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第5章

  "'She'stoonoomerousinthemsteepsan'deecliv'ties,'saysGrief。
  'WhatIneedsisalandscapewheretheprevailin'feacheristhehor'zontal。Iwasshorelybornwithayearnin'forthelevelground。'An'soGriefmoveshiscampdownontheriverbottoms,wheretharain'tnohills。
  "He'sthatmis'rableidlean'shiftless,thisyereGriefis,thatoncehestartshuntin'an'thendecideshewon't。Grieflaysdownbytheaigeofthebranch,withhismoccasinstowardsthewater。Itstartsintorain,an'thestormprouncesdownonGrieflikeamink:
  onasettin'hen。Oneofhispardsseeshimacrossthebranchan'
  thinkshe'sasleep。Soheshoutsan'yellsathim。
  "'Whoopee,Grief!'hesingsovertowhereGrief'slayin'allquiledupsameasawater-moccasinsnake,an'therainpeltin'intohimlikeetarnalwrath;'wakeuptharan'crawlforcover!'
  "'I'mawake,'saysGrief。
  "'Well,whydon'tyougetoutentherain?'
  "'I'mallwetnowan'theraindon'tdonohurt,'saysGrief。
  "An'thisyerelazyGriefMudlowkeepsonlayin'thar。Itain'tnotimewhenthebranchbeginstoraise;thewatercrawlsupaboutGrief'sfeet。Sohispardshoutsathimsomemore:
  "'Whoopee,youGriefag'in!'hesays。'Ifyoudon'tpullyourfreight,thebranch'llgetyou。It'sdonerizoverthestockofyourrifle。'
  "'Waterwon'thurtthewoodnone,'saysGrief。
  "'YouGriefoverthar!'roarstheotherafterawhile;'yourfeetan'
  laigsishalfintothebranch,an'thewater'sgotuptothelockofyourgun。'
  "'Thar'snoloadinthegun,'saysGrief,stilla-layin','an'
  besidessheneedswashin'out。Asforthemfeetan'laigs,Inevercatchescold。'
  "An'tharthatorneryGriefreposes,tooplumblazytomove,whilethebranchcreepsupabouthim。It'scropeupsohigh,final,thathisy'earsan'thebackofhisheadisinit。AllGriefdoesissorto'lifthischinan'laysquar',tokeephisnoseoutso'shecanbreathe。
  An'heshorelybeatsthegame;fortherainceases,an'thebranchdon'trisenohigher。ThisyereGrieflaystharontilthebranchrunsdownan'he'shighan'dryag'in,an'thenthesunshinesoutan'drieshisclothes。It'sthatsamenightwhenGriefhasdrughimse'fhometosupper,hesaystohiswife,'Thar'snothin'likeexercise,'an'thencounselsthatladyoverhiscornponean'
  chitlinstotakeinwashin'likeIrelates。"
  WewalkedoninmuteconsiderationoftheextraordinaryindolenceoftheworthlessMudlow。Oursilenceobtainedforfulltenminutes。
  ThenIproposed"courage"asasubject,andputaquestion。
  "Thar'sfiftykindsofcourage,"respondedmycompanion,"an'agentwho'splumbweakan'craven,thata-way,ondercertaincircumstances,isasfullofsandasthebedoftheArkansawonderothers。Thar'shoss-backcouragean'thar'sfootcourage,thar'sdaycouragean'nightcourage,thar'sguncouragean'knifecourage,an'
  noendofcouragesbesides。An'thenthar'sthecourageofvanity。
  More'nonce,whenI'myounger,I'msweptdownbythislastformofheroism,an'IevenrecallshowinasperitofvaingloryIridesabuffalobull。Itellsyou,son,thatwhilethatfranticbuffaloissquanderin'abouttheplainsthattime,an'meontohim,hefeelsamightysightliketheridgeofalltheyooniverse。Howdoesitend?
  It'stoolongataletotellwalkin'an'withoutreecooperatifs;
  sufficeitthatitendsdisastrous。Ishallneverridenobuffaloag'in,leastwisewithoutasaddle,onlessitsaspeshulo'casion。
  "No,indeed,thatword'courage'hastobedefinednewforeachcase。Thar'soldTomHarrisoverontheCanadian。IbeholdsTomonetimeatTascosadothemostb'ar-facedtrick;onewhichmostsportsofcommonsens'bilitieswouldhaveshrunkfrom。Thar'sawarrantoutforTom,an'JimEastthesheriffputshisgunonTomwhenTom'slookin't'otherway。
  "'Seeyere,Harris!'saysEast,thata-way。
  "Tomwheels,an'islookin'intothemouthofEast'ssix-shooternotayardoff。
  "'Putupyourhands!'saysEast。
  "ButTomdon't。HelooksoverthegunintoEast'seye;an'hefreezeshim。Thenslowan'delib'rate,an'glarin'likeamountainlionatEast,TomgoesbackafterhisColt'san'pullsit。HelaysheralongsideofEast'swiththemuzzlep'intin'atEast'seye。An'
  thartheystands。"'Youdon'tdar'shoot!'saysTom;an'Eastdon't。
  "Theybreaksawayan'nopowderburned;TomstandsEastoff。
  "'Warrantornowarrant,'saysTom,'allthesheriffsthateverjinglesaspurinthePanhandlecountry,can'ttakeme!Noralltherangersneither!'An'theyshorecouldn't。"Nowthisyerebreak-awayofTom's,whenEastgetsthedropthattime,takescourage。Itain'tonegentinathousandwhocouldmakethattripbutTom。An'yetthisyereTomisfearedofadarkroom。"TakeInjuns;——give'emtheirdoo,evenifweain'tgotroomforthemmiscreantsinourhearts。Onhislinesan'athisgames,aInjunisascleanstrainastheymakes。He'sgotcourage,an'candiewithoutbattin'aneyeorwaggin'ay'ear,onceit'scomehisturn。An'thesquawsisascoldaprop'sitionasthebucks。Afterafightwiththemsavages,whenyougoes'roundtocountupan'skinthegame,youfindsmostasmanysquawslyin'about,an'bulletsthrough'em,asyoufindsbucks。
  "Courageissometimesknowledge,sometimesignorance;sometimescourageisdesp'ration,an'thenag'init'sinnocence。"Once,abouttwomilesoff,whenI'montheStakedPlains,an'neartheaigewherethar'spiecesofbrokenrock,IobservesaMexicanonfoot,franticallychunkin'upsomethin'。He'slefthisponystandin'offalittle,an'haswithhimamightynoisyformofsomelowkindofmongreldog,thislatterstandin'intoworrywhateveritistheMexican'schunkin'at,thata-way。Iridesovertoinvestigatethewar-jig;an'I'mamesquitedigger!ifthisyeretransplantedCastillianain'tdoneupafull-grownwildcat!It'sjestcoughin'
  itslastwhenIarrives。Son,Iwouldn'thaveopenedagameonthatfeline——thesamebein'asbigasacoyote,an'asthoroughlyorganizedfortroubleasagatling——withanythin'morepunythanaWinchester。An'yetthatguilelessMexicanlayshimoutwithrocks,andregyardssechfeatsastrivial。AnAmerican,too,bymerelygrowlin'towardsthisMexican,wouldmakehimquitoutlikeajackrabbit。"AsIobservesprior,courageisfrequentthefrootsofwhatagentdon'tknow。Takegrizzlyb'ars。Backfiftyyears,whenthemsquirrelriflesispreevalent;whenaacornshellholdsachargeofpowder,an'bulletsrunsaslightan'littleassixty-fourtothepound,whyson!you-allcouldshootupagrizzlytillsundownan'
  hardlygainhisdisdain。It'saflukeifyoudownsone。Thatsportwhocanshowasetofgrizzlyb'arclaws,themtimes,hasfame。
