"'Thisyeremeetin','saysEnright,meanwhilebeatin'withthebuttofhissix-shooteronthepoker-table,'issomesuddenan'
permiscus;buttheobjectsiseasyan'plain。We-allsconvenesourse'fstoconsiderthephysicalconditionofthispartyfromYallerhouse,whichreportsaysislocoedan'can'ttalknoneforhimself。Tomakethisinquiryasuccess,we-allsoughterseethisYallerhousegent;an'astharisfewerofhimthanofus,Iapp'intsJackMoore,DanBoggs,an'ShortCreekDave,acommittee,ofthree,tobringhimbeforeusinabody。Pendin'thereturnofthecommitteethemeetin'willtakeadrinkwiththechair。'
"Inaboutnotimebackcomestheoutfit,packin'theYallerhousemanalleasyenoughinablanket,an'spreadshimoutonthefloor。Helookssorterred'roundinspots,likesomethin'sbeenstingin'ofhim,butit'sevident,asBoggssays,he'slocoed。Helaysthar,rollin'hiseyesan'carryin'ontohimse'f,buthedon'taddressthechairoroffertotakenopartinthemeetin'。Enrightquaffshisdrinkallslowan'dignified,an'gazesattheYallerhousemanonthefloor。
"'Well,gents,'saysEnrightatlast,settin'downhisglass,an'
givin'thepoker-tablealittletapwithhisgun,'yere'stheparty,an'thequestionisnow:"What'shegot?"DoIhearanyremarks?'
"'Bein'inthelines,MisterPres'dent,'saysBoggs,'ofpreviousassertion,an'forthepurposeofbringin'thequestionsquar'
beforethishouse,InowmovesyouthisyereYallerhousepartyhasthesmallpox。Iain'taimin'hereinatplayin'itlowonTutt,an'
su'geststhatthechair,inputtin'thequestion,alsoinformsthemeetin'astothemwagers;whichthemoneytharofisnowinthewar-
bagsofthebarkeep。Ibelievesingivin'everygentallnecessarylightwhereintomakeuphismind;an',asIsays,toopenthegamealllogical,Iag'inmovesthisYallerhousemanhasthesmallpox。'
"'Yotambien,'yellsaMexicanovernearthedoor。
"'PutthatGreaserout!'shoutsEnright,atthesametimebangin'
thetable。'Thisain'tnointernationalincidentatall,an'nothin'
buttheclean-strainAmericanwolfiseligibletohowl。'
"TheGreasergoesoutonhissaddle-coloredhead,an'EnrightputsBoggs'smotion。
"'Everygent,'saysEnright,'infavorofthisYallerhousemanhavin'thesmallpox,say"Aye";contrary"No。"'
"Everybodyshouts'Aye!'
"'Whichthe"Ayes"hasitunanimous,'saysEnright。'TheYallerhousepartyhasthesmallpox,an'thenextchickenontheparliamentaryroostisthequestion:"Whateveristobedonetomakethisyeremaladyasuccess?"Istharanysu'gestions?'
"'MisterPres'dent,'saysTexasThompson,risin'inhisplace,'I'vedonetooknohandintheseproceedin'ssofar,throughignoranceofthepurposesofthisyereconvocation。Saidpurposesbein'nowforthefirsttimelinedoutallrightinmymind,an'thequestionbein',"What'stobedonewithourcaptive?"Iasksyourindulgence。
Myfirstideeisthatourdootyan'ourpathisplain;thesamebein'simplytotakealariatan'hangthisYallerhousepersontothedance-hallwindmill;butthiscourse,onsecondthought,seemsprematooran'theoffspringsofnacheralimpulse。Still,somethin'
mustbedone;an'whilemymindisbynomeanscl'ar,Isu'gestsweturnthegentovertoJackMoore,whichisthemarshalhereof,torideherdonhimtillfurtherorders;an'Imakesamotiontothateffect。'
"'Secondsthemotion!'saysShortCreekDave。
"'Youdon'thavetoputthatmotion,MisterPres'dent,'saysJack;
'I'vebeencirelin'theideesomemyse'f,an'Ireckonsit'smydootytotakechargeofthisYallerhousegent。Youcanbetanythin'
whichgetssawedontomeasmydootygoes,an'don'tmakenodoubtaboutit。Yere'showItrailsoutonthis:Ifitain'tmydootytotakecareofthisperson,whosedootyisit?'Tain'tnobody's。
TharforeIplaysthehand。'
"'Whichthesamebein'eminentsatisfactory,'saysDaveTutt,risin',asifhethinksofsomethin'speshul,'InowinquireswhetherthisyereishelddecisiveofthembetsImakeswithBoggs。
Iholdin',meanwhile,contraryviewsemphatic。'
"'Thisbein'aquestionofpriv'lege,'saysEnright,'thechairwillanswerit。Theseproceedin'sdecidesyourbetswithBoggs,an'thebarkeeppaysBoggsthedinero。Thisisagov'mentofthepeople,forthepeople,bythepeople,an'foundedonavoxpopulibluff。Thevoiceofthemajoritygoes。YoutharforeloseyourbetstoBoggs;
drinksonBoggs,ofcourse。Tharisanothermatter,'continuesEnright,'abetweoverlooks。Takin'careofthisYallerhousegentwillcostastackortwo,an'meansmustbeprovided。Itharforemakesasanorderthatyereafterthar'stobearakeontens-uporbetter,showed,tomakeafundtobackthisplay;saidraketogoontilMisterMoorereportssaidYallerhousegentassafeorceasedtobe。'
"JacktakesthisYallerhousepartyovertothecalaboosean'layshimawayonsomeblankets。Thecalabooseisdry,an'whatyou-allsmightcall,commodious。It'saslam-upcamp;yesindeed!NeverhasbutSteveStevensoninit。PutsSteveinonenightwhenhe'sdead-
drunk。Thecalabooseisnewthen,an'we-allsisthatproudan'
anxioustotryitan'putittosomeuse,wecouldn'tresist,soinStevegoes。
"AboutfourhourslaterStevecomesbackuptotheRedLight,hotter'naburntboot。Seemslikehecomesto,an'isthatoutragedan'indignantaboutbein'corralledthata-way,hebuststhecorneroutenthecalaboosean'issuesforthawholelottofindwhodoesit。
"WhenhecomesintotheRedLighthereviveshimse'fwithadrink,an'theninquireswhetherit'shumorous,ordowemeanit?Seein'
howspeshullowStevetakesit,we-allsallowsit'sajoke;an'
Steve,whileheevidentfeelssomefretted,concloodstoletitgoatthat。
"ButonaccountoftheholethroughwhichSteveemerges,an'whichhemakesliberalan'big,thecalabooseisamightycommodiousplace。SoJackbedsdowntheYallerhousemanallrightan'startsintobringin'himthrough。Therestofusdon'tcrowd'roundnonetowatchtheplay,don'thoveroveritthata-way,'causeweain'taimin'toacquirenothin'ourse'fs。
"Jackhasaheapoftroublean'worry。Neverseesnosmallpoxdoyou?Folkslocoedmostusual,——cleanoffupintheairan'pitchin'
ontheirropes。OfcoursetheYallerhousegenthasallheneeds。
Thatrakeontens-upthemdayswouldhavetookcareofafam'ly。ButhekeepsJackherdin'himallthetime。Otherwise,notbein'
