TheGreatWolfvilleStrike。
"No,sir,evenonderspuran'quirt,mymem'rycanonlycanterbacktooneuprisin'oflaborinWolfville;thatwasprinters。"
AtthistheOldCattlemanlookedundulysagacious,refreshedhimselfwithapuffortwoathispipe,andallwiththeairofonewhomight,didheseefit,considerthegravequestionsofcapitalandlaborwithanabilityequaltotheirsolution。Hisremarkwasgrowthofthestrikestoryofsomemillworkmen,toldglaringlyinthenewspaperheheldinhishands。
"Wolfvilleisnotatthattime,"hecontinued,"whatyou-allEastwouldcallaswirlin'vortexoftrade;stillshehashermarts。
Thar'sthecoppermines,theBirdCafeOp'ryHouse,theRedLight,theO。K。Restauraw,theDanceHall,theNewYorkStorean'sim'larhivesofcommerce。Whichondoubtedthebarkeepsisthehardestworkedfolksincamp,an'yetnoneof'emevergoesonthewarpathforshorterhoursorlongerpay,sofarasIhasnotice。Barkeepsthata-wayisalight-heartedbandan'cheerfulondertheirburdens。
OncewhenOldMontebringsthestageinlatebecauseofsomeboggin'
downhedoesoverataquicksandfordinthefoothills,ashorthornwhoarriveswithhimasapassengercomesedgin'intotheRedLight。
Bein'it'sfouro'clockinthemornin',thetenderfootseemsamazedatsechactivitiesasfaro-bank,an'high-ball,saiddevicesbein'
infullcareer;tosaynothin'oftheDanceHall,which'TempleofMirth,'asHamiltonwhoisproprietortharofnamesit,iswhoopin'
itupacrossthestreet。
"'Ain'tyouopenratherlate?'saystheshorthorn。Histonesisapol'getican'nooffenceistook。
"That'soneofthemgratefyin'thingsabouttheSouthwest。Thattemperateregiondon'tgopirootin''roundstrivin'torunitsbrandontothingsasinsultswherenoneain'tmeant。TheSouthwestropesonlyattheintention。Youmayevengosofarastoshootthewronggentinadarkenedway,an'aslongasyoupullsofftheplayinasperitofhonesty,an'thepartypluggeddon'thappentobeapop'laridol,abouttheworstyou'dgetwouldbeacautionfromtheStranglerstobemoreacc'rateinyourfeuds,sechisthefairmindednessan'tolerationofSouthwestsentiment。
"AsIsu'gests,thebarkeep,realizin'thatthestranger'sbluffarisesfromcur'osityratherthananynotionofwhatbooksportscalls'captiouscriticism,'feelsnoombrage。
"'Whatwasyou-allpleasedtoremark?'retortsthebarkeepasheslamshisnose-paintwheretheshorthorncangetaction。
"'Nothin','repliestheshorthorn,imbibin'ofhisfortydrops,"onlyitsorto'lookstomyonaccustomedeyelikethisdeadfallisopenratherlate。"
"'Whichsheissomelate,'admitsthebarkeep,ashesoftlyswabsthecounter;'whichitissomelatefornightbeforelast,butit'sjesttheshankoftheevenin'forto-night。'
"But,asIobservesabitbackonthetrail,Ineverdohearofanymurmurofresentmentonthepartofthetoilin'massesofthetown,saveintheoneinstancewhenthatbunchoflocoedprinterscapersoutan'defiestheeditoran'publisheroftheWolfvilleCOYOTE,thesamebein'thedailypaperoftheoutfit。
"Thisyereimprint,theCOYOTE,isdoneownedan'runbyColonelWilliamGreeneSterett。An'I'llpauserightyereforthedoublepurposeoftakin'adrinkan'sympathisin'withyouawholelotinnotknowin'theColonel。Younacherallyain'tasacootelyawareofthefactasIbe,butyoucangambleabloostackthatnotknowin'
ColonelSterettbordersonadeeprivation。Heisshorewise,theColonelis,an'whenitcomestobein'fullyinformedoneveryp'int,fromthevalyooofqueensupbeforethedrawtothepoliticaleffectoftheDeclarationofIndependence,he'sanevenbreakwithDocPeets。An'asI'veassertedfrequent——an'Idon'tpinchdownachip——DocPeet'sisthefinesteddicatedsharpinArizona。
"We-allwillpassupthetaleatthiscrisis,butI'lltellyoulaterabouthowColonelSterettcomesa-weavin'intoWolfvillethattimean'foundstheCoyote。It'senoughnowtoknowthatwhentheseyereprinterstakestoghost-dancin'thattime,theColonelhasbeeninourmidstcrowdin'hardonthehocksofayear,an'isheldinhighregyardbyOldAlanEnright,DocPeets,JackMoore,Boggs,Tutt,CherokeeHall,FaroNell,andothermoldersoflocalopinion,an'sorto'trailsinnextafterEnrightan'Peetsinpublicesteem。
TheColonelisshorelistenedtoan'heededatsechepocksasWolfvillesetsdownserioustothink。
"ThemprintersoftheColonel'sstampedesthemse'fsjestfollowin'
thelatter'smisonderstandin'withHuggins,whoconductstheBirdCageOp'ryHouse,an'whoasI'veallersmaintained,incitesthemmechanics,private,torebellion,asaschemeofrevengeontheColonel。Thetroublewhichbearsitsfinalfrooteinthislaboruprisin'islikethis。Huggins,asnoted,holdsdowntheBirdCageOp'ryHouseasmanager,an'whenlie'sdrunk——which,seein'thatHugginsisabiggersotthanOldMonte,isrightalongheallowshe'sa'Impressario。'Mebbyyousaveys'Impressario,'an'
experiencesnodifficultywiththesameasaterm,butBoggsan'
Tuttgoestothefringeofagunplaydispootin'aboutitsmeanin'
thetimeHugginsplaysitonthecampfirstasdeescriptifofhisgame。
"'AImpressarioisafiddler,'saysBoggs;`IcutsthetrailofoneintheStatesonce,ropeshimup,an'wehasashoreenoughtime。'
"'Sechobservations,'observesTutt,towhomBoggsvouchsafesthisinformation,'sechobservationsmakemetired。Theydisplaystheonlimitedabilityforignoranceofthehoomanmind。Boggs,Idon'twanttobedeemedinsultin',butyou-alloughtergotonight-schoolsome'ersontilyoulearnstheroodimentsoftheAmericanlanguage。"
