NormanLeslieofPitcullo,whosenarrativethereaderhasinhishands,refersmorethanoncetohisunfinishedLatinChronicle。
Thatwork,usuallyknownas"TheBookofPluscarden,"hasbeeneditedbyMr。FelixSkene,intheseriesof"HistoriansofScotland"
vol。vii。。ToMr。Skene'sintroductionandnotesthecuriousarereferred。HereitmaysufficetosaythattheoriginalMS。oftheLatinChronicleislost;thatofsixknownmanuscriptcopiesnoneisolderthan1480;thattwoofthesecopiescontainaPrologue;andthattheProloguetellsusallthathashithertobeenknownabouttheauthor。
ThedateofthelostLatinoriginalis1461,astheauthorhimselfavers。Healso,inhisPrologue,statesthepurposeofhiswork。
AtthebiddingofanunnamedAbbotofDunfermline,whomusthavebeenRichardBothwell,heistoabbreviate"TheGreatChronicle,"
and"bringituptodate,"aswenowsay。Heistorecounttheeventsofhisowntime,"withcertainothermiraculousdeeds,whichIwhowritehavehadcognisanceof,seen,andheard,beyondtheboundsofthisrealm。Also,lastly,concerningacertainmarvellousMaiden,whorecoveredthekingdomofFranceoutofthehandsofthetyrant,Henry,KingofEngland。TheaforesaidMaidenIsaw,wasconversantwith,andwasinhercompanyinhersaidrecoveryofFrance,andtillherlife'sendIwaseverpresent。”After"Iwaseverpresent"thecopiesadd"etc。,"perhapsasignofomission。
Themonkishauthorprobablysaidmoreabouttheheroineofhisyouth,andthisthecopyistshavechosentoleaveout。
Theauthorneverfulfilledthispromiseoftelling,inLatin,thehistoryoftheMaidashercareerwasseenbyaScottishallyandfriend。NordidheeverexplainhowaScot,andafoeofEngland,succeededinbeingpresentattheMaiden'smartyrdominRouen。Atleastheneverfulfilledhispromise,asfarasanyofthesixLatinMSS。ofhisChronicleareconcerned。EveryoneoftheseMSS——
doubtlessfollowingtheirincompleteoriginal——breaksoffshortinthemiddleofthesecondsentenceofChapterxxxii。Bookxii。Hereisthebrieffragmentwhichthatchaptercontains:-
"InthosedaystheLordstirredupthespiritofacertainmarvellousMaiden,bornonthebordersofFrance,intheduchyofLorraine,andtheseeofToul,towardstheImperialterritories。
ThisMaidenherfatherandmotheremployedintendingsheep;daily,too,didshehandlethedistaff;man'slovesheknewnot;nosin,asitissaid,wasfoundinher,toherinnocencetheneighboursborewitness……"
HeretheLatinnarrativeoftheonemanwhofollowedJeanned'Arcthroughgoodandeviltoherlife'sendbreaksoffabruptly。Theauthordoesnotgivehisname;eventhenameoftheAbbotatwhosecommandhewrote"isleftblank,asifithadbeenerasedintheoriginal"Mr。FelixSkene,"LiberPluscardensis,"inthe"HistoriansofScotland,"vii。p。18。ItmightbeguessedthattheoriginalfellintoEnglishhandsbetween1461and1489,andthattheyblottedoutthenameoftheauthor,anddestroyedamostvaluablerecordoftheirconquerorandtheirvictim,Jeanned'Arc。
AgainstthistheorywehavetosettheexplanationhereofferedbyNormanLeslie,ourauthor,intheRatisbonScotsCollege'sFrenchMS。,ofwhichthisworkisatranslation。LeslieneverfinishedhisLatinChronicle,buthewrote,inFrench,thenarrativewhichfollows,decoratingitwiththedesignswhichMr。SelwynImagehascarefullycopiedinblackandwhite。
Possessingthisinformation,weneednotexamineMr。W。F。Skene'slearnedbutunconvincingtheorythattheauthorofthefragmentaryLatinworkwasoneMauriceDrummond,outoftheLennox。ThehypothesisisthatofMr。W。F。Skene,andMr。FelixSkenepointsoutthedifficultieswhichbesettheopinionofhisdistinguishedkinsman。OurMonkisamanofFife。