  They'reasgoodasabankaccount,themclawsbe,an'entitlessaidpartytocreditindancehall,barrooman'store,bymerelyslammin''emonthecounter。"Atthattimethegrizzlyb'arhascourage。Whyeverdoeshehaveit,youasks?Becauseyoucouldn'tstophim;he'soutofhoomanity'sreach——asorto'AlexanderSelkirkofab'ar,an'youcouldn'twinfromhim。Inthemepocks,thegrizzlyb'artreatsagentcontemptuous。Heswatshim,orheclawshim,orhehugshim,orhecruncheshim,orhequitshimaccordin'
  tohismoods,orthenumberofthemengagementswhichispressin'onhimatthetime。An'thelastthingheconsidersisthefeelin'softhatpartic'larpartyhe'sdallyin'with。Now,however,allischanged。Thar'srifles,burnin'fourinchesofthisyerefulminatin'
  powder,thatcanchuckabulletthroughafootofgreenoak。Wiselydirected,theyletssunshinethroughagrizzlyb'arlikehe'sapaneofglass。An',son,themb'arsisplumbontotheplay。
  "What'sthefinish?To-dayyoucan'tgetclostenoughtoagrizzlytohandhimaripepeach。Lethimglimpseorsmellawhiteman,an'
  hegoesscatterin'offacrosshillan'canyonlikeaquartoflickeramongfortymen。They'reshoreapprehensifeofthembigbulletsan'
  hard-hittin'guns,themb'arsis;an'theywouldn'tlistentoyou,evenifyoutalksnothin'butbee-treean'givesabondtokeepthepeacebesides。Yes,sir;thedaywhenthegrizzlyb'arwillstandwithouthitchin'hasdeepartedthecalendarawholelot。Theynolongerattemptsinsolentan'coarsefamiliar'tieswithfolks。
  Insteadofregyardin'arifleasarottoncornstalkindisguise,they'reasgun-shyasafemaleinstitoote。Bigb'arsan'littlebars,it'sallsim'lar;fortheoldonestellsittotheyoung,an'
  thelessonisspreadthroughouttheentirenationofb'ars。An'
  yere'swhereyouobserves,enlightenmentthata-waymeansa-
  weakenin'ofgrizzly-b'arcourage。
  "What'sthat,son?You-allthinksmystoriessmellsometall!Youexpressesdoubtsaboutanamilesconversin'withoneanother?That'swhereyou'reignorant。Allanamilestalks;theycommoonicatesthenewstooneanotherlikehoomans。WhenI'vebeenfreightin'fromDodgedowntowardstheCanadian,Ihadaeight-muleteam。Asshoreaswe'rewalkin'——asshoreasI'mpinin'foradrink,I'velistenedtothemmulesgossipbythehourasweswingsalongthetrail。LotsoftimesIsaveyswhattheysays。OnceIhearstheoff-leadertellhismatethatthejockeystickissawin'himonderthechin。I
  investigatesan'findsthecomplainttrooan'relieveshim。Thenighswingmuleisawit;an'alldaylonghe'dbethrowin'offremarksthatkeepsarippleoflaughtergoin'upan'downtheteam。You-allfindstroublecreditin'themstatements。Fact,jestthesame。I'velaughedatthejokesofthatswingmulemyse'f;an'evenJerry,theoffwheeler,who'sacynicthata-way,couldn'trepressasmile。
  Shore!anamilestalksallthetime;it'sonlythatwe-allhoomansain'teddicatedtoonderstand。
  "Speakin'ofbeaststalkin',letmeimparttoyouofwhatpassesbeforemyeyesoverontheCaliente。Inthefirstplace,I'llsofarilloomineyourmindastotellyouthatcattle,sameaspeople——an'
  speshullymountaincattle,wherethewindsansnowsdon'tgettodrive'eman'drift'emsouth——livesalltheirlivesinthesameplaces,yearafteryear;an'asyouridesyourranges,you'reallersmeetin'upwiththesameoldcattleinthesamecanyons。Theynevermoves,oncetheyselectsahome。
  "AsIobserves,I'vegotacampontheCaliente。Thar'stenponiesinmybunch,asI'msaddlin'threeadayan'coverin'aconsiderabledealofrangeinmyridin'。Seein'asI'mcampedyeresomesixmonths,Imakestheaquaintanceofthecattleforovertwentymiles'round。Amongothers,thar'sagiantbullinLong'sCanyon——he'sshoreiyasbigasaloghouse。Himan'meispartic'larfriends,cnlyIdon'ttrackuponhimmorefrequentthanonceaweek,ashe'smilesfrommycamp。IalmostforgetstosaythatwiththisyereGoliathbullisamilk-whitesteer,withlong,slimhornsan'afacewhichisthecombinedhomeofvainconceitan'utterwitlessness。
  Thismilkyan'semi-edioticsteerisamostabjectadmireroftheGoliathbull,an'they'reallerstogether。AsIstates,thismountainofabullan'hisweak-mindedfollowerlivesinLong'sCanyon。
  "Thar'stwomorebulls,thesamebein',asColonelSterettwouldsay,also'personsofthisyeredramy。'Oneisafive-year-oldwhoabidesontheupperRedRiver;an'theother,whoisonlyathree-
  year-old,hangsoutontheCalienteinthevicinityofmycamp。
  "WhichsinceI'vegottotalkofan'concernin'themanamiles,I
  mightaswellgive'emtheirpropernames。Theygetstheselastallreg'larfromaplay-actorpartywhocomesswarmin'intothehillswhileI'mthartotrythepinetreesonhis'tooberclosis,'ashedescribessaidmalady,an'whoseweaknessistosawoffcognomensoneverythin'hesees。Asfastashe'sintrodoocedto'em,thisactorsportnamestheLong'sCanyonbull'Falstaff';theRedRiverfive-
  year-old'Hotspur,'bein'he'splumbb'lligerentan'allersmakin'
  warmedicine;whilethelittlethree-year-old,whoinhabitsaboutmycampintheCaliente,headdressesas'PrinceHal。'Thefoolofawhitesteerthat'sworshippin'about'Falstaff'getsnamed'Pistol,'
  althoughthar'smightylittleabouttheweak-kneedhumbugtoremindyouofanythin'asvehementasagun。Falstaff,Pistol,Hotspuran'
  PrinceHal;them'sthetitlesthisdramatistconfersonsaidcattle。
  "WhichtheWestisagreatplacetodigoutnewappellationsthata-
  way。Thar'sagentle-mindedpartycomessoarin'downonWolfvilleoneevenin'。No,hedon'townnorealbusinesstotransact;he'souttohaveaheart-to-heartinterviewwiththegreatSouthwest,isthewayheexpoundstheobjectsofhissearch。
  "'An'he'splentytender,'saysBlackJack,who'sbarkeepattheRedLight。'Hecornespushin'alonginyerethismornin';an'wliatdoyou-allreckonnowhewants。Asksforice!Nowwhateverdoyoumakeofit!IceinAugust,an'withinfortymilesoftheMexicolineatthat。"Pard,"Isays,"we'reontheconfinesofthetropics;an'
  whileoldArizonaissomequeer,an'wedigsforwoodan'climbsforwater,an'indulgesinmuchthatismorallyan'physicallytheteetotalreverseofright-side-up-with-care,sofarinourmeanderin'sweain'toncoverednoglaciersnorcutthetrailofanyice。Whichifyou'vebroughtsnowshoeswithyounow,orbeenfiggerin'onaArizonasleighride,you'resettin'inhardluck。"'
  "JestasBlackJackgetsthatfarinthemstatements,thisyeretenderfootshowsinthedoor。
  "'BeyouaresidentofWolfville?'asksthisshorthornofDaveTutt。
  "'I'moneofthesevenorig'nalwolves,'saysTutt。
  "'Yere'smykyard,'saystheshorthorn,an'hebeamsonDaveinawidean'balmyway。
  "'ArchibaldWillinghamDeGraffenreidButt,'saysDave,readin'offthekyard。ThenDavegoesuptotheside,an'allsolemnan'grave,pinsthekyardtotheboardwithhisbowie-knife。'ArchibaldWillinghamDeGraffenreidButt,'an'Daverepeatsthewordsplumbcareful。'That'syourfullan'c'rrectname,isit?'