"Whenthisyorecolloquyensooes,I'mawayonthespringround-up,an'tharfornotpresenttharat;butasgoodajedgeasJackMoore,insiststhattheremainderoftheconversationwouldhavecomeoffinthesmokeifhehadn't,inhiscapacityofmarshal,pulledhissix-shooteran'invokedBoggsan'Tutttoaca'mermood。
"Butspeakin'ofthisHugginsparty,Ineverlikeshim。Asidefromhisbein'mostlydrunk,which,nomatterwhatsomemaysayorthink,Iholdsimpairsagent'svalyooasasocialfactor,Hugginsisavariciousan'dotesonmoneytothep'intofbein'sordid。He'dgloatoveradollarlikeitwasacharlotteroose,Hugginswould。
So,asIsays,Iain'tfondofHuggins,an'takesnomorepleasureofhiscompanythanifhe'sawetdog。Still,thar'ssechathingasdooty;so,whenHugginscomeswanderin'wild-eyedintotheRedLightaboutfirstdrinktimeoneevenin',an'confidestomeinawhisperthatthar'sajackrabbitoutsidewhichhassworntotakehislife,an'isrightthenbushwhackin'aboutthedoorwaitin'toexecootethethreat,IcallsDocPeets,an'aidsintyin'Hugginsdownsothathisvisionscanbemetan'copedwithmedical。
"PeetsridesherdonHugginsforaboutaweek,an'atlasteffectshisrescoofromthathostilejackrabbitan'themcrimsonrattlesnakesan'blue-wingedbatsthathasj'ineddogswithitinitsattemptsag'inHuggins。Later,whenPeetssendshischarges,thisyereingrateHuggins——lovin'moneyasIstates——wantstosquar'
itwithaquartortwoofwhiskeychecksontheBirdCagebar。
Nacherally,Peetswavesasidesechignobleproffersasinsultstohisprofessionalstandin'。
"'An'youalldon'towemeasplinter,Huggins,'saysPeets,asheturnsdowntheprop'sitiontotakewhiskeychecksashisreward。
'We'lljestcallthemservicesofmineinsubdooin'yourdeliriumtreemorsacontreebution。ItshouldshorelyberemoonerationenoughtoknowthatI'vepreservedyoutotheWolfvillepublic,an'thatthecampcanstillboastthepossessionofthemeanestsportan'
profoundestdrunkardoutsideoftheTexasPanhandle。'
"Barnone,DocPeetsisthebitterestgent,verbal,thatevermakesamoccasintrackintheSouth-west。An'whileHugginsain'tpleasednone,themstrictureshastogo。Totaketopawin''roundforturmoilwithPeetswouldbeencroachin'ontotheediotic。Evenifheemergesalivefromsechcontroversies——an'it'sfourtoonehewouldn't;forPeets,who'sallersframedupwithabraceofderringers,isaboutasvividanenterpriseasWolfvilleaffords——
theStranglerswouldconvenewithOldManEnrightinthecha'r,an'
Hugginswouldn'tlastaslongasadrinkofwhiskey。Asitis,Hugginsgulpshisfeelin'san'offersnothin'inreturntoPeets'sremarks。
"No;ofcourseDocPeetsain'tthatdiffusiveinhisconfidencesastogosurgin'abouttellin'thisstorytoeverygenthemeets。It'sag'inrooleforphysiciansthata-waytogodraggin'theirlariats'roundpermiscusan'impartin'alltheyknows。You-allcanseeyourse'fthatifphysiciansisthatingenuous,itwouldprodooceallsortsoftroublesinthemostonlooked-forplacesan'mostonexpectedforms。No;Peetswouldn'tgivewaytoconductsoonbecomin'amedicinemanan'asport。Butrooleshastheirexceptions;ansoFeets,inoneofthemmomentsofsympathyan'
confidence,whichtwohighlyeddicatedgentsaftertheeighthdrinkisboundtofeelforeachother,relatestoColonelSterettconcernin'Hugginsan'hisperfidywiththemBirdCagechecks。
"Thisyereonbosomin'ofhimse'ftotheColonelain'tnonediscreetofPeets。TheColonelhasmanyexcellencies,butkeepin'secretsain'tamong'em;nonewhatever。TheColonelisdeevoidoftalentsforsecrets,an'sothenextdayheprintsthisyereoutrageonderaderisiveheadlinetouchin'Huggins'froogality。
"Hugginsdon'tgradeover-highfornervean'isalongwayfrombein'cleanstraingame;buthefiggers,soIallersreckons,thattheColonelain'tnothunderboltofwarhimse'f,sowhenhereadsastohiman'Peetsan'themtreemorsan'thewhiskeychecks,hestartsintodrinkan'discussabouthishonor,an'givesitouthe'llhaverevenge。
"It'sthebarkeepattheRedLightpostsColonelSterettastothemperils。AMexicancomestrackin'alongintotheColonel'sroominthesecondstory——whathecallshis'sanctum'——withanote。It'sfromthebarkeepan'readslikethis:
REDLIGHTSALOON。
DEARCOLONEL:——
Hugginsisinheretankin'upan'makin'warmedicine。He'spackin'
twoguns。Hesayshe'sgoingtoplugyouforthatpiece。Icankeephimhereanhour。Meanwhile,heelyourse'f。I'llhavehimsodrunkbythetimeheleavesthatheoughttobeeasy。
Yourssincerely,BLACKJACK。
P。S。BettersendovertotheExpressCompanyforoneofthemshot-
guns。Buckshot,thata-way,isacinch;an'ifyou'realeetlenervousitdon'tmakenodifference。B。J。
"Aboutthetimethe10-gaugecomesovertotheColonel,withthecomplimentsoftheWells-FargoExpress,an'twentyshellsholdin'
twenty-onebuck-shottotheshell,DocPeetshimse'fcomessa'nterin'intothesanctum。
"'You-alloughtnevertohaveprintedit,Colonel,'saysPeets;'I'mplumbchagrinedoverthatexposureofHuggins。'
"'Don'tyoureckon,Doc,'saystheColonel,sorto'coaxin'theplay,'ifyouwastogodowntotheRedLightan'saytothisinebriatedmiscreantthatyoumakesgood,itwouldsteadyhimdownawholelot?'
