofthecanyon,an'comesscoutin'an'crawlin'backonhisprey。An'
Imightadd,itshoresoothesJack'svanityalot,whenthefirstremaindershowsdownasthatartlessmaverick,Davis。Jacklightsapinesplinteran'lookshimover-palean'deadan'done。
"'Whichyou-allisthevictimofover-play,'saysJacktothisyereDavis,sameasifhehearshim,'Ifyouneveraskstoseemygunthattime,it'sevenmoneymysuspicionsconcernin'youmightbesleepin'yet。'"
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