  "Theshorthornallowsitis,an'surveysDaveinawoozywaylikeheain'tinformednoneofthemeanin'oftheseyeremanoovers。
  "'Didyou-allcomethroughTucsonwiththisname?'asksDave。
  "Hesayshedoes。
  "'An'wasn'tnothin'saidordoneaboutit?'demandsDave;'don'tthemTucsonsportstakenoaction?'
  "Hesaysnothin'isdone。
  "'It'sasIfears,'saysDave,shakin'hisheadaheaploogubrious,'thatTucsonoutfitismorallygoin'towaste。It'sworsethancareless;it'scallous。That'swhatever;thatcampiscallous。Wasyouaimin'tostayforlonginWolfvillewiththisyeretitle?'asksDaveatlast。
  "Theshorthornmentionsaweek。
  "'ThisyereWolfville,'explainsDave,'istoosmallforallthatname。ArchibaldWillinghamDeGraffenreidButt!Itshorelysoundslikeahossinadancehall。Butit'stoolongforWolfville,an'
  Wolfvilleevendoherbest。Oneendofthatnameisboundtoprotrood。Orelseitgetsallbrunkleduplikealongniggerinashortbed。However,'goesonDave,ashenotestheshorthornlookin'
  alittledizzy,'don'tloseheart。Wedoesthebestwecan。Ilikesyourlooks,an'shallcomesomewhattoyourrescoomyse'finyourpresenttroubles。Gents,'an'DaveturnstowhereBoggsan'Cherokeean'TexasThompsonislistenin','Imovesyouwesuspendstherooles,an're-namesthisexcellentan'well-meanin'maverick,"ButcherknifeBill。"'
  "'Isecondsthemotion,'saysBoggs。'ButcherknifeBillisaneatan'compactname。Icongratulatesourvisitin'friendfromtheEastonthecasewherewithhewinsitout。Iwouldonlymakeonesu'gestion,thesamebein'inthenacherofamendmentstotheorig'nalresolootion,an'whichis,thatinallgamesofshortkyards,oratsechtimesaswe-allissuesinvitationstodrink,oratanyotherepockwhentimeshouldbesavedan'quickactionisdesir'ble,saidcognomenmaylegallyberedooced,to"Butch。"'
  "'Tharbein'noobjections,'saysTutt,'itisregyardedasthesenseofthemeetin'thatthisyerevisitin'sharpfromtheStates,yeretoforecloggedinhisflightbythenameofArchibaldWillinghamDeGraffenreidButt,beyereafterknownas"ButcherknifeBill";orfailin'leesureforthefullname,as"Butch,"orbothatthediscretionoftheco't,withthedrinksonButchasthegentnowprofitin'bythisplay。Barkeep,setupallyourbottlesan'c'llectfromButch。'
  "ButtogobacktomylongagocampontheCaliente。PrinceHalisapolishedan'p'litesorto'anamile。TheseconddayafterIpitchescamp,PrinceHalshowsup。Hepawsthegrass,an'declar'shimse'f,an'givesnoticethatwhileI'mplumbwelcome,hewantsitonderstoodthathe'spartyofthefirstpartinthatvalley,an'
  aimstosocontinyoo。AsIatonceagreestohisclaims,heispacified;thenhecountsupthecamplikehe'ssizin'uptheplunder。It'satthispointIsignsPrinceHalasmyfriendforlifebygivin'himaboutafootofbacon-skin。Hestandsan'chewsonthatbacon-skinfortwohours;an'thar'sheaveninhislooks。"ItgetssoPrinceHalputsinallhisspar'timeatmycamp。An'I
  donatesflapjacks,bacon-skinsan'foodcomfortsyeretoforeonknowntoPrinceHal。Heregyardsthatcampofmineasopenin'aneweraontheCaliente。
  "Whennototherwiseengaged,PrinceHalstandsintocurrymyponieswithhistongue。Theonehe'dbeworkin'onwouldplanthimse'frigid,withy'earsdrooped,eyesshet,an'taila-quiverin';an'
  you-allcouldseethatPrinceHal,withhisroughtongue,isjestburnin'upthatbroncofromforetoptofetlockswiththejoyofthemattentions。WhenPrinceHalhasbeenspeshulfriendly,I'dpasshimoutaplugofClimaxtobacco。Sick?Neveronce!ItmerelyelevatesPrinceHal'ssperitsinamellowway,thattobaccodoes;makeshimfeelvividan'galaawholelot。
  "Whichwe'reallgettin'onaspleasantan'oneventfulasalitterofpupsoverontheCaliente,whenonemornin'acrossthedividefromRedRivercomesthisyerepugnaciousperson,Hotspur。Hemakeshisadventr'arin'an'slidin'downthehillsideintoourvalley,promulgatin'insults,an'stampin'forwar。YoucanseeitinHotspur'seye;he'souttoowntheCaliente。
  "PrinceHaliscurryin'aponywhenthisyereinvadercomescrashin'
  downthesidesofthedivide。Hiseyesburnred,heevolveshiswarcryinadeepbassvoice,an'goescurvin'outontothelevelofthevalley-bottomtomeettheenemy。Gin'ralJackson,couldn'thavedisplayedmorepromptitood。
  "Tharain'tmuchactioninoneofthemcattlebattles。First,Hotspuran'PrinceHalstalks'round,pawin'upasodnowan'then,an'sw'arin'agaleofoathstothemse'fs。ItlookslikePrinceHalcouldsaythemostbitterthings,foratlastHotspurleavesoffhispawin'ail'profanityan'b'arsdownonhim。Thetwoputstheirfore'ardstogetheran'goesinforapushin'match。
  "Butthisdon'tlast。Hotspuristwoyearsolder,an'over-weighsPrinceHalaboutthreehundredpounds。PrinceHalfeelsHotspurout,an'seesthatbythetimethedealgoestotheturn,he'llbeshoreloser。Aplancomesintohismind。PrinceHalsuddenlybacksaway,an'keepsonbackin'ontilhe'scl'aredhimse'ffromhisfoebyeightyfeet。Hotspurstandswatchin';it'sanewwrinkleinbullfightstohim。HecalltellthatthisyerePrinceHalain'tconquerednone,bothbythevoylentremarkshemakesaswellastheplumbdefiantwayhewearshistail。SoHotspurstandsan'ponderstheplay,guessin'atwhat'slikelytobreakloosenext。