"'IfIwastotakesechstepsasyouurges,Colonel,'saysPeets,'itwouldcomeouthowIgivesawaythesecretsofmypatients;itwouldhurtmyp'sition。Onthelevel!Colonel,I'damightysightsooneryou'dbeefHuggins。'
"'Butseeyere,Doc,'remonstratestheColonel,wipin'offthewateronhisfore'ead,'murderisnewtome,an'Ishrinksfromit。
Anotherthing——Idon'tthirsttodonofiveortenyearsatLeavenworthfordownin'Huggins,an'allonaccountofyoudeclinin'
whiskeychipsasahonorariumforthemservices。'
"'Itain'tnoquestionofLeavenworth,'arguesPeets;'sechthoughtsisfigments。Yere'showit'llbe。Hugginscomeschargin'up,hungerin'forblood。You-allisr'aredbackyerewiththat10-gauge,allorganized,an'youcoldlydownshim。Tharain'tnojury,an'
tharain'tnoVigilanceCommittee,inArizona,who'sgoin'tocarpatthatalittlebit。Besides,he'sthatornery,thegamelawisoutonHugginsan'hasbeenforsometime。Asforanyresktoyourse'f,personal,fromHuggins;why!Colonel,yousnapsyourfingerstharat。
YouhearsHugginsonthestairs;an'yougiveshimbothbarrelsthesecondheshowsinthedoor。It'sasplainasmonte。BeforeHugginscandeclar'himse'f,Colonel,he'syours,toodeadtoskin。It'ssechashorething,'concloodesPeets,'that,afterall,sinceyou'remerelyoutforsafety,I'dgethiminthewing,an'letitgoatthat。Oncehisarmisgone,itwon'tbenotroubletoreasonwithHuggins。'
"'Don'ttalktomeaboutnoarms,'retortstheColonel,stillmoppin'hisfeachersplentydesperate。'Iain'tgoin'todonofancyshootin'。IfHugginsshowsupyere,youcanputdownayellowstackonit,I'llbusthimwherehelooksbiggest。Hugginsisgoin'totakeallthechancesofthisembroglio。'
"ButHugginsneverarrives。It'sDanBoggswhoabateshiman'
assoomesthepressurefortheColonel。BoggsisgratefuloversomecomplimentstheColonelpayshimintheCoyotetheweekprevious。
It'srightinthemidstofHuggins'prep'rationsforbloodthatBoggshappensuponhimintheRedLight。
"'Seeyere,Huggins,'saysBoggs,assoonaseverhegetstheImpressario'sgrievancestraightinhismind,'you-allisfollowin'
offthewrongwagontrack。TheColonelain'tyourproperpreyatall;it'sme。IcontreebutesthatpieceintheCoyoteaboutyouplayin'itlowonPeetsmyse'f。'
"HugginsgazesatBoggsan'neveruttersaword;Boggsistoomanyforhim。
"'WhichI'mthelastsport,'observesBoggsafterapause,`toputalimitonthereccreationsormeddlewiththepicnicsofanygent,butthisyerevoylenceofyours,Huggins,hasgonetoofar。I'mobleegedtosay,tharfore,thatonlessyouaimstofurnishthepainfulspectacleofmebendin'agunoveryourhead,youhadbettersinkintosilencean'pullyourfreight。I'maslow,hardteamtostart,Huggins,'saysBoggs,'butonceIgoesintothecollar,I'mirresist'ble。'
"Hugginsdon'tknowmuch,butheknowsBoggs;an'so,followin'
Boggs'remarks,Hugginsupsan'ceasestoclamorfortheColonelrightthar。Lambsisbellig'rentcomparedwithHuggins。Thebarkeep,intheinterestsofpeace,cutsinontheplaywiththenewsthatthedrinksisonthehouse,an'withthattheeepisodecomestoaclose。
"Nowyou-allhasmostlikelybeguntomarvelwherethemlaborstrugglescomesbuttin'in。We'rewithinropin'distancenow。It'snotmadecl'ar,but,asIremarksprior,IallersfeltlikeHugginsisthebugonderthechipwhenthemprintersgetshostilethattimean'leavestheagency。Hugginsain'tfeebleenoughmentaltobelieveforamomentBoggswritesthatpiece。ThefactthatBoggscan'tevenwritehisownname——bein'onfortunatelywantin'utterlyineddication——isofitse'fenoughtobreeddoubts。Still,Idon'tondervalueHugginsnoneinlayin'downtoBoggs,thattimeBoggsallowshe'stheauthor。Withnothin'atstakemorethanafact,an'
nomoneyupnornothin',heshorelywouldn'tbejestifiedincontendin'withagentofBoggs'extravagantimpulses,an'whoisbornwiththetheerythatsix-shootersisargyments。