Astotheveracityofthefollowingnarrative,thetranslatorfindsitminutelycorroborated,wherevercorroborationcouldbeexpected,inthelargemassofdocumentswhichfillthefivevolumesofM。
Quicherat's"ProcesdeJeanned'Arc,"incontemporarychronicles,andinMSS。morerecentlydiscoveredinFrenchlocalornationalarchives。ThusCharlotteBoucher,BarthelemyBarrette,Noiroufle,theScottishpainter,andhisdaughterElliot,Capdorat,ay,evenThomasScott,theKing'sMessenger,wereallreallivingpeople,tracesofwhoseexistence,withsomeoftheiradventures,survivefaintlyinbrownoldmanuscripts。LouisdeCoutes,theprettypageoftheMaid,aboyoffourteen,mayhavebeenhardlyjudgedbyNormanLeslie,buthecertainlyabandonedJeanned'Arcatherfirstfailure。
So,afterexplainingthetruepositionandcharacterofourmonkishauthorandartist,weleavehisbooktothejudgmentwhichithastarriedforsolong。
CHAPTERI——HOWTHISBOOKWASWRITTEN,ANDHOWNORMANLESLIEFLEDOUT
OFFIFE
Itisnotofmyownwill,norformyownglory,thatI,NormanLeslie,sometimeofPitcullo,andinreligioncalledBrotherNorman,oftheOrderofBenedictines,ofDunfermline,inditethisbook。ButonmycomingoutofFrance,intheyearofourLordOnethousandfourhundredandfifty-nine,itwaslaidonmebymySuperior,Richard,AbbotinDunfermline,thatIshouldabbreviatetheGreatChronicleofScotland,andcontinuethesamedowntoourowntime。
{1}Hebademetell,moreover,allthatIknewofthegloriousMaidofFrance,calledJeannelaPucelle,inwhosecompanyIwas,fromherbeginningeventillherend。
Obedient,therefore,tomySuperior,Iwrote,inthisourcellofPluscarden,aLatinbookcontainingthehistoriesoftimespast,butwhenIcametotellofmatterswherein,asMarosays,"parsmagnafui,"Igrewwearyofsuchrude,barbarousLatinasaloneIamskilledtoindite,forofthemannerCiceronian,asitisnowpractisedbyclerksofItaly,Iamnotmaster:mybook,therefore,Ileftunfinished,breakingoffinthemiddleofasentence。Yet,consideringthecommandlaidonme,intheendIamcometothisresolve,namely,towritethehistoryofthewarsinFrance,andthehistoryoftheblessedMaidsofaratleastasIwasaneyewitnessandpartakerthereof,intheFrenchlanguage,beingthemostcommonlyunderstoodofallmen,andthemostdelectable。ItisnotmyintenttotellallthestoryoftheMaid,andallherdeedsandsayings,fortheworldwouldscarcelycontainthebooksthatshouldbewritten。ButwhatImyselfbeheld,thatIshallrelate,especiallyconcerningcertainaccidentsnotknowntothegeneral,byreasonofwhichignorancethewholetruthcanscarcebeunderstood。
For,ifHeavenvisiblysidedwithFranceandtheMaid,nolessdidHellmostmanifestlytakepartwithouroldenemyofEngland。Andofteninthislife,ifwelooknotthemoreclosely,andwiththeeyesoffaith,Sathanasshallseemtohavetheupperhandinthebattle,withwhoseveryimpandminionImyselfwasconversant,tomysorrow,asshallbeshown。
First,concerningmyselfImustsaysomefewwords,totheendthatwhatfollowsmaybethemorereadilyunderstood。
IwasborninthekingdomofFife,being,bysomefiveyears,theyoungeroftwosonsofArchibaldLeslie,ofPitcullo,nearSt。
Andrews,acadetofthegreatHouseofRothes。MymotherwasanEnglishwomanoftheDebatableLand,aStoreyofNetherby,andofme,inourcountryspeech,itusedtobesaidthatIwas"amother'sbairn。”ForIhadevermygreatestjoyinher,whomIlostereI