watched,an'crazythata-way,he'sliabletocomestampedin'overtotheRedLight,orsome'erselse,anytime,an'skeerusupsome。
"'He'saworld-beater,'saysJackoneday,whenhecomesoverforadrink。'He'sshorelyfourkingsan'anace。Youcan'tridehimwithbuckin'-strapsan'aSpanishbit。It'sgotsonow——hisdiseasebein'
atacrisislike——thatIsimplyhastobewiththisYallerhousepartydayan'night。He'dshorelylaywastethiscampifIdidn't。'
"AtlasttheYallerhousepartyan'Jacksomehowbeatsthesmallpox,butYallerhousecomesoutshyaneye。ThesmallpoxgougesitoutoneofthemtimeswhenJackain'tlookin'outhisgamesharp。It'shispistoleye,too;whichmakeshimfeelthelossmorekeen,an'
createsgeneralsympathy。TheYallerhousemangetssomemoroseoverit,whichain't,afterall,onnacheral。Agentain'tgotsomanyeyeshecanaffordtogoshortoneoneverylittlegameheplays。SohefindsfaultwithJackalot,an'allowsifhehashimbackintheStateshe'dsuehimforneglectofdooty。
"'Which,Ishorelylikesthat!'saysJacktotheYallerhouseparty,gettin'peevishoverhisfault-findin'。'Don'tyouknowit'smerelyowin'tothemercyofhellan'mywatchfulcare,you-allain'tbustin'yourharp-stringsan'raisin'allrounddiscordamongtheheavenlyhostsonhighrightnow,insteadofbein'safean'wellyereinWolfville?Youdon'tactlikeagentwhosaveyswhenhemakesawinnin'。S'poseyoubeaneyeout;you'restilllookin'atthingsterrestrialwiththeother。Youtalksofgrossneglectofdooty!Nowletmeinformyouofsomethin':Youcomepesterin''roundmesomemorean'I'llbendagunoveryourhead。'
"'Whichifitain'tmysix-shootereyewhich'sout,'saystheYallerhouseparty,mightyugly,'doyouknowwhatI'ddo?Well,thisyerewouldbethebasisofafirst-classgun-play。Youcangambletharwouldn'tbenojim-crowmarshalgopirootin''round,losin'noeyeofminean'gettin'awaywithit,an'thentalkofbendin'gunsonme;nonewhatever。'
"ButitallpreysonJack。An'a-seein'ofthisYallerhousegent'roundcampa-lookin'athiminafault-findin'wayoutenhisoneeyesorteraggravatesJacklikeit'sanightmare。
"'Iwouldn'tminditsomuch,'saysJacktome,confidential,'ifthisYallerhousegentquitsalaigoranarmbehind,'causeinwhicheventwepieceshimoutwithwood,easy。Butabouteyes,it'sdifferent。Aneyeoutisaneyeout;an'thatsettlesit。'
"OnedayJackcan'tb'aritnolonger,an',resolvin'toendit,hewalksuptotheYallerhousepartyintheRedLight,allbriskan'
brief。
"'It'saroughdealonaone-eyedgent,'saysJack,'an'Ishoreaskspardonan'statesregretsinadvance。Butthingshasgottoashow-down。I'mslowlybecomin'onfitforpublicdooty。Nowyere'sanoffer,an'youcanhaveeitherend。You-allcangetahossan'ahundreddollarsofme,an'pullyourfreight;oryoucanfixyourse'fwithagunan'haveamightystirrin'an'eventfultimewithmerightyere。Asanoutcomeofthelast,thepublicwillhaveoneofustoplant,an'mebbyavacancytofillinthepostofkettle-tender。Whichisit,an'whatdoyousay?'
"'Whatforahossisshe?'askedtheYallerhouseparty。
"'Whichshe'sapinto,'saysJack;'asexcellentapaintponyaseverisroped。'
"'Doesthisyerethreatyou-allmakesincloodeasaddlean'spurs?'
askstheYallerhouseparty。
"'Itshorelydoes,'repliesJack。'Isitago?'
"'Well,'saystheYallerhouseman,afterponderin'ituponewayan'
downtheother,'thisideeofsettlin'foreyesforahossan'ahundreddollarsisfarfrombein'usualwithme。IfIhasmyeyeag'in,I'dshorelystayan'shootitout,an'admiretobepresent。
Butnowsechthoughtsisvanity。Soroundupyourmoneyan'yourponyattheRedLightinfifteenminutesbythewatch,an'assoonasIgetsabottlefilledI'mreadytogo。Ishorelyshouldnotregretleavin'an'outfitwhichputsfolksinjailforbein'sick,an'connivesbyrecklessan'criminalneglectofdootyattheirbein'blindedforlife。'"
CHAPTERXIII。
JACKSUPONEIGHTS。
"No;youcanhazardyourwealthalot,thar'snosooperstitionlurkin''roundinmeormyenvirons;nonewhatever。Iattachesnoimportancetowhatyou-allcallsomens。"
Somebodyhadundertakenadisquisitionondreams,andattemptedtociteinstanceswherethefuturehadbeenindicatedinthesehazyvisionsofoursleep。ThishadservedtoturntheOldCattleman'strainofthoughtupontheweird。
"Thar'ssigns,ofcourse,towhichI'dshorelybow,nottosaypayabsorbin'heed。IfsomegentwithwhomIchoosestodiffertouchin'
somematterthat'saheaprelevantatthetime,upsan'reachesforhisgunabrupt,itfillsmefullofpreemonitionsthatthenearfutureismightyliabletobecomeloadedwithleadan'interestforme。Nowthar'sanomenIdon'tdiscount。ButafterallIain'tconsentin'tocallthemapprehensionsofminethefrootofnosooperstition,neither。I'mmerelychary;that'sall。
"It'sCherokeeHallwhoiswhatIonhesitatin'lydescribesassooperstitious。Cherokeeisafflictedbymoresignsan'omensincarryin'onhisbusinessthananalmanac。It'sawaykyardsharpsgetsinto,Ireckons;sortergrowsoutentheirtrade。LeastwiseI
nevercreepsupononeyetwhoain'tbein'guidedbyallsortsofmiraclesan'warnin'sthata-way。An'sometimesitdoeslookliketheyacquiresap'interthatcomesto'emonstraightlines。As'llustratin'thisyerelast,itreturnstomesomevividhowCherokeean'Boggsgetstoprophesyin'oneday,an'howtheycallsofftheplaybetween'emsoplumbc'rrectthata-way,it'smorethanamazin';it'ssinister。
"It'sahotAugustday,thisoccasionIhasinmind,an'whilenotpossessin'oneofthemheat-gaugestosayackerate,I'mallowin'
it'sridin'hardonsechweatherasthis。Abandofusisatthepost-officea-wrastlin'ourletters,whenintrailsCherokeeHalllookin'somemoody,an'setshimse'fdownonabox。
"'Whichyou-allnodoubtallowsyou'lltakesomemissivesyourse'fthismornin','saysDocPeets,a-noticin'ofhisgloom,an'aimin'
top'inthisideesupsomeothertrail。Doc,himse'f,isfeelin'
somegala。'PassoverthemdocumentsforCherokeeHall,an'don'tholdoutnothin'ontous。We-allsis'waytoopeevishtostandanyoffishulgaietiesto-day。'
"'Thar'snooneweak-minded'noughtowritetomenone,'saysCherokee。`WhichIremarksthisyerephenomenonwithpleasure。Mail-