"But,asIwasobservin',HugginsisnomoremisledbythembluffsofBoggsthanheislikelytogiveuphisthoughtsofrevengeontheColonel。Bein'headedofffromlayin'fortheColoneldirect——forBoggsremindshimatclosin'that,havin'assertedhispersonalrespons'bilityforthatpiece,he'lltakeitasaffrontsifHugginspersistsingoin'projectin''roundforColonelSterett——thar'snodoubtinmymindthatHugginsgoestoslyin'about,an'jumpin'
sidewaysatthemprintersonthequiet,anfillin''emupwithnose-
paintan'notionsthatthey'rewrongedinequalquantities。An'
Hugginsgetsresults。
"WhichtheColonelpaysoffhisfiveprinterseveryweek。It'smebbythesecondSaturdayaftertheHugginstrouble,an'theColonelisjestfinishedmeasurin'upthe'strings,'ashecalls'em,an'
disbursin'thedinero。Atthefinish,thehead-printerstiffensup,an'thefourothersfallsbackapacean'looksplentyhard。
"'Colonel,'saysthehead-printer,'we-allsendsontothenationalcouncil,winsoutacharter,an'organizesourse'fsintoaunion。
You'reyerebynotifiedweclaimsunionwages,thesamebein'forty-
fivecentouseathousandemsfromnowontilfurtherorders。'
"'Jim,'retortstheColonel,'whatyouan'yournobleassistantsdemandsatmyhands,goes。FromnowIpaystheunionschedoole,thesamebein'fivecentsathousandemsmorethanformer。TheCoyoteasyetisnotself-supportin',butthatshallnotaffectthisplay。I
havesofarmadeupdeeficienciesbydraw-poker,whichIfindstobefairlysoftan'certaininthiscamp,an'yoursu'gestionsofaraisemerelymeansthatI'vegottosetupaleetlelaterinagame,an'beatriflemoreremorselessonashorehand。WharforeIyieldstoyourrequestswithpleasure,asIsaysprior。'
"It'smightylikelyColonelSterettacquiescesinthemdemandstooquick;theprintersisledtothethoughtthathe'sassimpletoworkasaWinchester。It'shoomannaturetobrandasmanycalvesasyoucan,an'sonoone'ssurprisedwhen,twoweekslater,themvoraciousprinterscomesfrontin'upformore。Thehead-printerstiffensup,an'thefourothersassoomeseyesofiron,sameasbefore,an'thepowwowre-opensasfollows:
"'Colonel,'saystherangebossfortheprinters,whiletheothersstandslookin'an'listenin'likecattlewiththeiry'earsallfor'ard,'Colonel,thechapel'shadameetin',an'we-allhasdecidedthatyou'vegottomakebackpaymentsatunionratesforthelastsixmonths,whichiswhenwesendsbacktotheStatesforthatcharter。Thewholethrowistwelvehundreddollars,ortwohundredandfortyagent。Noonewantstocrowdyourhand,Colonel,an'ifyoudon'tjesthappentohavesaidtwelvehundredinyourwar-bags,weallowsyouoneweektojump'roundan'rustleit。'
"ButtheColonelturnsoutbad,an'showshecanprotecthimse'fatprintin'sameashecanatpoker。Hewhirlsonthemsharpslikeamountainlion。
"'Gents,'saystheColonel,'you-allisupag'instit。Idon'tcarenoneifthecathedral'shadameetin',Ideclinestobowtoyourclaims。AsIstatesbefore,Iobtainsthemoneytoconductthisyerejournalbyplayin'poker。NowIcan'tplaynoexpostfactopoker,norgetinonanyrectroactivehands,whichofitse'fdisplaysyourattitoodeonthiso'casionasonjust。Whatyou-allasksisrefoosed。'
"'Seeyere,Colonel,'saysthehead-printer,beginnin'toarchhisbacklikehe'sgoin'tobucksome,'don'tputonnospurstoconversewithus;an'don'tthinktostampedeusnonewiththemLatinbluffsyoumakes。YoueitherpaysunionratessinceFebruary,orwegoesp'intin'outforastrike。'
"'Strike!'saystheColonel,an'histonesisdecisive,'strike,saysyou!Whichifyou-allwillwaittillIgetsmycoat,I'llstrikewithyou。'
"Tharupontheentirepassel,theColonelan'themfiveprinters,comesovertotheRedLight,takesadrinkontheColonel,an'
dispersesthemse'fsonthestrike。OfcourseWolfvillelooksonsomeamazedatthisyerelabormovement,butdeclar'sitse'fnootral。
"'Leteverygentskinhisowneel,'saysEnright;'thesamebein'afav'riteproverbbackinTennesseewhenI'mayooth。ThiscollisionbetweenColonelSterettan'themfreean'independentprintershehasinhisherdisshorelywhatmaybecalledaprivategame。Thar'snoreasonan'nocallforthecamptobeheard。What'syouridea,Doc?'