wassixteenyearsofage,andsheinme:notthatshefavouredmeunduly,forshewasveryjust,butthat,withinourselves,weeachknewwhowasnearesttoherheart。Shewas,indeed,asaintlywoman,yetofamerrywit,andshehadgreatpleasureinreadingofbooks,andinromances。Beingalways,whenImight,inhercompany,Ibecameaclerkinsensibly,andwithoutlabourIcouldearlyreadandwrite,whereforemyfatherwasmindedtobringmeupforachurchman。Forthiscause,Iwassomedealdespisedbyothersofmyage,and,yetmore,becausefrommymotherIhadcaughttheSouthrontrickofthetongue。Theycalledme"EnglishNorman,"andmanyabattleIhavefoughtonthatquarrel,forIamastrueaScotasany,andIhatedtheEnglishmyownmother'speoplethoughtheywerefortakingandholdingcaptiveourKing,JamesI。ofworthymemory。Myfancy,likethatofmostboys,wasallforthewars,andfullofdreamsconcerningknightsandladies,dragonsandenchanters,aboutwhichtheotherladswerefainenoughtohearmetellwhatIhadreadinromances,thoughtheymockedatmeforreading。Yettheyoftcameillspeedwiththeirjests,formybrotherhadtaughtmetousemyhands:andtoholdaswordIwasinstructedbyoursmith,whohadbeenprenticetoHarryGow,theBurn-the-WindofPerth,andthebestmanathisweaponinbroadScotland。FromhimIgotmanyatrickoffencethatservedmyturnlater。
Butnowtheeviltimecamewhenmydearmothersickenedanddied,leavingtomehermemoryandhergreatchainofgold。Abittersorrowisherdeathtomestill;butanonmyfathertooktohimanotherwifeoftheBethunesofBlebo。Iblamemyself,ratherthanthislady,thatwedweltnothappilyinthesamehouse。Myfathertherefore,stillmindedtomakemeachurchman,sentmetoRobertofMontrose'snewcollegethatstandsintheSouthStreetofSt。
Andrews,acitynotfarfromourhouseofPitcullo。Butthere,likeawaywardboy,Itookmorepleasureinthebattlesofthe"nations"——
asofFifeagainstGallowayandtheLennox;oringamesofcatch-
pull,football,wrestling,hurlingthebar,archery,andgolf——thanindivinelearning——asoflogic,andAristotlehisanalytics。
YetIlovedtobeinthescriptoriumoftheAbbey,andtoseethegoodFatherPeterlimningtheblessedsaintsinblue,andred,andgold,ofwhicharthetaughtmealittle。OftenIwouldhelphimtogrindhiscolours,andheinstructedmeinthelayingofthemonpaperorvellum,withwhiteofegg,andinfixingandburnishingthegold,andindrawingflowers,andfigures,andstrangebeastsanddevils,suchasweseegrinningfromthewallsofthecathedral。IntheFrenchlanguage,too,helearnedme,forhehadbeentaughtatthegreatUniversityofParis;andinAvignonhadseenthePopehimself,BenedictXIII。,ofuncertainmemory。
MuchIlovedtobewithFatherPeter,whoselessonsdidnotirkme,butjumpedwithmyowndesiretoreadromancesintheFrenchtongue,whereoftherearemany。ButnevercouldIhavedreamedthat,indaystocome,thisartofpaintingwouldwinmemybreadforawhile,andthataLeslieofPitculloshouldbedrivenbyhungertosobaseandcontemnedahandiwork,unworthy,whenpractisedforgain,ofmyblood。
Yetitwouldhavebeenwellformetofolloweventhiscraftmore,andmysportsandpastimesless:DickonMelvillehadthenescapedabrokenhead,andI,perchance,abrokenheart。Butyouthisgivenovertovanitiesthatwaragainstthesoul,and,amongothers,tothatwickedgameoftheGolf,nowjustlycrieddownbyourlaws,{2}
asthemotherofcursingandidleness,mischiefandwastery,ofwhichgame,asIverilybelieve,thedevilhimselfisthefather。
Itchanced,onanOctoberdayoftheyearofgraceFourteenhundredandtwenty-eight,thatIwasplayingmyselfatthisaccursedsportwithoneRichardMelville,astudentoflikeagewithmyself。Wewereevenlymatched,thoughDickonwastallandweighty,beinggreatofgrowthforhisage,whereasIwasofbutscantinches,slim,and,asmensaid,ofagirlishcountenance。YetIwaswellskilledinthegameoftheGolf,andhavedrivenaHollandballthelengthofanarrow-flight,thereorthereby。Butwhereforeshouldmysinfulsoulbenowinmindoftheseoldvanities,repentedof,Itrust,longago?