bagspacksmoregriefthanjoy,an'Iain'thonin'fornohandinthegamewhatever。It'sfifteenyearssinceIbuysastamporgetsaletter,an'allthirsttharforisassuagedcomplete。'
"'Fifteenyearsisshorealongtime,'saysEnright,sortertohimse'f,an'thenwe-allshopsintoourlettersag'in。FinallyCherokeebreaksinoncemore。
"`Iain'taimin'toinvestWolfvilleinnosooperstitiousfears,'
saysCherokee,'an'ImerelychroniclesasacurrenteventhowIwassettin'intoalittlepokerlastnight,an'threetimesstraightI
picksup"thehandthedeadmanheld,"jacksuponeights,an'itwinseverytime。'
"`Wholosetoit?'asksDanBoggs。
"'Why,'saysCherokee,'it'severytimethatoldlonghornascomesinfromTucsonbacksometwoweeksago。'
"'Thatsettlesit,'saysBoggs,mightydecided。'Youcanbetyoursaddlean'throwtheponyin,Deathisfixin'hissightsforhimrightnow。It'sshorelyawarnin',an'I'mplumbgladitain'tnoneoftheboys;that'sall。'
"YouseethisyerestrangerwhoCherokeealloodsatcomesoverfromTucsonalittlewhilebefore。Hehaslongwhiteha'ran'beard,an',jedgin'fromtheringsonhishorns,he'smebbya-comin'sixty。Heseemslikehe'splentyofmoney,an'wetakesithe'sallright。Hisleavin'Tucsonshowshehassense,sowecasheshiminathisfigger。Ofcoursewe-allsneveraskshisnamenone,asaskin'namesan'lookin'atthebrandsonaponyisspeshulroodeintheWest,an'showsyourbringin'up;butheallowshe'scalled'OldBillGentry'totheboys,an'hean'FaroNell'spartic'larfriendly。
"'Talkin'tohim,'saysNell,'islikelayin'intheshade。Heknowseverythin',too;allaboutbooksan'thingsallovertheworld。Hewasa-tellin'me,too,ashowhehadadaughterlikemethatdied'waybacksome'ersaboutwhenIwasayearlin'。Hefeelsaheapbadaboutityet,an'Igetssosorryforhim;sooldan'
white-ha'red。'
"'An'youcangamble,'saysDaveTutt,'ifNelllikeshim,he'sallright。'
"'IfNelllikeshim,thatmakeshimallright,'saysCherokee。
"We-allsisstilltalkin'an'readinoverourmailinthepost-
office,whenallatoncewehearsJackMooreoutside。
"'What'sthisyereliteratoorasaffrontsmyeyes,pastedontotheoutsideofUncleSam'swickeyup?'saysJack,mightytruculent。We。
allsgoesout,an'thar,shore-'nough,isanoticeofferin'fifteenhundreddollarsrewardforsomesharpwho'sbeena-standin'upthestageovertowardsPrescott。
"'Whoevertacksthisup?Iwonder,'saysEnright。`Itneverisyeretenminutesago。'
"'Well,jestyou-allhover'roundan'watchthegloryofitscomin'
down,'saysJack,a-cuttin'ofitloosewithhisbowie,an'tearin'
itup。'Iyerewithfurnishestheinformationcold,thiscampofWolfvilleknowsitsbusinessan'don'thavetobenotifiedofnothin'。Thisyereoutfithasavig'lancecommitteeallreg'lar,whichI'mkettle-tendertharfor,an'whenitcomesnacheraltoannouncesomenoticetothepublic,you-allswillperceivemea-
pervadin'ofthesceneryonahossan'promulgatin'ofsaidnoticevivervoce。AmIright,Enright?'
"'Rightaspreachin',Jack,'saysEnright。'Youspeakstroothlikearunnin'brook。'
"'Butwhoeversticksthatnotice?——that'stheinformationIpantsfor,'saysBoggs,pickin'upan'readin'ofthepiece。"'IreckonsI
poststhatnoticesomemyse'f,'saysabig,squar'-builtgentwe-
allsdon'tknow,an'whocomesintheothermornin'withOldMonteonthestage。Ashesaysthishe'ssa'nterin'aboutthesuburbsofthecrowd,listenin'tothetalk。
"'Well,don'tdoitnomore,partner,'saysJack,mightygrave。'AsacommoonityWolfville'snodoubt'waywrong,butwe-allshasourpridesan'ourownpecooliarlittlenotions,thata-way,aboutwhatlooksgood;so,afternow,don'talterthelandscapenone'roundyeretillyouc'lectsourviews。'
"'I'mofferin'evenmoney,postin'noticesdon'thurtthisyerecampalittlebit,'saysthestranger。
"'Comin'righttocases,'saysEnright,'itdon'thurtnone,butitgratesawholelot。Theideeofamerestrangera-strollin'inan'
a-pastin'upofnotices,likehe'sstandin'apathandonwhatheknowsan'wenotinit,isaheaponpleasant。Sodon'tdoitnomore。'
"'WhichIdon'taimtodoitnomore,'saysthesquar'-builtgent,'butIstillclingstomyideethatnoticesain'tnoset-backtothiscamp。'
"'Thesamebein'ameretheery,'saysDocPeets,'personaltoyourse'f,Iholdsitwouldbeonp'litetodiscussit;solet'sallwheelondercoverforadrink。'
"Atthiswe-allslinesupontheRedLightbaran'nacherallydrinksendsthetalk,astheyallersought。
"Alongtowardssundownwe-allsgetssomecooler,an'bysecond-drinktimeintheevenin'everyoneismovin'about,an',asithappens,quiteabandisintheRedLight;somedrinkin'an'exchangin'ofviews,an'somebuckin'thevariousgameswhichisgoin'wideopenall'round。Cherokee'ssettin'behindhisbox,an'FaroNellisupathisshoulderonthelookoutstool。Thegame'sgoin'plentylivelywhenalongcomesOldGentry。Cherokeetakesaglanceathiman'
seemsworriedalittle,reflectin',nodoubt,ofthem'handsthedeadmanheld,'buthegoesondealin'withoutaword。
"'Where'syou-alldonebeenallday?'saysNelltotheoldman。'I
ain'tseenyounonewhateversinceyesterday。'
"'Why,Igetstiredan'doneupalot,settinag'instCherokeelastnight,'saystheoldman,'an'soIprowlsdowninmyblanketsan'
sleepssometillaboutanhourago。'
"Theoldmanbuysastackofbluesan'sets'emontheten。It'sjestthenincomesthesquar'-builtgent,who'sbeenpostin'ofthenoticeformer,an'p'intsasix-shooteratGentryan'says"'Putyourhandsup!put'emupquickorI'lldrillyou!Oldasyoube,Idon'ttakenochances。'
"'AtthefirstwordNellcomesoffherstoollikeasmalllandslide,whileCherokeebringsagunintoplayontheinstant。Theoldman'supevenwiththeproceedin's,too;an'standsthar,hisguninhishand,hiseyesa-glitterin'an'hiswhitebearda-curlin'likeacat's。He'scleanstrain。
"'Letmegetawordin,gents,'saysCherokee,plentyca'm,'an'
don'tnoonesetinhisstackon。lesshe'sgotahand。Idoesbusinessyeremyway,an'I'mduetodownthefirsthold-upwhoshootsacrossanylayoutofmine。Don'tmakenomistake,orthenextcensus'llbeshy,shore。'
"'Whatbeyou-allsaimin'tocel'brateanyhow?'saysJackMoore,gettin'thesquar'-builtgent'sgunwhileBoggscorralsGentry's。'
Who'sWolfvilleentertainin'yere,I'dlikefortoknow?'