"'Iyooniteswithyouinthemstatements,'saysPeets。'Whilemypersonalsymp'thiesiswithColonelSterettinthisinvolvement,asyetthesityooationoffersnoreasonforthepublictosaddleupan'
gotoridin''roundtharin。'
"'Don'tyou-allthink,'saysBoggs,appealin'toEnright,'don'tyoureckonnowifmean'Tuttan'JackMoore,allcasooallike,wastotakeourgunsan'gocuttin'upthedustaboutthemoccasinsofthemmalcontentprinters——merelyinourprivatecapacity,Imeans——itwouldhe'psolvethisyeredeadlockawholelot?'Boggsisaheapheadlongthata-way,an'likin'theColonel,nacherallyhe'seagertotakehisend。
"'Boggs,'repliesEnright,an'histonesissterntothevergeofbeingferocious;'Boggs,onlessyouwantsthelaw-abidin'elementtohangyouinhobbles,youhadbetterholdyourse'finmoresubjection。Moreover,whatyouproposesischildish。Ifyouwastoappearinthemidstofthisindustr'alexcitement,an'taketoromancin''roundasyousu'gests,you'dchaseeveryoneoftheseyereprintersplumbofftherange。Whichthey'dhitafewhighplacesinthelandscapean'begoneforgood。ThentheColonelnevercouldgetoutthatCoyotepapernomore。LettheColonelfillhishandan'playithisownway。I'llbet,an'goasfarasyoulike,thatifwe-allturnsourbacksonthis,an'don'ttaketopesterin'
eitherside,theColonelhasthempartiesallbackinthecorralag'ininsideofaweek。'
"OldManEnrightisright,sameasheeveris。It'saboutfourthdrinktimeintheevenin'ofthesecondday。ColonelSterett,who'sbeenconsoomin'hislickeratintervalsnottoolongapart,isseatedintheRedLightinareelaxedmood。He'ssayin'toBoggs,whohasbeenfaithfulathiselbowfromthefirst,soastokeepuphissperits,thathelooksonthisstrikeasaffordin'himamuch-
neededrest。
"'An'fromthestandp'intofrest,Dan,'observestheColoneltoBoggsasthebarkeepbringsthemfreshglasses,'Ireallywelcomesthisdifferencewiththemblacksmithsofmine。Ishorelyneedsthislay-off;literatoorthata-way,Dan,an'partic'lardailypaperliteratooroftheelevatedcharacterI'vebeensawin'offonthiscampintheCoyote,isfa-tiguin'tothelimit。Whenthemmisguidedpartiessurrenderstheirabsurddemands——an'betweenus,Dan,I
smellsHugginsinthisan'expectstolayforhimlatertharfor——I
say,whentheseobtooseprintersgivesup,an'returnstotheir'llegiance,I'llassoomethetripodlikeagiantrefreshed。'
"'That'swhatever!'saysBoggs,coincidin'withtheColonel,thoughheain'tnoneshoreastohisdrift。
"'I'llberecooperated,'continuestheColonel,sloppin'outanotherdrink;'I'llbeanewmanwhenItakesholdag'in,an'willmaketheCoyote,evertheleadin'mediumoftheSouthwest,asstrongan'
invincibleasfourkingsan'aace。'
"It'satthisp'intthefivewho'sonthewarpathcomesintotheRedLight。Thehead-printer,lookin'apol'getican'dejected,j'insBoggsan'theColonelwheretheysits。
"'Colonel,'observesthehead-printer,'thechapel'shadanothermeetin';an'theshortan'thelongis,theboyskindo'figgerthey'reonjustinthemdemandsforbackpay——sorto'overplaystheirhands,They'vedecided,Colonel,thatyou'redeadright;an'I'myerenowtosaywe'resorry,an'we'llallgobackan'openupan'
gettheCoyoteoutag'ininold-timeform。'
"'Haveadrink,Jim,'saystheColonel,an'hisfacehasacloudofregretsontoit;'takefourfingersofthisred-eyean'cheerup。
You-allassoomestoosombreaviewofthiscontention。'
"'I'mobleegedtoyou,Colonel,'repliesthehead-printer;'butI
don'tmuchcaretodrinknonebeforetheboys。Theyain'tgotnobank-rollan'nocreditlikeyouhas,Colonel——that'swhatmakesthemseetheirerrors——an'theplaintroothistheyain'thadnothin'todrinkfortwenty-fourhours。That'swhyIdon'ttakenothin'。Itwouldshoreseeminvidiousformetobesettin'yereh'istin'inmynose-paint,an'myporecomradeslookin'he'plesslyon;that'swhatever!I'mtoomuchafriendoflabortodoit,Colonel。'
"'What!'saysBoggs,quitewroughtup;'doyou-allmeantotellmethemonhappysportsain'thadadrinksinceyesterday?It'sastainonthecamp!Whoopee,barkeep!seewhatthemgentswillhave;an'
keepseein'whatthey'llhaveendoorin'thisconference。'
"'Jim,'saystheColonel,mightyreluctant,'ain'tyou-allabandonin'yourp'sitionprematoor?Thar'ssomethin'dootoaprinciple,Jim。I'dratherlookedforacontinyooationofthisestrangementforawhileatleast。I'dshoretaketimetoconsideritbeforeeverI'dletthisstrikec'llapse。'
"'That'sallright,Colonel,'saysthehead-printer,'aboutc'llapsin';an'Ionderstandsyourfeelin'san'symp'thisestharwith。ButI'veexplainedtoyouthefinancialconditionofthismovement。Tharstandstheboys,pourin'inthefirstfire-waterthathaspassedtheirlipsforaday。An'youknows,Colonel,nogent,norsetofgents,canconductstrikestoasuccessfulissuewithoutwhiskey。'
"'But,Jim,'pleadstheColonel,whohatestocomeoffhisvacation,'ifIfixestheRedLightsayforfifteendrinksall'roundeachday,don'tyoureckonyoucanprevailonthemrecalcitrantprinterstoputthisreeconciliationoffaweek?'