  "ButtheconductofthisyerePrinceHalgetsmorean'moremysterious。Whenhe'sasafeeightyfeetaway,hejumpsintheair,crackshisheelstogether,hurlsafrightfulcurseatHotspur,an'
  turnsan'walksoffaheaprapid。Hotspurcan'treadthemsignsatall;an'tobefrank,nomorecanI。PrinceHalneverlooksback;hesurgesstraightahead,climbsthehillontheotherside,an'islostintheoakbushes。
  "Hotspurwatcheshimoutofsight,getsadrinkintheCaliente,an'
  thenclimbsthehillsidetowhereI'mcamped,todecideaboutme。Ofcourse,Hotspuran'Iarrivesatatreatyofpeacebythebacon-rindroute,an'thingsag'inquietsdownontheCaliente。
  "It'snextmornin'aboutfourthdrinktime,an'I'moverhaulin'asaddlean'makin'upsomebeliefsonseveralsubjectsofinterest,whenIobservesHotspur'sfacewearin'aonusualan'highlyhang-dogexpression。An'Ican'tseenocause。Isweepsthescenerywithmyeye,butInotesnothin'。An'yetit'sasevidentasaclubflushthatHotspur'sscaredtoastandstill。Heain'tsayinnothin',butthat'sbecausehethinkshe'llsavehisbreathtogroanwithwhendyin'。It'safact,son;Icouldn'tseenorhearathing,an'yetthatHotspurbullstandstharfullyaware,somehow,thatthar'sawarrantoutforhim。
  "AtlastI'mmadepostedofimpendin'events。AcrossthewideCalientecomesafaintbutf'rociouswarsong。Iglanceoverthata-
  way,an'tharthroughtheoakbreshcomesPrinceHal。An'althoughhe'samileoff,he'sp'intin'straightforthisyereinvader,Hotspur。AtfirstIthinksPrinceHal'salone,an'I'mmarvellin'
  whateverhereckonshe'sgoin'toa'complishbythisreturn。ButjestthenIgetsaglimmer,fartoPrinceHal'sr'ar,ofthatreedic'lousPistol,themilk-whitesteer。
  "Ibeholdsitall;Falstaffiscomin';onlybein'adarkbrownI
  can'tyetpickhimouto'thebresh。PrinceHalhastravelledovertoLong'sCanyonan'toldthegiantFalstaffhowHotspurjumpsintotheCalientean'putsitalloverhimthata-way。Falstaffislumberin'over——it'sajourneyofmiles——toputthisredundantHotspurbackonhisreservation。PrinceHal,bein'warm,livelyan'
  plumbzealoustorecoverhisvalley,isnacherallyaquarterofamileaheadofFalstaff。
  "It'sallersaquestionwithmewhythisyerefoolhardyHotspurdon'tstampedeoutforsafety。Buthedon't;hestandstharlookin'
  onusuallimp,an'awaitshisfate。PrinceHaldon'trushupan'
  minglewithHotspur;he'splayin'asysteman'hedon'tdeviatetharfrom。liestandsoffaboutfiftyyards,callin'Hotspurnames,an'waitin'forFalstafftoarrive。
  "An'thar'saby-playgetspulledoff。ThisranikabooPistol,whocouldn'tfightalittlebit,an'who'scaperin'alongtenrodsintheleadofFalstaff,getsthesuddencrazy-bossnotionthathe'llmeteoutpunishmenttoHotspurhimse'f,an'makeareputationasawar-eaglewithhispardan'patron,Falstaff。Withthat,PistolcurveshistaillikealetterS,and,lowerin'hisknittin'-needlehorns,comesdancin'uptoHotspur。ThebluffofthisyereignoblePistolistoomuch。Hotspurr'arsloosean'chargeshim。ThisegreegiousPistolgetscrumpledup,an'Hotspurgoesoverhimlikeabaggagewagon。TheshockissechthatPistolfallsoverawash-bank;
  an'afterswappin'endforend,landstwentyfeetbelowwithagroanan'asplashintheCaliente。Pistolisshorelyusedup,an'crawlsoutontheflatgroundbelow,asdisconsolateaheado'cattleasevertemptstheechoeswithhiswails。
  "ButHotspurhasnospacewhereintosinghisvict'ry。Falstaffdecendsuponhimlikeafallin'tree。Withonerushin'charge,an'anotelikethunder,hesimplydistributesthatHotspurallovertherange。Thar'sonlyoneblow;assoonasHotspurcanrounduphisfragmentsan'nettohishoofs,hegoessailin'downthevalley,hiseyesstickin'outso'shecanseehissins。Ashestarts,PrinceHal,who'sbeenhoppin'abouttherimoftheriot,clapshishornstoHotspur'sflyin'hocksan'keepshimgoin'。Butitain'tneedednone;thatFalstaffactooallyruinsHotspurwiththefirstcharge。
  "ThatnightFalstaff,withtheporePistoljestabletototter,stayswithus,an'PrinceHalfussesan'bosses''round,sorto'
  directin'theirentertainment。ThenextafternoonFalstaffgivesadeepbellowortwo,likehe'sextendin''adios'totheentireCalientecanyon,an'thengoespirootin'offforhomeinLong's,withPistol,wholooksan'feelslikealaughin'stock,limpin'athisheels。That'stheend。Fourdayslater,asI'mswingin''roundtherange,IfindsFalstaffan'PistolinLong'sCanyon;PrinceHalisontheCaliente;whileHotspur——an'hisairisbothwisean'sad——
  istamelywherehebelongsontheUpperRed。An'nowrecallin'howIcomestoplungeintothisyereidyl,Idesirestoaskyou-all,howeverPrinceHalbringsFaistafftothewarsthattime,ifcattlecan'ttalk?"