Aswetwain,DickonandI,wereknownforfellchampionsatthisunholysport,manyoftheotherscholarsfollowedus,layingwagersonourheads。Theywerebutawildsetoflads,for,asthen,therewasnot,asnowthereis,ahouseappointedforscholarstodwellintogetherunderauthority。Weworecolouredclothes,andourhairlong;goldchains,andwhingers{3}inourbelts,allofwhichthingsarenowmostrighteouslyforbidden。ButIcarriednowhingeronthelinks,asconsideringthatithamperedamaninhisplay。Sothegamewenton,nowDickonleading"byahole,"astheysay,andnowmyself,andgreatwagerswerelaidonus。
Now,attheholethatissethighabovetheEden,whenceyouseefaroverthecountry,andtheriver-mouth,andtheshipping,itchancedthatmyballlaybetweenDickon'sandthehole,sothathecouldinnomannerwinpastit。
"Youlaidmethatstimyofsetpurpose,"criedDickon,throwingdownhisclubinarage;"andthisisthethirdtimeyouhavedoneitinthisgame。”
"Itiscleanagainstcommonluck,"quothoneofhisparty,"andthegameandthemoneylaidonitshouldbeours。”
"BytheblessedbonesoftheApostle,"Isaid,'noluckismorecommon。To-daytome,to-morrowtothee!Layitofpurpose,I
couldnotifIwould。”
"Youlie!"heshoutedinarage,andgrippedtohiswhinger。
Itwasevermyfather'scounselthatImusttaketheliefromnone。
Therefore,ashissteelwasout,andIcarriednone,Imadenomoreado,andthewordofshamehadscarcelefthislipswhenIfelledhimwiththeironclubthatweuseinsand。
"Heisdead!"criedtheyofhisparty,whiletheladsofmyownlookedaskanceonme,andhadmanifestlynomindtobepartakersinmydeed。
Now,Melvillecameofagreathouse,and,partlyinfearoftheirfeud,partlylikeoneamazedandwithoutanycounsel,Iranandleapedintoaboatthatchancedtolieconvenientonthesand,andpulledoutintotheEden。ThenceIsawthemraiseupMelville,andbearhimtowardsthetown,hisfriendsliftingtheirhandsagainstme,withthreatsandmalisons。Hislegstrailedandhisheadwaggedlikethelegsandtheheadofadeadman,andIwaswithouthopeintheworld。
Atfirstitwasmythoughttorowuptheriver-mouth,land,andmakeacrossthemarshesandfieldstoourhouseatPitcullo。ButI
bethoughtmethatmyfatherwasanaustereman,whomIhadvexedbeyondbearingwithmylatewickedfollies,intowhich,sincethedeathofmymother,Ihadfallen。AndnowIwasbringinghimnocollegeprize,butablood-feud,whichhewasliketofindanillheritageenough,evenwithoutanevilandthanklessson。Mystepmother,too,wholovedmelittle,wouldinflamehisangeragainstme。Manydaughtershehad,andofgearandgoodsnomorethanenough。Robin,myelderbrother,hehadletpasstoFrance,whereheservedamongthemenofJohnKirkmichael,BishopofOrleans——hethatsmotetheDukeofClarenceinfairfightatBauge。
Thinkingofmyfather,andofmystepmother'sillwelcome,andofRobin,abroadinthewarsagainstouroldenemyofEngland,itmaybethatIfellintoakindofhalfdream,theboatlullingmebyitsmovementonthewaters。SuddenlyIfeltacrashingblowonmyhead。
Itwasasifthepowderusedforartilleryhadexplodedinmymouth,withflashoflightandfierytaste,andIknewnothing。Then,howlongafterIcouldnottell,therewaswateronmyface,theblueskyandthebluetidewerespinninground——theyspunswiftly,thenslowly,thenstoodstill。Therewasafiercepainstoundinginmyhead,andavoicesaid-
"Thatgoodoar-strokewilllearnyoutostealboats!"
Iknewthevoice;itwasthatofamerchantsailor-manwithwhom,onthedaybefore,Ihadquarrelledinthemarket-place。NowIwaslyingatthebottomofaboatwhichfourseamen,whohadroweduptomeandhadbrokenmyheadasImeditated,werepullingtowardsamerchant-vessel,orcarrick,intheEden-mouth。Hersailswerebeingset;theboatwhereinIlaywastowingthatintowhichIhadleapedafterstrikingdownMelville。Fortwooftheship'smen,beingonshore,hadhailedtheirfellowsinthecarrick,andtheyhadtakenvengeanceuponme。
"Youscholarladsmustbetaughtbetterthanyourmasterslearnyou,"saidmyenemy。
Andtherewiththeycarriedmeonboardthevessel,the"St。
Margaret,"ofBerwick,ladenwithacargoofdriedsalmonfromEden-