"'I'maWells-Fargodetective,'saysthesquar'-builtgent,'an'
thisyere,'p'intin'toOldGentry,'isJimYates,thebiggesthold-
upan'stage-robberbetweenhellan''Frisco。Thatoldtarrapin'llstopastagelikeayoung-onewouldaclock,merelytoseewhat'sintoit。He'sthepartyI'mpastin'upthenoticeforthismornin。"
"'He'saliar!'saystheoldman,a-gettin'ugliereveryminute。
`Giveusoursix-shootersanthrowusloose,an'ifIdon'tlancetheroofofhislyin'mouthwiththefrontsightofmygun,I'llcashinforahold-uporwhateverelseyou-allssays。'
"'Whatdoyousay,Enright?'saysJack。'Let'sgive'emtheirjewelryan'let'emlope。I'vegotmoneyassaystheWells-Fargobill-pastercan'ttakethisold'Cimmaronalittlebit。'
"'WhichItrailsin,'saysBoggs,'withafewchipsonthesamekyard。'
"'No,'saysEnright,'ifthisyereparty'srustlin'themails,we-
allscan'tcallhishandtooquick。Wolfville'sastraightcampan'
don'tbacknocrim'nalplays;nonewhatever。'
"Enrighttharuponcallsameetin'oftheStranglers,an'we-allslinesoutfortheNewYorkStoretotalkitover。Beforewedonepow-wowstwominutesupcomesOldMonte,withthestage,alldustan'cuss-words,an'allowshe'sbeenstoodupoutbythecowspringssixhoursbefore,an'isbehindthemail-bagan'theAdamsCompany'sboxonthedeal。We-allslooksatOldManGentry,an'heshorelyseemstocrippledown。"'Gentry,'saysPeets,afterOldMontetellshisadventures,'IhearsyoutellNellyouwassleepin'allday。
S'poseyoutakesthisyerecommitteetoyourbudweran'exhibitstoushowitlookssome。'
"'Theturn'sag'inme,'saystheoldman,'an'Ilose。I'llcutitshortforyou-alls。Iholdsupthatstagethisafternoonmyse'f。'
"'Thisyere'sstraightgoods,Itakesit,'saysEnright,'an'ourdootyisplain。Goovertothecorralan'getalariat,Jack。'
"'Don'tletEnrighthangtheoldman,Cherokee,'saysNell,beginnin'toweepawholelot。'Pleasedon'tlet'emhanghim。'
"'Thisholdin'agunonyourfriendsain'tnopicnic,'whispersCherokeetoNell,an'flushin'upan'thenturnin'pale,'butyourwordgoeswithme,Nell。'ThenCherokeethinksaminute。'Now,thisyereisthewaywedoes,'hesaysatlast。'I'llmake'emalongtalk。You-allrunovertothecorralan'bringthebesthossyouseessaddled。I'llbetalkin'whenyoucomesback,an'youcreepupan'whispertotheoldmantomakeajumpfortheponywhileI
coversthedealwithmysix-shooter。It'splayin'itlowonEnrightan'DocPeetsan'therest,butI'lldoitforyou,Nell。Itallcomesfromthemjacksuponeights。'
"Withthis,CherokeetellsNell'good-by,'an'squar'shimse'f。Hebeginstotalk,an'Nellmakesaquietlittlebreakforthecorral。
"Butnohossiseverneeded。Cherokeedon'ttalkaminutewhenOldGentrycomesbuckin'offenhischairina'plepticfit。A'plepticfitispermiscusan'tryin',an'whenOldGentrygetsthroughan'
comestohimse'f,he'scampedjestthissideofthedeadline。Hecanonlywhisper。
"'Comeyere,'sayshe,motionin'toCherokee。'Thar'sastackofblueswhereIsets'emonthetenopen,whichyouain'tturnedfornoneyet:TakeallIhasbesidesan'putwithit。Ifitlose,it'syours;ifitwin,giveittothelittlegirl。'
"ThisisallOldGentrysays,an'hecashesintheverynextsecondonthelist。
"Enrightgoesthrough'em,an'thar'sovertwothousanddollarsinhiswar-bags;an',obeyin'themlastbehests,we-allsgoesovertotheRedLightan'putsitonthetenalongofthestackofblues。
It'soverthelimit,butCherokeeproceedswiththedeal,an'whenitcomesI'mblessedifthetenain'tloseran'Cherokeegetsitall。
"'ButIwon'twinnoneag'inadeadman;saysCherokee。An'hegivesittoNell,whoain'tsooperstitious。
"'Doyou-allsb'arinmind,'saysBoggs,aswetakesadrinklater,'howIforeseesthisyererackettheminuteIhearsCherokeea-
tellin'abouthis"Jacksuponeights"——the"handthedeadmanholds?"'"