  CHAPTERXII。
  HowWolfvilleMadeaJest。
  "It'ssoonafterthattimeItellsyouofwhenRainbowSamdiesoff,"andtheOldCattlemanassumedtheairsofaconversationalFroude,"whenthecampturnsinan'hasitslittlejestwiththeSignalServicesharp。Youseeswe'rethatdepressedaboutRainbowcashin'in,weneedcreelaxatinthata-way,sowe-allnacheralenoughdivertsourse'fswiththisSignalpartywhocomesbulgin'upallhandy。
  "Don'tmakenomistakennotionsaboutWolfvillebein'aidlean'adangerouscamp。Whichonthecontrary,Wolfvilleisshorelythehomeofjestice,an'asquar'mangetsasquar'gameeverytime。Tharain'tno'badmen''roundWolfville,publicsentimentbein'obdurateonthatp'int。Hardpeople,whohasfiledthesightsoffentheirsix-shootersorfanstheirgunsinafight,don'tgettolerated,nonewhatever。
  "Ofcourse,thar'sgentsinWolfvillewhohasseentroublean'seenitinthesmoke。CherokeeHall,forinstance,soDocPeetsmentionstomeprivate,onetimean'anotherdowns'levenmen。
  "ButCherokee'sbynacherkindo'warman'nervous,an'bein'he'sbehindafarogame,mostlikelyheseesmoreo'casion;atanyrate,it'scommonknowledgethatwhateverhe'sdoneisright。
  "Hedon'tbeefthem'leveninWolfville;allIrecallswithus,isthemanfromRedDog,theStingin'Lizard,an'mebbyastrayedMexicanorso。ButeachtimeCherokee'shandisforcedbytheseyereparties,an'he'sexculpatedineverygent'smindwhoismadeawar'
  tharof。
  "No;Cherokeedon'trelyallersonhisgunneither。He'sahurryin'
  knifefighterforagentwithwhomknivesain'tnacher。Eitherway,however,gunorknife,Cherokeeisaheapreliable;an'youcanputdownabetthatwhathemissesinthequadrillehe'llshoremakeupinthewaltzwithallwhoaskshimtoawardance。Butspeakin'ofknives:Cherokeecomesasquickan'straightwithabowieasarattlesnake;an'nothalfthebuzzaboutit。
  "Butjestthesame,whilethar'sgentsincamplikeCherokee,whohasbeenag'institmore'nonce,an'whowinsan'getsaway,stillWolfviile'sitsquietan'sincereanoutfitasanychristiancouldask。
  "It'safact;whenShotgunDowlingcapersinan'allowshe'sabouttoabidewithusawholelot,he'snotifiedtohuntanotherholethefirstday。
  "'Sofarfromyou-alllivin'withus,Shotgun,'saysJackMoore,who'sdepootedtogiveShotgunDowlingtherein;'sofarfromyoubunkin'inyereforgood,weain'tevenaimin'topermityourvisits。Mynotionisthatyoubetterpullyourfreightsomeinstant。
  Thar'sahalf-formedthoughtinthepublicbosomthatifanybodyseesyourtrailto-morry,allhands'llturninan'arrangeyouforthegrave。'
  "'Nevermindaboutarrangin'nothin','saysShotgun;'Iquitsyouafterthenextdrink;whichlibationItakesalone。'An'Shotgunridesaway。
  "WhatisthematterwithShotgun?Well,he'soneoftheseyeremurderin'folks,goin'aboutdownin'Mexicansmerelytosee'emkick,an'thatsortofthing,an'allofwhichnose'f-respectin'
  outfitstands。Hewinsouthisname'Shotgun'themtimeswhenhe'sdep'tymarshaloveratPrescott。
  "'Youmustbepartic'laran'serveyourwarrantonagentbeforeyoudownshim,'saysthejudge,ashegivesShotgunsomepapers。'Firstserveyourwarrant,an'thenit'slegaltokillhim;butnotwithout!'
  "SoShotgunDowlingtakesthisyerewarrantan'cramsitdownthemuzzleofashotgunan'hammersheroutflatontopthembuckshot。
  "'Tharyoube!'saysDowling。'Ireckons'nowthewarrantgetstohimaheadofthelead;whichmakesitonthelevel。'
  "TharuponShotguncantersoutan'bustshisgent——warrant,leadan'
  all——an'thatgiveshimthenameof'Shotgun'Dowling。
  "Butatthetimehecomesriotin'alongintoWolfville,allowin'
  he'llresidesome,he'sregyardedhard;havin'beenwolfin''round,copperin'Mexicansan'friskin'aboutgeneral;so,nacheral,wewarnshimoutasaforesaid。WhichI,tharfore,ag'inremarks,thatWolfvilleisamightyproperan'peacefulplace,an'itswitticismwiththisyereSignalServicepartyneedn'tbeinferredag'instit。
  "Thisyeregenthasbeengoin'aboutcasooal,an'hisairisaheaphigh-flown。He'sbeenpesterin'an'irritatin'aboutthepost-officeformightylikeanhour,whenallatoncehecrossesovertotheRedLightan'squar'suptothebar。Hedon'tinvitenoneofustolicker——jesthimse'f;whichonp'litenessisshorereceivedinvidious。
  "'Gimmeacocktail,'saysthisSignalpersontothebarkeep。
  "Astheyain'tmixin'nodrinksattheRedLightformanorbeast,noryetatHamilton'shurdy-gurdy,thissportinyooniformdon'tgetnococktail。
  "'Can'tmixnodrinks,'saysBlackJack。
  "'Can'tmixnococktail?'saystheSignalsharp。'Why!whatabandofprairiedogsthisyerehamletis!What'sthematterwithyou-allthatyoucan'tmixnococktails?Don'tyousaveyenough?'
  "'Dowe-allsaveyenough?'saysBlackJack,somefacetiousthata-
  way。'Stranger,wesimplysufferswithwhatwesaveys。Butthar'salawag'incocktailsan'allmixin'ofdrinks。Yousees,aMexicanfemaleoverinTucsonisonedaymixin'drinksforagentshe'sa-
  harborin'ideesag'in,an'sheringsinthelocoontohim,an'hegoesplumbcrazy。ThentheLegislatoorearousesitse'ftoitsperil,thata-way,an'upsanmakesalawabatin'ofmixeddrinks。Thisyerebein'gospeltrooth,you'llhavetodrinkstraightwhiskey;an'
  youmightaswelldrinkitoutenatincup,too。'
  "Ashesaysthis,BlackJacksetsupabottlean'atincup,an'
  thenforablazerslamsasix-shooteronthebaratthesametime。
  Lookin'someblootharat,theSignalsharptakesagulportwoofstraightnose-paint,cavilin'hotatthetincup,an'don'tmentionnothin'moreofcocktails。
  "'Whateveristhedamageanyhow?'hesaystoBlackJack,soonashe'squitgaggin'overthewhiskey,thesametastin'rawan'vicioustohim,an'himwithhislady-likethroatframedreadyforcocktails。'What'sthartopay?'