"However,Enright,whoatthisp'intcomestrailin'in,takesupthehead-printer'sside,an'showstheColonelit'shisdooty。
"'YouowesittotheWolfvillepublic,Colonel,'saysEnright。'TheCoyotehasnowbeensuppressedtwodays。We-allhasbeendeprivedofourdailyenlightenmentan'ourintellectsisboggin'down。FortwoentiredaysWolfvillehasbeenindarknessastoworldlyevents,an'
isrightnowknockin''roundintheproblemofexistencelikeablinddoginameatshop。Yourattitoodeofdelay,Colonel,isimpossible;thepublicrequestsyourreturn。Ifyouain'tbackattheCoyoteofficeto-morrymornin'byseconddrinktime,dealin'
yourwontedgame,Iwouldn'tondertaketostatewhatshapeajestpop'larresentmentwillassoome。'
"'An',ofcourse,'observestheColonelwithasigh,'whenyou-allputsitinthatloocidan'convincin'way,Enright,thar'snomoretobesaid。Thestrikeisnowoveran'thelastkyarddealt。Jim,youan'mean'themprinterswillreturntothevineyardofourefforts。Thisover-workmaybeonderminin'me,butWolfvilleshallnotcalltomeinvain。'"
CHAPTERII
TheGrindingofDaveTutt。
"Yes,"saidtheOldCattleman,ashetookoffhissombreroandcontemplatedtherattlesnakebandwhichenvironedthecrown,"cow-
punchersisqueerpeople。Theyneedsaheapofwatchin'an'herdin'。
IknowedonebythenameofStevensondownontheTurkeyTrack,asmeritsplentyoflookin'after。ThisyereStevensonain'texactlyornery;butbein'restless,an'withadisp'sitiontobeemphaticwheneverhe'sfillin'himse'fup,keepin'youreyeonhimisgood,safejedgment。Heispublic-sperited,too,an'sometimestakeslotsofpainstopleasefolksan'bepop'lar。
"Irecallsoncewhenwe'rebringin'upabeefherdfromthePanhandlecountry。We'reag'inthesouthbankoftheArkansaw,tryin'tothrowtheherdacross。Thar'sabridge,butthenatifsallowsit'splentyweak,sowe'remakin'theherdswim。Steveispostedatthemouthofthebridge,toturnbackanyloosecattlethattakesanotiontotryan'crossthata-way。Thar'snothin'muchtoengageSteve'sfaculties,an'he'sa-settin'onhisbronco,an'
bothismightynearasleep。Somewomenpeople——fromthefarEast,I
reckons——asiscampedintown,comesoveronthebridgetoseeuscrosstheherd。They'velinedoutclostuptoSteve,a-leanin'oftheiryoungEasternchinsonthetoprail。
"'WhichIdon'tregyardthismuch,'saysoneyoungwoman;'thar'snothrillintoit。Whyeverdon'ttheydosomethin'excitin'?'
"Steveobserveswithchagrinthatthisyereladyisdispleased;an',ashecan'tfiggernothin'elseoutquicktoentertainher,hegivesawhoop,slamshissix-shooteroffintothescenery,sockshisspursintothepony,an'hopshimse'foverthesideofthebridgeawholelotintotheshallowwaterbelow。Thejumpissometwentyfeetan'
buststhepony'slaigsliketoothpicks;alsoitbreaksSteve'scollarbonean'disperseshisfeachers'roundsomefreean'frightfulonaccountofhissorto'lightin'onhisface。
"Well,weshootsthepony;an'Steveridesinthegrubwagonfourorfivedaysrecooperatin'。It'sjestthemercyofhellhedon'tbreakhisneck。
"'Whateverdoyoujumpofffor?'IasksStevewhenhe'scomin'
'round。
"'WhichIperformssaidequestrianismstoamoosethatshe-shorthornwhoiscussin'usout。'saysSteve'Iain'tpermittin'forhertogobacktotheStates,malignin'ofuscow-men。'
"Stevegetshimse'fdownedayearafter,an'strikesoutfornewrangesintheskies。He'soverontheupperRedRiverwhenhegetscreased。He'ssettin'intoapokergame。
"Steveneveroughtergamblednone。Heisagoodcow-boy——splendidround-uphand——an'candohisday'sworkwithropeorironinabrandin'penwithanybody;butcomin'righttocases,hedon'tknownomoreaboutplayin'pokerthanhedoesaboutpreachin'。Actooally,he'dbacktwopa'rlikethar'snorecordoftheirbein'beat。Thisyere,ofcourse,leadstofrequentpoverty,butitdon'tconfernowisdomonSteve。
"Onthiso'casion,whentheyshipsStevefortherealmsoflight,oneoftheboysgetsatrey-full;Stevebeingpossessedofaheartflush,nineatthehead。Intwominuteshedon'thaveevenhisblanketsleft。
"Afterhe'sbroke,Steveh'istsinadrinkortwoan'sours'roundawholelot;an'jestasthetrey-fullboygetsintohissaddle,Stevecomesroamin'alongupan'hailshim。
"'Pard,'saysSteve,aheapgloomy,'I'vebeentryin'toschoolmyse'ftob'arit,butitdon'tgo。Tharfore,I'myeretosayyoustealsthatpa'rofkingsascompletedmyrooin。Comin'tothemdecisions,I'mgoin'tocallonyouforthatbric-a-bracIlose,an'
Ilookstogainsomefav'rablereplies。'
"'Oh,youdo,doyou!'saysthetrey-fullboy。'Whichyou-allisaheaptoosanguine。DoyoureckonIgivesupthefrootesofatrey-
full——ashardahandtoholdasthatis?YoucangotentooneI
won't:notthisround-up!Sechrequestsispreepost'rous!'