CHAPTERXIV。
THERIVALDANCE-HALLS。
Itwassweetandcoolaftertherain,andtheOldCattlemanandI,movedbyanadmirationfortheopenairwhichwasmutual,foundourselvestogetherontheporch。
Asinpartrecompenseforhisreminiscencesoftheseveraldaysbefore,Iregaledmyoldfriendwiththehistoryofabank-failure,thedetailsaswellasthecausesofwhichwerejustthenforcingthemselvesuponmeintheguiseofbusiness。
"Thefactis,"Isaid,asIcametotheendofmystory,"thefactis,thetruecauseofthisbank'sdownfallwasarivalry——whatonemightcallabusinessfeud——whichgrewintobeingbetweenitandasimilarinstitutionwhichhadopenedasitsneighbor。Inthecompetitionwhichfellouttheyfairlycuteachother'sthroat。Theybothfailed。"
"An'Itakesit,"remarkedtheOldCattlemanincomment,"oneoftheseyeretradedooelsthata-waygoesonvindictivean'
remorseless,sameasifit'sapersonalfightbetweencow-folksovercattle。"
"Quiteright,"Isaid。"Moneyisoftenmorecruelthanmen;andabusinessvendettaisfrequentlymeremurderwithouttheincidentofblood。Idon'tsupposethelifeofyourArizonatownwouldshowthesetradewars。ItwouldtakeEastern——thatis,older——conditions,toprovokeandcarryoneon。"
"No,"repliedtheoldgentleman,withanairofretrospection,"I
don'trecallnothin'ofthesortinWolfville。We'retoomuchinahuddle,anyway;tharain'troomfornosechfracas,nohow。Nowthenearestwe-allscomestoanythin'ofthekindiswhenthenewdance-
hallstartsthattime。
"WhichIreckons,"continuedtheOldCattle。man,ashebeganarrangingasmoke,"whichInowreckonsthisyereistheonlycatyclismintradeWolfvillesuffers;theonlytimeitcomestowhatyou-allEasternsportswouldcallashowdownincommerce。Ofcoursethar'sthelaundrywar,butthat'sbetweenfemalesan'don'tcount。
Females——whileit'snosorterdoubtthey'sthenoblestan'mostexhilaratin'workoftheirRedeemer——isnervousthata-way,an'dueanytimetolettheirha'rdowntheirbacks,emitascreech,an'
clawan'layforeachotherforluck。An',asIsays,ifyouconfinesthefestivitiestothemfemalesengaged,an'preventsthemenstandin'inontheplay,it'sshoretowindupinsobsan'
forgiveness,an'tharforeitdon'tgo。
"AsIsays,whatInowrelatesistheonlyindustrialtroubleI
recallsinWolfville。Iallersremembersit,'cause,bein'ashowI
knowsthepartywho'stheaggravatin'causetharof,itmortifiesmethewayhejumpsintocampan'carrieson。
"WhenIseeshimfirstisagesbefore,whenIfreightswitheightmulesovertheOldFortBascometrailfromVegastothePanhandle。
Thissharp——whichhe'satenderfootatthetime,butplumbwolfbynacher-trailsuptomeintheEarlyRoseSalooninVegasoneday,an'allowshe'dliketomakeadealan'goprojectin'overintothePanhandlecountrywithmeforatrip。"Freightin'thata-waythreeweeksaloneonthetrailissomeharrowin'tothesperitsofagentwholovescompanylikeme,soIagrees,an'nodelaytoit。
"WhichI'myeretomentionIregretslaterI'mthateasyItakesthispersonalong。Notthatheturnshostile,buthe'sallershavin'
adventures,an'thingskeepshappenin'tohim;an'final,Ithinkshe'sshorelydeadan'gonecomplete——thesame,asIafterwardlearns,bein'error;an',takin'ituponetrailan'downanother,thattripbreaksmeoffenfoolin'withshorthornscomplete,an'I
don'tgonear'emforyears,more'nifthey'sstingin'lizards。
"Whateverdoesthisyeremaverickdotome?Well,nothin'muchtomepersonal;buthekeepsa-breedin'ofeventswhichpestersme。
"We'reoutaboutfourdayswhenthemmishapsbegins。IcampsoveronesunontheConchatorestmymules。I'mloadedsomeheavywithsixthousandpoundsinthelead,an'mebbyfourthousandpoundsinthetrailwagon;an'Istopsadaytogivemystockachancetorollan'breathean'braceup。Myoff-wheelmule——areg'larshave-tail——
isbadmed'cine。Whichhe'snotonlyeagertokicktoweristsan'
othershetakesanotionag'inst;buthe'slikewisewhatyou-allscallsakleptomaniac,an'isouttostealan'sim'larlow-downplays。
"Iwarnsthisyeretenderfoot——hisname'sSmith,butIpullsonhimwhenconversin'as'Colonel'——Iwarnsthisshorthornnottofuss'roundmyJerrymule,bein',asIstates,amulewhosemoodisornery。
"'Don'tgonearhim,Colonel,'saysI;'an'partic'lardon'tgocrowdin''roundtogetnor'arviewsofhim。You-allhasnoideeoftheradiusofthatmule;whatyoumightcallhissweep。Youneverwilltillhe'skickedyouonceortwice,an'theinformationain'tworthnosechprice。SoIdon'treckonI'dfoolwithhim,nonewhatever。
"'An'speshul,Colonel,'Igoeson,forIshoreaimstodomydootybyhim,'don'tlaynothin''roundloosewherethisyereJerrymulecangrabitoff。I'mthelastfreighteronthePlainstogoslanderin'an'detractin'ofaporehe'plessmuleonlessit'sstraight;butifyou-alltakestoleavin'keepsakesan'mementoeslayin'aboutcasooalan'carelessthata-way,Jerry'lleat'em;an'
thefirstyousaveysyourkeepsakesiswithinJerry'sinterior,an'
tharyoube。
"'Thefactis,stranger,thisJerrymule'sathief,'Isays。'Ifhe'sahuman,Jerrywouldbelynched。Butotherwisehe'sasincere,earnestmule;anuphillorataquicksandcrossin'Jerrygoesintohiscollarlikealion;soIforgiveshimbein'athiefan'allowsit'sapeccadillo。"
"'Well,youbet!'saysthistenderfootColonel,'thisyereJerrybetternotcomenopeccadillosonme。'
"'Ifyou-allmaintainsabouttwentyfeet,'Ireplies,'betweenJerry'shind-Hocksan'you;an'ifyoukeepsyourbric-a-bracinyourwar-bags,youan'Jerry'llgetalonglikelambs。Now,Iwarnsyou,an'that'sgottodo。IfJerryan'yougetstangledupyereafteryou-allain'tgoin'toharbornorevengesag'inhim,normakenoranikabooplaystogeteven。'
"AsIstates,I'mcampedontheConcha,an`theColonel,who'sallersouttotryexperimentsan'newdeals,putsituphe'llgodowntotheriveran'takeaswim。Tharuponhelinesoutforthewater。
"Jerry'shangin'aboutcamp——forhe'ssorterapetmule——allowin'
mebbyIsubmitsaham-rindorsomesechdelicacytohimtochewon;
an'hehearstheColonelsu'gesthe'llswimsome。SowhentheColonelp'intsfortheConcha,Jerrysa'ntersalongafter,figgerin',mightylikely,ashowhe'llpassthehoura-watchin'theColonelswim。
"I'mbusyonflapjacksatthetime——whichflapjacksisshoregoodfood——an'Idon'tobservenothln'ofJerrynortheColonelneither。
They'sawayhalfanhourwhenIoverhearsejac'lations,thoughI
can'tmakeoutnowords。Idon'thavetogetcaughtinnolandslidetotumbletoagame,an'I'mawareatoncethatJerryan'theColonelhasgottheirdestiniesmixed。
"Nacherally,Igoesovertotheheldofstrife,aimin'tosaveJerry,orsavetheColonel,whicheverhastheotherdown。WhenI
burstsonthescene,theColonelstartsforme,splutterin'an'
makin'noisesan'p'intin'atJerry,whostandstharwithanairofinnocence。TheColonel'supperliphangsdownqueer,likeanant-
eater's,an'hecan'ttalk。It'sallmightyamazin'。
"'What'sallthistoomultabout?'Isays。
"Theshortoftheriotisthis:TheColonelgoesinforaswim,an'
helaysouthisfalseteeththata-wayonastone。Whenhecomesforhisteeththey'sshorelygone,an'tharstandsJerryputtin'itonhe'sasleep。ThemteethisfiledawayinJerry。