  "'Narycontouse,'saysBlackJack,moppin'ofthebarcomplacent。
  'Notasoomarkee。Thatdrink'sonthehouse,stranger。'
  "WhenthisSignalsharpgoesout,Enrightsayshe'sgotporemanners,an'hemarvelssomehe'sstillwalkin'theearth。
  "'However,'saysEnright,'Is'posehislivin'solongarisesmainlyfromstayin'East,wheretheydon'tmakenop'intonbein'p'lite,an'runsthingslooser。'
  "'Whatever'sthematterofchasin'thisinsultin'tenderfoot'roundalot,'asksTexasThompson,'an'havin'amoosementwithhim?Tharain'tnothin'doin',an'weoughternotbegretchahalf-day'swork,puttin'knowledgeintothisparty。Ifsomethin'ain'tdoneforthwithtoinformhismindastothemsocialdootieswhilehestaysinArizona,youcangamblehewon'tlasttogoEastnomore。'
  "AswhatTexasThompsonsayshasweight,tharbeginstogrowagen'raldesiretoenlightenthisyeresport。AsTexassu'geststheidee,itfollowsthathegoesfor'ardtobeginitsexecootion。
  "'Butbediscreet,Texas,'saysEnrialit,'an'don'tforcenoshowdownwiththisSignalgent。Attainin'wisdomisonething,an'
  bein'killedthata-way,isplumbdifferent;an'whileIseesnoobjectiontoswellin'thegeneralfundofthisyoungperson'sknowledge,Idon'tpurposethatyou-all'sgoin'toconfernodiplomas,an'graduatehimintothechoirabovenonewithagun,atonean'thesametime。'
  "'Nonewhatever,'saysTexasThompson;'wemerelytoyswiththistenderfootan'neversomuchasbreakshiscrust,orbringsadropofblood,theslightestmorsel。He'stakin'lifetoolightly;an'
  allwep'intsouttodo,issoberhiman'teachhimathoughtfuldeecorum。'
  "TexasThompsongoesa-weavin'upthestreetsoastocrossthetrailofthisSignalparty,who'sheadeddown。Astheypasses,Texasturnsasf'rociousasfortytimberwolves,an'clapshishandontheshoulderoftheSignalparty。
  "'How'sthisyere?'saysTexas,shakin'backhislongha'r。An'heshorelylookshardened,thata-way。
  "'How'swhat?'saystheSignalman,who'sastonishedtodeath。
  "'Yousaveysmightywell,'saysTexas。'Youfailstobowtome,aimin'toinsultan'putitallovermeinthepresenceofthisyeremultitood。Thinkofit,gents!'goesonTexas,beginnin'tofroth,an'a-raisin'ofhisvoicetoawhoop;'thinkofit,an'methewar-
  chiefofthePanhandle,withforty-twoskelpsonmybridle,tobeinsultedan'disdainedbyafeebleshorthornlikethis。ItshoremakesmewonderbeIalive!
  "'Stranger,'goesonTexas,turnin'totheSignalparty,an'hishanddropsonhisgun,an'hebreathesloudlikeabuffalo;'nothin'
  butbloodisgoin'todomenow。IfIwastrootomyse'fatthismoment,I'dtakeaknifean'shorelysplityoulikeamackerel。ButIrestrainsmyse'f;alsoIdon'tnoticenoweeponontoyou。Gotharfore,an'heelyourse'f,forbynextdrinktimetheavenger'llbehuntin'onyourtrail。Igivesyouhalfanhourtolive。Notonyouraccount,'causeitain'tcomin'toyou;butmerelynottoketchnoangelsofftheirgyard,an'toallow'emachancetoorganizeforyourreception。Besides,Idon'taimtospringnocorpsesonthiscamp。Pendin'hostil'ties,Ishallrestmyse'fintheRedLight,permittin'youtheadvantagesofthedancehall,whereHamilton'lllendyoupen,ink,paper,an'montetable,wharbytoconcoctyourlastwill。Stranger,adios!'
  "BythetimeTexasgetsoffthistalkan'startsfortheRedLight,theSignalsportislookin'somesallowan'perturbed。He'sshorelyalarmed。
  "'Seeyere,pard,'saysDanBoggs,breakin'looseallatonce,likehe'ssohonesthecan'trestrainhimse'f,an'jestasTexasheadsoutfortheRedLight;'you'reaheaponknowntome,butItakesachancean'standsyourfriend。Nowyere'swhatyoudo。Youstiffenyourse'fupwithaColt's'44,an'layforthisTexasThompson。He'sarustleran'ahoss-thief,an'amurdererwho,ashesays,hasplantedforty-two,notcountin'Injuns,Mexicansan'mavericks。Heoughterbemassacred;an'asit'scomeyourway,whypranceinan'
  spillhisblood。Thiscamp'lljustifyan'applaudtheplay。
  "'ButIcan'tfightnone,'saystheSignalparty。'It'sag'intheroolesan'reg'lationsofthearmy。'
  "'WhichIdon'tseenonehowyou'regoin'torenig,'saysDaveTutt。
  'Thisdebaucheeisdootoshootyouonsight。Themarmyroolesshortlyshouldpermitagenttoscoutofftoonesidethestricttrailalittle;partic'larwhenit'scomedowntosavin'hisownskelp。'
  "Onewayan'another,Tuttan'Boggsmakesitcl'araspainttotheSignalpartythatthar'sonlytwochancesleftinthebox;eitherhedownsTexasorTexasgetshim。TheSignalpartysaysit'swhathecallsa'dreadalternatif。'
  "'WhichwhenIthinksofthegorethisyeremurderousThompsonalreadydabblesin,'saysBoggstotheSignalparty,'Iendorsesthemexpressions。However,youputyourse'finthehandsofmean'
  Dave,an'wedoesourbest。Ifyoulivesthroughit,thedrinksisonyou;an'ifTexasbeefsyou——which,whiledeplorable,isnoneremoteconsiderin'thisyereTexasisareg'larengineofdestruction——weseesthatyourremaindergoesbacktotheStatessuccessful。'
  "TheSignalpartysayshe'sthankfulhe'sfoundfriends,an'
  tharuponthey-alllinesoutforthedancehall,wheretheygetsdrinks,an'theSignalman,who'ssomepallidbynow,figgershe'llwritethemlettersan'sorto'straightenuphischipsfortheworst。Boggsobservesthatit'sagoodmove,an'thatTuttan'he'lltakeano'casionaldrinkan'rideherdonhisinterestswhilehedoes。
  "Tuttan'Boggshavegottheirbrandsontomebbytwodrinks,whenovercomesDocPeets,lookin'deadlydignifiedan'severe,an'says:
  "'Who-allrepresentsyereforthisgentwho'soutforthebloodofmyfriend,TexasThompson?'
  "'Talktomean'Tutt,'saysBoggs;'an'cuthershort,'causeit'stheopinionofourgentthisrancorousThompsoninfeststheearthtoolong,an'he'shungerin'tobeginhisbutchery。'
  "'Whichthar'senoughsaid,'saysPeets;'ImerelyappearstonotifyyouthatinfiveminutesIparadesmygentinfrontofthepost-
  office,an'theatrocitiescanproceed。Theyfightswithsix-
  shooters;nowwhat'sthedistance?'