"'Don'twaxflippantaboutthisyererobbery,saysSteve。'It'senoughtobeplunderedwithoutbein'insultedbygayeties。Now,whatIsaysisthis:EitherIgetsmystuff,orIseversourrelationswithagun。'An'tharuponStevepullshispistolan'takesholdofthetrey-fullboy'sbridle。"'Ifthar'sonethingmakesmemorewearythananother,'saysthetrey-fullboy,'it'sagunplay;an'
toavoidsechexhibitionsIfreelyreturnsyourplunder。Butyouan'
medon'tplaykyardsnomore。'
"Whereupon,thetrey-fullboygetsoffhishoss,an'Steve,allowin'
thedebateisclosed,putsuphisgun。Steveispreematoor。Thenextsecond,'bang!'goesthetrey-fullboy'ssix-shooter,thebulletgetsSteveintheneck,withthemheavenlyresultsIyeretoforeonfolds,an'atfirstdrinktimethatevenin'wehasahastybutsuccessfulfooneral。
"'Idon'treckon,'saysWatPeacock,whoisrangeboss,'thar'sneedofhavin'anylaw-suitsaboutthisyerekillin'。IknowsSteveforlongan'likeshim。ButI'myeretoannouncethatthemideeshefostersconcerinin'thevalyooofpokerhands,onreasonablean'
plumbextrav'gantastheyshorelyis,absolootelypreecloodedSteve'sreachin'tooldage。An'Stevehaswarnin's。OncewhenhetriestogethislifeinsureddowninAustin,he'srefoosed。
"'"Inafive-handgame,tablestakes,whatisapairofacesworthbeforethedraw?"isoneofthemquestionsthatcompanyasks。
"'"Tablestakes?"saysSteve。"Everychipyou'vegot。"
"'"Thatsettlesit,saysthecompany;"wedon'twantnosechresk。
Tharneverissechrecklessness!Youwon'tliveayear;you'reluckytobealiverightnow。"An'theydeclinestoinsureSteve。'
"However,"continuedmyfriendmusingly,"I'vebeenputtin'ituptomyself,thatmightylikelyIdoeswrongtotellyoutheseyeretales。Whichyou'reignorantofcowfolks,an'formetogoonloadin'ofsechrevelationsmebbygivesyouimpressionsthat'saloterroneous。NowIreckonsfromthatoneeepisodeyouhalffiggerscowpeopleismorosean'ferociousasabunch?"
Astheoldgentlemangavehistonestheinflectionofinquiry,I
hastenedtointerposediversflatteringdenials。Hisrecitalshadinspiredanadmirationforcowmenratherthanthereverse。
Thissettingforthofmyapprovalpleasedhim。HegavemehiswordthatIinnosortassumedtoomuchinthematter。Cowmen,heasserted,werealight-heartedbrood;over-cheerful,perhaps,attimes,andseekingamusementinwaysbeyondtheunderstandingoftheEast;butsafe,upright,andofsplendidgenerosity。Eagertocorrectwithinmeanymal-effectsofthetragedyjusttold,herecalledthestoryofaTucsondayofmerryrelaxationwithDaveTutt。Heopinedthatitfurnishedapictureofthepeopleofcowsinlighter,brightercolors,andsogavemedetailswithasketchygladness。
"Whichyou'reacc'rateinthemthoughts,"hesaid,referringtomywordthatIheldcowfolktobeengagingcharacters。Afterelevatinghisspiritwithaclove,Hewentforward。"Tharain'tmuchpawan'
bellowtoacowboy。Speakin'gen'ral,an'notallowin'fortheminflooenceswhichdisturbsnone——Iadvertstomescalan'monte,an'
sechabnormalities——he'spassivean'easy;nomoreharmintohimthanajackrabbit。
"Ofcoursehehashismoodstobemerry,an'mebbythar'shourswhenhe'sgaytothep'intofover-play。Buthisheart'sasstraightasariflebar'leverytime。
"It'sadayIputsinwithDaveTuttwhichmakeswhattheseyerelaw-sharpscalls'acaseinp'int,'an'whichIrelateswithoutreserve。Itgivesyousomenotionofhowacowboy,havin'aleesurehour,onbucklesan'ishappynacheral。
"ThisyereispriortoDaveweddin'TucsonJennie。I'mpirootin'
'roundTucsonwithDaveatthetime,Dave'sworkin'asmallbunchofcattle,'wayoverneartheCowSprings,an'isinTucsonforarest。
We'vebeensloshin''roundtheOrientalallday,findin'newvirchoosinthewhiskey,an'amoosin'ourse'fsatourownexpense,whenaboutfifthdrinktimeintheevenin'Daveallowshe'ssomesickofsechrevels,an'concloodshe'llp'intoutamongthe'dobys,sorto'explorin'thingsupalot。Whichwetharupongoesinconcert。
"Iain'tfrothin'atthemouthnonetogomyse'f,notseein'
reelaxationinpokin'aboutpermiscusamongapasselofMexicans,an'meloathin'of'emfrombirth;butIgoes,aimin'torideherdonDave。Whichhisdisp'sitionissomefreean'various;an'bein'
amongMexicans,thata-way,he'sliabletomixhimse'fintotrouble。
NotthatDaveisbad,nonewhatever;butbein'sevenoreightdrinkswinner,an'ofthatOrientalwhiskey,too,itbroadenshiman'makeshimfeelfriendly,an'deloodeshimintoclaimin'acquaintancewithpeopleheneverdoesknow,an'refoosin'toonderstandhowtheyshowssymptomsofdoubt。Sowecapersalong;Davewarblin''TheDeathofSamBass'inthecoyotekey。
"Thesenorasan'senoritas,hearin'therow,wouldlookoutan'
smile,an'Davewouldwavehisbighatan'whoopfromglee。Ifhestartstoward'em,aimin'forapowwow——whichhedoesfrequent,bein'amightyamiablegentthata-way——theycarolsforthasquawkimmediatean'shetsthedoor。Davegoeson。Mebbyhegivesthedoorakickortwo,a-proclaimin'ofhisdiscontent。