"WhichtheColonelraves'roundfrightful,an'wantstokillJerryan'amputatehim,an'scoutfortheteeth。ButIwon'thaveit。I'mgoin'toneedJerrydownfurtheronthequicksandfordsoftheCanadian;an',asIexplains,themteethisawreckbynow,an'nogoodifheget's'emag'in;Jerrymunchin'ofhisfoodpowerful。
"AfterawhileIroundsuptheColonelan'herdshimbacktocamp。
Jerryhasshoresawedoffasoreafflictiononthattenderfootwhenhetakesinthemteeth;Icanseethat。Hisliphangslikeablacksmith'sapron,an'hecan'ttalkalittlebit;jestmakessignsormotions,likehe'sInjunordeef。
"It'smebbytwoweekslaterwhenJerrygetsanothershotattheColonel。It'stheevenin'afterthenightJerrysneaksintocamp,soft-footasacoyote,nosesopenthegrub-box,an'eatsfivebottlesofwhiskey;allwehas。We'vepitchedcamp,an'I'vehobbledthisJerrymulean'hismate——theotherwheeler——an'throwed'emloose,an'isbusyhobblin'mynigh-swingmule,whentroublebeginsfomentin'betweenmytenderfootan'Jerry。
"Thefactisit'sdonefomented。ThisColonel,bein'someheatedaboutthatwhiskey,an'plumbsoreonJerryonaccountofthemteeth,allowstohimse'fhe'lltakeatrace-chainan'warpJerryonceforluck。
"Ifthisyeretenderfoothadbeenfreewithme,an'invitedmeintohisconfidencetouchin'hisdesigns,I'dtookalariatan'ropedan'
throwedJerryforhim,an'tiedthefelondown,an'lettheColonelwallophimanhourorso:buttheColonel'sfullofvarietythata-
way,ormebbyhethinksI'llsidewithJerry。Anyhow,heselectsatrace-chain,an',withoutsayin'aword,dancesallcautioustowardshisprey。WhichthisisrelaxationforJerry。
[drawingofJerrykickingtheColonelwithcaption:"Thathe'plessshorthornstopsbothheels。]
"WhilethatColoneltenderfootisarodaway,Jerryturnshistailsomesuddeninhisdirection,an'thenextinstantthathe'plessshorthornstopsbothheelssome'ersaboutthesecondbuttonofhisshirt。Thatsettlesit;theColonel'saninvalidimmediate。I
shorelyhasatimewithhimthatnight。
"Thenextdayhecan'twalk,an'hecan'trideinthewagon'causeofthejolts。Italltouchesmyheart,an'atlastIupsan'makeahammockoutenaNavajoblanket,whichisgoodan'strong,an'swingstheColoneltothereachofthetrailwagon。
"It'smostlyagoodscheme。Wheretheground'sleveltheColonelcomesonallright;butnowan'then,whenawheelslumpsintoarut,theColonelcan'the'pnonebutsmitethegroundwherehe'sthelowest,an'italldrawsgroansan'lamentsfromhimaheap。
"Onetime,whentheColonel'sagonymakeshimgroanspeshulstrong,IseesJerrybathiseyeslikeheenjoysit;an'thenJerrymentionssomethin'tohismateoverthechain。We'retrottin'alongthetrailatthetime,an',bein'he'sthenigh-wheeler——whichisthesaddle-
muleofateam——I'mridin'Jerry'scompadre,an'whenInoteshowJerryisthatjoyousaboutitIreachesacrossan'beltshimsomeabruptbetweenthey'earswiththebuttofashot-filledblack-
snake。ItratherletsthewheyoutenJerry'sglee,an'hedon'tgetsomuchblissfromthattenderfoot'smisfortunesashedid。
"ItgoesalongallrightontilIswingsdowntothecrossin'oftheCanadian。It'saboutfourth-drinktimeintheafternoon,an'I'mallowin'tofordtheCanadianthatevenin'an'campont'otherside。
Theriverishighan'rapidfromrainsome'ersbackonitsheadwaters,an'it'swidean'ugly。Itain'tmore'nfourfootdeep,butthebottomisquicksand,an'thatfalse,ifIletsmywagonsstoptensecondsanywherebetweenbankan'bank,I'mgoin'tobeshywagonsattheclose。I'llbeluckyifIwinoutthemules。It'sshoreahard,swiftcrossin'。
"Iswingsdown,asIsays,totheriver'saigewithmymindfilledupabouttherushI'vegottomake。It'sgothroughontherunorbogdown。FirstIsettlesinmysaddle,givestheoutfittheword,an'then,pourin'thewhipintothetwoleaders,Isendsthewholeeightintothewateronthejump。Theriverisrunnin'likeascaredwolf,an'thelittleleadmuleshardlytouchesbottom。
"Asthetrailwagontakesthewater,an'thetwoleadersisplumbintothey'ears,ahowldevelopstother'ar。It'smyporetenderfootinhishammockonderthetrailwagon。Heshrieksasthewatergetstohim;an'itallhitsmelikeabullet,forIplumboverlookshim,thinkin'ofthatquicksandcrossin'。
"It'sshoretoolatenow;I'min,an'Ican'tstop。Tomakethingsmorecomplex,asthewatercutsoffthetenderfoot'syelllikepuffin'outacandle,alittleoldblackmule,whichismyoff-
p'inter,loseshisfeetan'goesdown。Ipourstheleatherintotheteamtheharder,an'theotherssoarsintotheircollarsan'drugmyblackp'interwith'em;onlyhe'sonderwater。OfcourseIallowsboththeblackp'interan'theColonel'sshorelyduetodrownawholelot。
"Wegetsacross,thesevenothermulesan'me;an'thesecondhe'sskatedoutonthesandonhisside,thedrownedmulegetsupan'
singsastriumphantasIeverhears。Swimmin'ondertheriverdon'twearonhimabit。
"ThenIgoesscoutin'fortheColonel,buthe'svanishedcomplete。
Nacherally,Itakeshimforadead-an'-gonegent;an'figgersifsomeeddyorcounter-currentdon'tgethim,orhedon'tgoagroundonnosand-bar,hisfellow-menwillfishhimoutsome'ersbetweenmean'NewOrleans,an'planthiman'holdservicesoverhim。
"Bein'asIcan'tbeofnousewhereit'saclean-sweepplaylikethis,IdismissestheColonelfrommymind。Afterhobblin'an'
throwin'loosemyteam,Ilugsoutthegrub-boxallsorrowfulan'
goesintocamp。
"WhichIshouldallershaveplayedtheColonelfordead,ifitain'tthatyearslaterheonedaycomeswanderin'intoWolfville。Heain'ttendernow;he'sashardasmoss-agates,an'asworthless。
"Irenewsmyacquaintancewithhim,an'hetellshowhegetsoutentheCanadianthatday;butbeyondthatweconsoomesadrinkortwotogether,Iratherpasseshimup。Thar'saheapabouthimIdon'ttaketo。
"TheColonellays'roundWolfvillemebbyit'saweek,peerin'an'
spyin'about。Hesayshe'slookin'foranopenin'。An'Ireckonsheis,forattheendofaweekheslapsupajointoutentent-clothan'fence-boards,an'opensadance-hallsquar'ag'instJimHamilton'swhichisalreadythar。
"Thisyerealoneislikelytobroodan'hatchtrouble;but,asiftakin'astraightheaderintoHamilton'sgameain'tenough,thisColonelofminedon'tgetnopianer;don'tround-upnomusicofhisown;butstandspatan'pullsoffreels,an'quadrilles,an'green-
corndancestoHamilton'smusicgoin'onnextdoor。
"I'mthroughtheLincolnCountywar,an'hasbeenromancin'aboutthefrontierforyears;butInevertracksuponnosechoutrageinmylifeasthisdisgracefulColonelopenin'ahurdy-gurdyag'inHamilton's,an'maverickin'hismusicthata-way,an'dancin'
tharunto。
"It'sthesecondnight,an'Hamiltonconcloodshe'llseeaboutitsome。HecomesintotheColonel'sjoint,ca'man'considerate,an'
givesitoutthar'sgoin'tobetroubleiftheColoneldon'tclosehisgameorplayinhisownfiddlers。
"'Whichifyou-alldon'tcloseyourgameorhuntoutyourownmusic,'saysHamilton,'I'mmightylikelytogetmysix-shooteran'
closeitforyou。'
"'Seeyere,'saysmyColonel——whichhe'sshorebeenlearnin'sinceI
partswithhimontheCanadian——'thefirsthold-upwhocomesfoolin'
'roundtobreakupabaileofmine,I'llshorelymakehimhardtofind。Whatbusinessyougotfillin'upmyplacewithyourmelodies?