  "'Makeitacrossablanket,'saysTutt。
  "'An'foldtheblanket,'breaksinBoggs。
  "'Youcan'tmakeittooclostformygent,'saysPeets。'AsIstartstothisyereconference,hesays:"Doc,makehersix-shootersan'
  overahandkerchief。Ithirststoshovetheironplumbag'insttheheartthatinsultsme,asIonhooksmyweepon。"'
  "Ofcourse,thepoorSignalparty,tryin'towriteoverbyamontetable,an'spillin'inkalloverhimse'f,listenstothemremarks,an'itmakeshimfeelpartic'larpensif。
  "'Infiveminutes,then,'saysPeets,'you-allorganizeyourgentan'comea-runnin'。ImustcanterovertoseehowTexasisholdin'
  himse'f。He'sthatfretfulaminuteback,he'st'arin'hunksoutenawhite-ashtablewithhisteethlikeit'sginger-cake,an'moanin'
  forblood。OldMonte'slookin'afterhim,butIbettergetback。
  Whichhemightinhisfrenzy,thata-way,comescatterin'looseanymoment,an'gor'arin'aboutan'killin'yourgentwithoutorders。
  Sechaplaywouldbeonelegantan'nodelicacytoit;an'Inowreturnstogyardag'init。'
  "AssoonasPeetsisstartedfortheRedLight,Tuttag'inturnstotheSignalparty,who'ssettin'tharlookin'he'plessan'worried,likehe'saprairiedogwho'scomebackfromvisitin'someotherdog,an'findsarattlesnake'sdonepitchedcampinthemouthofhishole。
  "'Nowthen,stranger,'saysTutt,'ifyou-allhasa'complishedthatclericalwork,mean'Danwillleadyoutoyourmeat。Whenyougetstoshootin',aimlowan'beshorean'seeyourvictimeverytimeyoucutsherloose。'
  "TheSignalpartytakesitplumbgrayan'haggard,butnotseein'nootherway,hegetsup,an'afterstampin'aboutatriflenervous,allows,sinceit'sthebesthecando,he'sready。
  "'Whichitisspokelikeaman,'saysBoggs。'Socomealong,an'
  we'llhuntoutthisannihilatorfromLaredoan'makehimthinkhe'sbeencaughtinacloudburst。'
  "OldMontehasspreadadoubledblanketinfrontofthepost-office;
  an'asTuttan'BoggsstartswiththeirSignalparty,thar'sayelllikefortyApachespoursforthfromacrossthestreet。
  "'That'sThompson'swaryelp,'saysBoggs,explainin'ofthemclamorstotheSignalparty。'Whichitwouldseemfromthefervorheputsintoit,he'sshorelyallkeyedup。'
  "AsDocPeetscomesouta-leadin'ofTexas,it'snoticedthatTexashasgotatincup。
  "'Whatever'syourgenta-packin'ofthatyootensilfor?'demandsTutt,mightytruculent。'Isthisyeretobeacombatwithdippers?'
  "'Oh,no!'saysPeets,likehe'stryin'toexcusesomethin','butheinsistsonfetchin'itsohard,thatatlasttosoothehimIgivesmyconsent。'
  "'Well,wechallengesthedipper,'saysTutt。'You-allwillfightonthesquar',orweremovesourgent。'
  "'Don't,don't!'shoutsTexas,likehe'sagitatcdnolimit;'don'ttakehimoutenmysightnomore。Ionlyfetchesthecuptodrinkhisblood;butit'sasmalldetail,whichIshorerelinquishesbeforeeverIallowsmyheaven-sentpreytheleastloopholetoescape。'
  "WhenPeetsgoesupan'takesTexas'scup,thetwodebatestogetherinawhisper,Texaslettin'onhe'smightyhotan'furious。AtlastPeetssaystohim:
  "'WhichItellsyousechaproposalisirreg'lar;butsinceyouinsists,ofcourseInamesit。Mygentyere,'goesonPeetstoBoggsan'Tutt,'wantstoagreethatthesurvivor'stobeallowedtoskelphisdepartedfoe。Doesthebluffgo?'
  "'It'swhatourgent'sbeenurgin'fromthejump,'saysBoggs;'an'
  tharforeweconsentswithglee。Roundupthatoutlawofyoursnow,an'let'sgettoshootin'。'
  "Idon'treckonIeverseesanybodywhoseemsasfatiguedasthatSignalpersonwhenBoggsan'Tuttstartstoleadhimuptotheblanket。Hisfacelookslikeacancelledpostage-stamp。Whilethey'restandin'uptheirfolks,Texasgoesragin'looseag'inbecauseit'safightoverablanketan'notahandkerchief,ashedemands。
  "'What'sthemeanin'ofacoldan'formalracketsechasthis?'hehowls,turnin'toPeets。'Iwantstogoclosttomywork;Iwantstocrowdinwhereit'swarm。'
  "'Iproposesahandkerchief,'saysPeets;'butTuttobjectsonthegroundsthathisman'sgotheartpalp'tationsorsomethin'。'
  "'You'realiar,'yellsTutt;'ourgent'sheart'sassolidasasodhouse。'
  "'WhatdoIhear?'shoutsPeets。'Youcallsmealiar?'
  "AtthisTuttan'Peetslugsouttheirgunsan'blazesawayateachothersixtimesliketherollofadrum——Texasallthetimeyellin'
  foraweepon,an'cavortin'aboutinthesmokethatdemoniache'dscareme,onlyIknowsit'syoomerous。OfcoursePeetsan'Tuttmisseseveryshot,andatthewindup,afterglarin'ateachotherthroughtheclouds,PeetssaystoTutt:
  "'Thisyereismerepetulance。Let'sproceedwithourdooties。AssoonasTexashaskilledan'skelpedthehold-upyourepresents,I'llshootitoutwithyou,ifittakestheautumn。'
  "'That'sgoodenoughforadog,'saysTutt,stickin'hisgunbackinthescabbard;'an'nowweproceedswiththeorig'nalbaite。'
  "Buttheydon'tproceednone。AsTuttturnstohisSignalsharp,who'sallbutlocoedbytheshootin',an'hastobedetainedbyBoggsfromrunnin'away,JackMoorecomeschargin'uponhisponyan'throwsagunonthewholeoutfit。
  "'Handsupyere!'hesays,sharpan'brief;'orIprovidesthecoyoteswithmeatforamonthtocome。'
  "Everybody'shandsgoesup;an'it'splainMoore'scomin'ain'tnodisapp'intmenttotheSignalperson。He'sthatrelievedheshowsit。
  "'Don'tlooksotickled,'growlsBoggstohim,asMooreheadstheround-upfortheNewYorkStore;'don'tlooksolightaboutit;youmortifiesme。'
  "MooretakesthebandovertotheNewYorkStore,whereEnright'ssettin'asajedge。Heallowshe'sgoin'toput'emallontrialfordisturbin'ofWolfville'speace。TheSignalsharpstartstosaysomethin',whenPeetsinterrupts,an'thatbringsBoggstothefront,an'afterthatagen'raluproarbreakslooselikeastampede。
  "'Gimmeaknife,somebody,'howlsTexas,'an'letmegetinonthisasIshould。AmItoberobbedofmyrevengelikethis?'