"Allatonce,whilewe'reprowlin'uponeofthemspaciousalleysaMexicanthinksisastreet,wecomesuponaEytalianwithamusicoutfitwhichhe'sgrindin'。Thisyeremusicain'tsobad,an'I
hearsaheapworsestrains。AssoonasDaveseeshimhetriestofiggeronadance,butthe'localtalent'declinestodancewithhim。
"'Inwhichevent,'saysDave,'Iplaysalonehand。"
"SoDaveputsupasmalldance,likeaNavajo,accompanyin'ofhimse'fwithoutcriessameasaInjun。ButtheEytaliandon'tplayDave'skindofmusic,an'thebaileecomestoahalt。
"'Whateveristhematterwiththisyeretune-box,anyhow?'saysDave。'Gimmethemusicforagreen-corndance,an'don'tmakenodelay。'"'Thisyeregentcan'tplaynogreen-corndance,'Isays。
"'Hecan't,can'the?'saysDave;'waittillheropesatitonce。I
knowsthisgentofyore。ImeetshimtwoyearsagoinElPaso;whichmean'himshorelyshakesupthatvillage。'
"'Whateverishisname,then?'Iasks。
"'AntonioMarino,'saystheEytalian。
"'Merino?'saysDave;'that'sright。Irecallsit,'causeitmakesmethinkatthejumphe'sasheepman,an'Igetsplumbhostile。'
"'Ineverseesyou,'saystheEytalian。
"'Yesyoudo,'saysDave;'youjestthinkyoudidn'tseeme。Wedrinkstogether,an'goesoutan'shootsupthecamp,arman'arm。'
"ButtheEytalianinsistshenevermeetsDave。ThismakesDaveuglyalot,an'beforeIgetstobuttinan'stopit,heoutswithhissix-shooter,an'putsaholeintothemusic-box。'
"'TheseyeretunesIhearssofar,'saysDave,'istoofrivolous;I
figgersthatoughtersober'emdownawholelot。'
"WhenDaveshoots,theEytalianpartyheavesthestrapofhishewgagoverhishead,an'flies。Davegrabsthemusic-box,keepin'itfromfallin',an'thenbeginsturnin'thecranktotryit。Itplaysallright,onlyeverynowan'thenthar'saholeintothemelodylikeit'slostatooth。
"'Thisyere'sgoodenoughforadog!'saysDave,a-twistin'awayonthehandle。'Where'sthisyereMerino?Whateveristhematterwiththatshorthorn?Whydon'thestandhishand?'
"ButMerinoain'tnoomerousnomore;soDaveallowsit'sashametoletitgothata-way,an'Mexicanssufferin'formelody。Withthathestrapsonthetune-box,an'roams'roundfromone'dobytoanother,turnin'itloose。
"'HowlongdoesMerinodealhistunes,'saysDave,'beforehec'llects?However,Imakesnewroolesforthegame,rightyere。I
playsthesecadencesfiveminutes;an'thenIgetsactionon'emforfive。IsplitsevenwiththeseMexicans,whichisshorelyfair。'
"SoDavetwistsawayforfiveminutes,an'mea-timin'ofhim,an'
thenleansthehewgagupag'ina'doby,an'startsintomakearound-up。He'lltackleahousehold,sorto'terrorisin'at'emwithhisgun;an'tharuponthemembersgetsthatgeneroustheyevennegotiatesloansan'thruststhemproceedsonDave。That'sright;
they'rethatambitioustodonate。
"Onetimeherunsuponabandoftenderfeet,who'sskallyhootin'
'round;an'theycomesupan'bendstheiry'earsa-while。They'returnin'togojestbeforec'llectin'time。
"'Holdon,'saysDave,pickin'uphisColt'soffenthetopofthehewgag;'don'tgetcoldfeet。WhichI'veseenpeopleturnthatkyardinchurch,butyoubetyoudon'tjumpnogameofminethata-way。
You-alllineupag'inthewalltharontilItuckstheblanketsinonthisyereoutbreakinFflat,an'I'llbewithyou。'
"WhenDavewindsup,hegoesalongthelineofthemtremblin'
towerists,an'theycontreebutes'levendollars。
"'Theyaimstogostampedin'offwiththemnocturnes,an''peggios,an'arias,an'neversaynothin','saysDave;'buttheycan'tworknotwistlikethat,an'mea-ridin'herd;nonewhatever。'
"Davecarriesonsim'larforthreehours;an'whatonsplits,an'
whatonbetshewins,he'soverahundreddollarsahead。Butatlasthe'splumbfatigued,an'allowshe'llquitan'callitaday。Sohepacksthetom-tomdowntoFranklin'soffice。FranklinismarshalofTucson,an'Daveturnsoverthelayoutan'themoney,an'tellsFranklintoroundupMerinoan'enrichhimtharwith。
"'WhereisthisyereDago?'saysFranklin。
"'HoweverdoIknow?'saysDave。'LastInotesofhim,he'scanterin'offamongthescenerylikeantelopes。'
"It'satthisp'intMerinocomestoview。Hestartsintobeaheapdejectedaboutthatbullet;butwhenhegetsDave'sdonationthata-
way,hishopesrevives。Hebeginstoregyarditasaheapgoodscheme。
"'Butyou'llhavetocirkleuptothealcalde,Tutt,'saysFranklin。
'Iain'tshorenoneyouain'tbeenbreakin'somelaw。'
"Davegrumbles,an'allowsTucsonisgettin'aheaptoostaidforhim。
"'It'sgettin'so,'saysDave,'afreeAmericancitizendon'tobtainnoencouragements。YereIputsinhalfaday,amassin'wealthforaforeigngentwhoissettin'inbadluck;an'elevatin'Mexicans,whoshorelyneedsit,an'forafinishI'mlaidforbythemarshallikeafelon。'
"Well,we-allgoessurgin'overtothealcalde's。Franklin,Davean'
thealcaldedoesaheapofpokin'abouttoseewhatevercrimes,ifany,Dave'sdone。Whichtheygetsbythecaptureofthehewgag,an'
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