Yourollsyourtunesinyerelikeyouownstheranch;an'thenyoucomescurvin'overan'talksofagun-play'cause,insteadoflayin'
foryouforthatyoudisturbsmypeacewiththemharmonies,I'mthatgood-nacheredIyieldsthep'intan'dancesto'em。You-allpullyourfreight,'saystheColonel,'orI'llfillyoufulloflead。'
"ThisargumentoftheColonel'sdazzlesHamiltontothatdegreehedon'tknowwhetherhe'sgotthehighhandornot。Hethinksaminute,an'thenp'intsovertotheRedLightforEnrightan'DocPeets。Asheleavestherivaldance-hall,theColonel,who'scallin'
offhisdances,turnstothequadrille,whichispausinpendin'thedispoote,an'shouts:
"'YoubetIknowsmybusiness!Righthandtoyourpartner;grandrightan'left!'
"WhenHamiltonturnsawaythey'sshoremakin'thingsrockan'
tremble;an'alltothestrainsof'TheArkansawTraveller,'whichisbein'evolvednextdooratHamilton'sexpense。
"Whichsomethin'sgoin'topop;saysHamilton,mightyuglytoEnrightan'therestofus,ashepoursadrinkintohisneck。'I
allowsintheinterestsofpeacethatIcantersoveran'seesyou-
allsfirst。Iain'touttoshakeupWolfville,norgiveRedDogachancetocriticiseusnoneasadisorderlycamp;butIasksyougents,ascitizensan'membersofthevig'lancecommittee,whetherI'mtostandan'letthisyeresharpround-upmymusictoholdhisrevelsby,an'putitallovermenightly?'
"'Idon'tseenodifference,'saysDanBoggs,'betweenthisconvicta-stealin'ofHamilton'smusic,thanifhegoesan'standsupOldMontean'thestage。'
"'Thesamebein'myideeexact,'saysTexasThompson。'Yere'sHamiltoncaterin'tothiscampwithadance-hall。It'sapublicgoodthing。Ifagent'smorose,an'hiswhiskey'sslowplacin'itse'f,hegoesovertoHamilton'shurdy-gurdyan'findsrelaxationan'relief。
Nowyerecomesthisstranger——an'Imakesitfiftydollarsevenhe'sfromMassachusetts——an'whatdoeshedo?Neverantesnorsticksinawhitechip,butpurloinsHamilton'sstrains,an'pullsoffhisdancestharby。It'splumbwrong,an'whatthispartyneedsishangin'。'
"'Oh,Idon'tknow,'saysCherokeeHall,who'sinonthetalk。
'Hamilton'sallright,an'asquar'man。Allhewantsisjestice。
Now,whileIdeemstheconductofthisstrangerlowan'ornery;
still,comin'downtotheturn,he'sonhistrailallright。Asthissharpsays:WhogivesHamiltonanylicensetogofillin'hishurdy-
gurdyfullofdance-music?S'posethisgentwouldcomecaperin'overan'setinastackag'inHamiltonforoverloadin'hisjointwithpianeran'fiddlenoiseswithouthisconsent;an'puttin'ituphe'souttodragthecampifHamiltondon'tcease?TheonlywayHamiltongets'roundthatkindofcomplaintis,hedon'townthemwalsesan'
quadrillesaftertheyfetchesloosefromhisfiddle;thattheyain'thisquadrillesnomore,an'he'snotresponsibleaftertheystampedesoffintospace。'
"'That'sstraight,'saysDaveTutt,'you-allscan'trunnobrandonmelodies。Agentcan'townnomusicafterhecutsitloosethata-
way。Theminuteitleavesthebosomsofhisfiddles,that'swhereheletsgo。Afterthatitbelongstoanygenttodanceby,cryby,setby,orfightby,ashedeemsmeetan'pleasantatthetime。'
"'Whatdoyou-allssay?'saysHamiltontoEnrightan'Peets。'Doesthisyerepieceofoppressiononaleadin'citizen,perpetratedbyarankoutsider,go?Ishorewaitsforyourreplywithimpatience,forIeetchestogobackan'shootupthisnewhurdy-gurdyfromnowtillsun-up。'
"EnrighttakesDocPeetsdownbytheendofthebar——an'thar'snodoubtaboutit,thatPeetsisthewisestlonghornwestoftheMissoury——an'theyhasadeepconsultation。We-allsiswaitin'。someinterested,toseewhattheysays。It'sshoreafinep'intthisColonel'smakin'tojestifyan'backhisgame。
"'Getamoveonyou,Enright!'atlastsaysDanBoggs,whoisahasty,eagerman,wholikesaction;'getamoveonyou,youan'
Peets,an'settlethis。You'requeerin'thekyardsan'delayin'theplay。'
"'Well,gents,'saysEnrightatlast,comin'backwherewe-allsisbythedoor,'Peetsan'meseesnoneeddecidin'onthemquestionsaboutwhoownsatuneaftersaidtunehasbeenplayed。Buttharisasubject,thata-way,whichrequiresconsideration;an'whichmostlikelysolvesthisdance-halldeadlock。Inalltrademattersinagrowin'camplikeWolfville,it'sbettertopreserveaequilibrium。
It'sag'inpublicinteresttohavetwoorthreedance-halls,ortwoorthreesaloons,allinabunchthata-way。It'sbettertheybespraddled'roundwideapart,whichismoreconvenient。SoPeetsan'
meproposesasarooleforthisyerecampthattwohurdy-gurdiesbeforbidtobecarriedonwithinfivehundredfeetofeachother。Asitlookslikenobodyobjects,weconcloodsit'sadopted。Nacherally,thelasthurdy-gurdyuphastomove,whichdisposesofthisyeretrouble。'
"'BeforeIendswhatIhastosay,'goesonEnright,'Iwantstothankourtownsman,MisterHamilton,forconsultin'oftheStranglerspriortoakillin'。Itshowshe'salaw-abidin'gentan'
acredittothecamp。An'mightylikelyheprolongshisstayonearth。Ifhe'dprancedinan'skelpedthismaraudin'stranger,I
don'treckonwecouldavoidswingin'himattheendofalariatwithoutmakin'adangerouspreceedent。Asitis,hisrivalwillberoutedan'hislifemadesereenasyeretofore。'
"'Astotheexecutionofthisnewroole,'concloodsEnright,'weleavesthattoJackMoore。Hewillwaitonthispartyan'explaintheplay。Hemustupstakesan'movehiscamp;an'ifhecallsonanothershindigafterhe'swarned,we-allstakesourponiesan'ourropesan'yankshisoutfitupbytheroots。Agentofhisenterprise,however,willcometoadeadhalt;an'hispersecutionsofHamiltonwillcease。'