  "ButEnrightjumpsforaoldSpencerseven-shooter,an'announcesitcold,he'souttodownthefirstgentthattalksbacktohimasecondtime。Thisca'ms'em,an'theriotsorto'simmers。
  "'NotthatIobjectstoastreetfight,'saysEnright,discussin'ofthecase;'butyou-alltalkstoomuch。Fromthejabberaswasgoin'
  for'ardoverthatblanketoutthar,itshorelyremindsmemoreofapasselofoldladiesataquiltin'bee,thanaconvocationofdiscreetan'se'f-respectin'gentswho'spullin'offadooel。Tocuthershort,thepublicdon'ttoleratenosechrackets,an'yere-uponIputsTexasThompsonan'thisSignalpartyonderfifty-thousand-
  dollarbondstokeepthepeace。'
  "Texasissetloose,withPeetsan'CherokeeHallonhispapers;buttheSignalsharp,bein'strangeincamp,can'tputupnobonds。
  "'Whlchasthar'snocalaboosetoputyouinto,'saysEnright,whenhe'stoldbytheSignalpartythathecan'tmakenobonds;'an'asit'splumbag'intheconstitootionofArizonatoletyougo,Ishoreseesnotrailoutbuthangin'。Iregretsthemsternnecessitieswhichfeedsaporeyoungmantothehalter,butyouseesyourse'ftheUnionmustan'shallbepreserved。Jack,goovertomyponyan'
  fetchtherope。It'sanewhalf-inchmanilla,butIcheerfullypartswithitinthecauseofjestice。'
  "WhenMooregetsbackwiththerope,an'everybody'slookin'
  serious,thata-way,itshakestheSignalpartytosechadegreethathecampsdownonashoe-boxan'allowsheneedsadrink。Boggssayshe'llgoafterit,whenTuttbreaksinan'announcesthathe'sgotablufftohandup。
  "'IfI'mdeadcertain,'saysTutt,surveyin'oftheSignalpartyaheapdoubtful;'ifIwasshorenowthatthisgentwouldn'tleavethereservationnone,I'dgothatbondmyse'f。ButI'minnosechfixfinancialasmakesitrightformetogetputintheholeforfiftythousanddollarsbynostranger,howeverintimatewebe。Butyere'swhatI'mwillin'todo:Ifthissharpwearshobblessohecan'tupan'canteroff,why,ratherthanseeayounggent'sneckafootlonger,Igoesthisbailmyse'f。'
  "TheSignalpartyiseagerforhobbles,an'hegivesTutthiswordtosignupthedocumentsan'hewontrunalittlebit。
  "'Whichthesamebein'nowsettled,congenialan'legal,'saysEnright,whenTuttsignsup;'JackMoorehe'psthegentonwiththemhobbles,an'thecourtstandsadjournedtillfurtherorders。'
  "Afterhe'sallhobbledan'safe,Tuttan'theSignalpartystartsoverforthepost-office,bothprogressin'someslowan'reluctantbecauseoftheSignalparty'shobblesholdin'himdowntoashuffle。
  Astheytoilsalong,Tuttsays:
  "'An'nowthatthisyereaffairendssosuccessful,I'dshoreadmiretoknowwhateveryouan'thatcut-throattakestochewin'ofeachother'smanesfor,anyway?Whydidyourefoosetobow?'
  "'WhichIneverrefoosesonce,'saystheSignalparty;'IsalootesthisTexasgentwithpleasure,ifthat'swhatheneeds。'
  "'Inthatcase,'saysTutt,'youmakeyourse'fcomfortableleanin'
  ag'inthisbuildin',an'I'llprojectoveran'seeifthisembrogliocan'tbereeconciledalot。Mootualapol'giesan'whiskey,lookslike,oughttoreepairthemdissensionseasy。'
  "SotheSignalpartyleansupag'inthefrontofthepost-officean'
  surveyshishobblesmightymelancholy,whileTuttgoesovertotheRedLighttolookupTexasThompson。Itain'tnotimewhenhe'sheadedbackwithTexasan'thebalanceoftheband。
  "'Giveusyourhand,pard,'saysTexas,aheapeffoosive,ashecomesuptotheSignalparty;'Ilearnsfromourcommonfriend,DaveTutt,thatthisyere'samistake,an'Itharforeforgivesyoufreelyallthetroubleyoucauses。It'sovernowan'plumbforgot。You'readeadgamesport,an'Ishakesyourhandwithpride。'
  "'Sameyere,'saysDocPeets,alsoshakin'oftheSignalparty'shand,whichissorto'limpan'cheerless。
  "However,weripsoffhishobbles,an'thentheoutfitsteersovertotheRedLighttoberegaledafterallourhardwork。
  "'Yere'shopin'luckan'longacquaintance,stranger,'saysTexas,holdin'uphisglasstotheSignalparty,whoislikewisep'lite,butfeeble。
  "'Whichthejoyousoutcomeofthistangleshows,'saysDanBoggs,ashehammershisglassonthebaran'shoutsforanotherall'round,'thatyou-allcan'thavetoomuchtalkswappin',whentheobjectsofthemeetin'istoavertblood。Howmuchbetterwefeels,standin'
  yeredrinkin'ournose-paintallcoolan'comfortable,an'
  congrat'latin'thetwobravesportswho'swithus,thanifwehasacorpsesawedontousonexpected,an'isdriventogograve-diggin'
  insechsun-blistered,sizzlin'weatherasthis。'
  "'That'swhatever,'saysDaveTutt;'an'Ifillsmycupinapproval,youcangamble,ofthemobservations。'"
  CHAPTERXIII
  Death;andtheDonnaAnna。
  "Locoweed?DoIsaveyloco?"TheOldCattleman'sfaceofferedfullhintofhisamazementasherepeatedintheidiomofhisdayandkindthesubstanceofmyinterrogatory。
  "Why,son,"hecontinued,"everylonghornwho'severcinchedaColoradosaddle,orropedasteer,isplumbawareoflocoweed。LocoisMexicanoformad——crazy。An'cattleormulesorponiesoranythin'else,thatmakesarepastoflocoweed——whichasarooletheydon't,bein'postedinstinctifthatlocothata-wayisnobueno——goescrazy;whatwe-allintheSouthwestcalls'locoed。'
  "Whateverdoesthisyereplantresemble?Iain'tnosharponloco,butthebrandIencountersisgreen,bunchy,stiff,an'standstallerthanthegrassaboutit。An'itain'tallerstharwhenlookedfor,locoain't。It'soneoftheseyeremigratoryweeds;you'llseeitgrowin'abouttherangemebbyoneortwoseasons,an'thenitsorto'pullsitsfreight。Tharwontcomenomorelocoforyears。
  "Mostly,asIobservesprior,anamilesdisdainsloco,an'passesitupasbadmedicine。They'reorganizedwithanotionag'instit,sameasag'instrattlesnakesAn'asforthemlatterreptiles,youcantakeapreacher'shoss,foaledinthelapofcivilization,whoain'tseennothin'morebroadenin'thanthereg'larchurchservice,withnowan'thenarevival,an'yethe'sbornknowin'somuchaboutrattlesnakesinalltheirhein'ousness,thathe'llhunchhisbackan'gosoarin''wayupyonderatthefirstZizzz-z-z-z。
  "DocPeetsinformsmeoncewhenwecrossesupwithsomelocoweedoverbytheCowSprings,thatthar'stwoorthreebreedsofthismalignantvegetable。Hewritesdownformethescientificnameofthesortwegetsag'inst。Tharsheis。"
  AndmyfriendproducedfromsomerecessofagiganticpocketbookacardwhereonthelearnedPeetshadwrittenoxytropisLamberti。
  "That'swhatPeetssayslocois,"heresumed,asIhandedbackthecard。"Ofcourse,Idon'tgosurgin'offpronouncin'nosechwords;
  shorelynotinmixedcompany。Somegentmighttakeitpersonalan'
  resentit。ButIlikestopack'emabout,an'search'emoutnowan'
  then,jesttogazeonan'thinkwhatadeadcoldscientistDocPeetsis。He'sshorelythehighkyard;tharneveristhatdrug-sharpinthecowcountryinmydaywho'sfittopayforPeets'whiskey。
  Scientifican'eddicatedtoafeatheraige,Peetsis。"You-alloughterheardhimlayforoneofthemcliff-climbin',bone-huntin'
  stonec'llectorswhocomesoutfromWashin'tonfortheGov'ment。OneoftheseyeredeeppeoplestrikesWolfvilleononeofthemrock-