"'An'you-allcallsthisyereafreeAmericanoutfit!'saysmyColonel,mightyscornful,whenJackMoorenotifieshim。'IfIdon'tlineoutfort'otherendofcampyou-allsisallowin'toropemyjointan'pullitdown!Well,thatletsmeout;Iquitsyou。I'dbeshorelydegradedtoputinmytimewithanysechlow-flungpasselofsports。You-allmaygobackan'tellyourfolksthatasyouleavesyouhearsmegivethecalltomyguests,"Allpromenadetothebar";
an'thedancin'isdone。To-morrowIdepartsforRedDogtobeginlifeanew。Wolfvilleistooslowacampforanygentwithanyswiftnesstohim。'"
CHAPTERXV。
SLIMJIM'SSISTER。
"Whichthar'sfolksinthiscaravansaryIdon'tlikenone,"remarkedtheOldCattleman,asIjoinedhimoneafternoononthelawn。Histonewasasofonehalfsullen,halfhurt,andashejerkedhisthumbtowardthehotelbehindus,itwasagesturefullofscorn。
"Thar'sfolksthar,takin''emupan'down,horns,hide,tallow,an'
beef,whoain'tworthheatin'arunnin'-irontobrand。"
"What'sthetrouble?"Iinquired,asIorganizedforcomfortwithmybackagainsttheelm-treewhichshadowedus。
"Notroubleatall,"repliedmyoldfriendsourly,"leastwisenothin'poignant。It'sthatyoothfulpartyintheblacksurtootwhocomespesterin'meamomentagoabouttheWestbein',ashesays,aroodean'irreligiousoutfit。"
"He'sayoungpreacher,"Iexplained。"Possiblyhewasmovedbyananxietytouchingyoursoul'swelfare。"
"Well,ifhe'souttosavesouls,"retortedtheoldgentleman,"heoughterwhirlabiggerloop。No,no,hewon'tdo,"hecontinued,shakinghisheadwithanairofmournfulyetresentfuldecision,"thisyeregent'stoonarrow;whichhisheadisbuilttoomuchtheshapeofaquail-trap。Hemaydotochasejack-rabbitsan'sech,buthe'sasizetoosmallforgamelikeme。Savesouls,saysyou!Why,ifthatonp'liteyoungpersonwastomeetasoullikeminecomin'upthetrail,he'dshorelyomitwhattodoentire;he'dbethatstampeded。He'dbesomehardtolocate,Itakesit,afterhemeetsupwithasoullikemineawholelot。"
TheOldCattlemanmadethisproclamationrathertohimselfthanme,butIcoulddetectanairofpride。Thenhewenton:
"'ThisyereWestyouemanatesfrom,'saysthisyoungpreacher-sharptomethata-way,'thisyereWestyouhailsfromisroode,an'don'tyieldnonetoreligiousinflooences。'
"'Well,'Isaysbacktohim,fillin'mypipeatthesametime,'I
reckonsyoushorelycanc'llectmorewithagunthanacontreebutionboxintheWest,ifthat'swhatyou-allisaimin'at。Butifyoufiggerswedon'tmakeourownlittlereligiousbreaksoutinArizona,stranger,youfiggersaheapwrong。YououghterhaveheardShortCreekDavethattimewhenheturns'vangelistan'prancesintothewarehousebackoftheNewYorkStore,an'showsWolfvilleshe'sshoreh'ar-hungan'breeze-shakenoverhellthata-way。ShortCreekhasthecampallspraddledoutbeforeheturnshisdeal-boxupan'
closeshisgame。'
"'ButthisyereShortCreekDave,'heremonstratestome,'ain'tnoreg'larlicenseddivine。Heain'tworkin'inconjunctionswithnoshore'nough'sociation,Itakesit。ThisShortCreekpersonismostlikelyoneofthemirrelevantexhortin'folks,an'thatmakesadifference。Hedon'tbelongtonoreg'lardenom'nation。'
"'That'stroo,too,'Isays。'ShortCreekain'tworkin'withnoreg'larreligiousround-up;he'ssorterrunnin'afloatin'outfit,criss-crossin'therange,prowlin'formavericksan'straysonhisowngame。Butwhatofthat?He'sshorelytyin''emdownan'brandin'
'emrightalong。'
"'Oh,Idon'tdispootenonetheefficacyofyourfriend'sworkthata-way,'repliestheyoungpreacher-sharp,'butit'sirreg'lar;it'splumboutofline。Nowwhatyou-allsneedsintheWestisrealchurches,sameaswe-allshasintheEast。'
"`Iain'tnoneshoreofthat。'Isays,'an'I'mgettin'alittlewarmonderthecollarsomewiththemfrillsheputson;'Iain'tnoneshore。TheEastneedn'tdeemitse'ftheonlykinginthedeck;
nonewhatever。TheWestcanaffordtheusualroolesan'letallbetsgoastheylays,an'stillgetupwinneronthedeal。Itakesityou-allsnevernotestheWestsendin'Eastforhe'p?'
"'Butthatain'ttheidee,'heurges。'Churchesthata-wayistherightthing。Theymoldsacommoonity,churchesdoes。Youb'arswitnessyourse'fthatwherechurchesexiststhecommoonityisthemostorderlyan'fullerofquietoodan'peace。'
"'NotnecessarilyIdon't,'Irepliesback,forI'mgoin'toplaymyhandoutifitgetsmylastchip,'notnecessarily。WhatIb'arswitnesstoisthatwherethecommoonityisthemostorderlythata-
wayan'fullerofquietoodan'peace,thechurchesexists。'
"'WhichI'mshorelysomeafraid,'hesays,——an'hislooksshowshe'sgettin'ahorrorofme,——'youbelongstoaperversegeneration。You-
allisvainofyourownevil-doin'。LookatthemmurdersthatreddenstheWest,an'thensityerean'tellmeitdon'tneednoinflooences。'
"'Themain'tmurders,'Ianswers;them'skillin's。An'asforinflooenccs,ifyou-alldon'treckonthepresenceofavig'lancecommitteeinacampdon'tcauseagenttopausean'pondernonebeforehepullshisgun,youdwellsinignorance。However,I'myeretoadmit,Idon'tdiscernnosechsin-encrustedplayinakillin'
whenthepartiesbreaksevenatthestart,an'bothgentsisworkin'
tothesameendunanimous。Itdoessomefolksaheapofgoodtokill'emalot。'
"It'satthisp'inttheyoungpreacher-sharppullshisfreight,an'
Iobserves,bythewayhestacksmeupwithhiseyesthata-way,heallowsmebbyI'mlocoed。"
TheOldCattlemansaidnomoreforamoment,butpuffedathiscobpipeinthoughtandsilence。Ihadnonotionofinvolvingmyselfinanycombatofmoralsortheology,soIdidnotinvadehismood。AtlastIsuggestedinahalf-toneofinoffensivesympathythattheWestwasnodoubtmuchmisunderstood。
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