mouth。Theymeantmenokindness,fortherewasanoldfeudbetweenthescholarsandthesailors;butitseemedtome,inmyfoolishness,thatnowIwasinluck'sway。Ineednotgoback,withbloodonmyhands,toPitculloandmyfather。Ihadmoneyinmypouch,mymother'sgoldchainaboutmyneck,aship'sdeckundermyfoot,andtheseasbeforeme。ItwasnothardformetobargainwiththeshipmasterforapassagetoBerwick,whenceImightputmyselfaboardavesselthattradedtoBordeauxforwinefromthatcountry。ThesailorsImademyfriendsatnogreatcost,forindeedtheyweretheconquerors,andcouldaffordtoshowclemency,andholdmetoslightransomasaprisonerofwar。
Soweliftedanchor,andsailedoutofEden-mouth,noneofthoseonshoreknowinghowIwasaboardthecarrickthatslippedbythebishop'scastle,andsounderthegreattowersoftheminsterandSt。Rule's,forthtotheNorthernSea。Despitemybrokenhead——
whichputitcomfortablyintomymindthatmaybeDickon'swasnoworse——IcouldhavelaughedtothinkhowcleanIhadvanishedawayfromSt。Andrews,asifthefairieshadtakenme。Nowhavingtimetoreasonofitquietly,IpickeduphopeforDickon'slife,rememberinghisheadtobeofthethickest。ThencameintomymindthemanyromancesofchivalrywhichIhadread,whereintheyoungsquirehastofleehiscountryforachanceblow,asdidMessirePatroclus,intheRomanceofTroy,whoslewamaninangeroverthegameofthechess,andmanyanotherknight,inthetalesofCharlemagneandhispaladins。Foreveritisthusthestoryopens,andmystory,methought,wasbeginningto-dayliketherest。
Now,nottoprovemorewearisomethanneedbe,andsovexthosewhoreadthischroniclewithmuchtalkaboutmyself,andsuchaccidentsoftravelasbesetallvoyagers,andchieflyintimeofwar,IfoundatradingshipatBerwick,andreachedBordeauxsafe,aftermuchsicknessonthesea。AndinBordeaux,withaverysoreheart,I
changedthelinksofmymother'schainthatwerelefttome——allbutfour,thatstillIkeep——formoneyofthatcountry;andso,withalighterpackthanspirit,IsetforthtowardsOrleansandtomybrotherRobin。
OnthisjourneyIhadgoodcausetoblessFatherPeteroftheAbbeyforhisteachingmetheFrenchtongue,thatwasofmoreservicetomethanallmyLatin。YetmyLatin,too,thelittleIknew,stoodmeingoodsteadatthemonasteries,whereoftenIfoundbedandboard,andnosmallkindness;Ilittledeemingthat,intimetocome,Ialsoshouldbeinreligion,anoldmanandweary,gladtospeakwithtravellersconcerningthenewsoftheworld,fromwhichI
amnowthesetenyearsretired。YetIloveevenbettertocallbackmemoriesofthesedays,whenItookmypartinthefray。Ifthisbeasin,mayGodandtheSaintsforgiveme,forifIhavefought,itwasinarightfulcause,whichHeavenatlasthas
ThewayswererudeandlongfromBordeauxtowntoOrleans,whitherI
hadsetmyface,notknowing,whenIleftmyowncountry,thatthecitywasbeleagueredbytheEnglish。ForwhocouldguessthatlordsandknightsoftheChristianfaith,holdingcaptivethegentleDukeofOrleans,wouldbesiegehisowncity?——athingunheardofamongtheverySaracens,andadeedthatGodpunished。Yetthenewsofthisgreatvillainy,namely,theleaguerofOrleans,thennewlybegun,reachedmyearsonmylandingatBordeaux,andmademegreatlyfearthatImightnevermeetmybrotherRobinalive。Andthismydoubtprovedbuttootrue,forhesoonafterthistimefell,withmanyotherScottishgentlemenandarchers,desertedshamefullybytheFrenchandbyCharlesdeBourbon,ComtedeClermont,attheBattleoftheHerrings。ButofthisIknewnothing——as,indeed,thebattlewasnotyetfought——andonlypushedonforFrance,thinkingtotakeservicewiththeDauphinagainsttheEnglish。Myjourneywasthroughacountryruinousenough,for,thoughtheEnglishwereonthefurtherbankoftheLoire,thepartisansoftheDauphinhadmadearuinroundthemselvesandtheirholds,and,notbeingpaid,theyliveduponthecountry。
ThefurthernorthIheld,bywaysbrokenandruinedwithrainsandsuns,themorebareandruggedgrewthewholeland。Once,stoppinghardbyahamlet,IhadsatdowntomunchsuchfoodasIcarried,andwassharingmymealwithalittlebrownherd-boy,whotoldmethathewasdinnerless。Afewsheepandleankinepluckedatsuchscantgrassesasgrewamongrocks,andherbsuselessbutsweet-
scented,whensuddenlyahornwasblownfromthetowerofthelittlechurch。Thefirstnoteofthatblasthadnotdiedaway,wheneverycowandsheepwasscamperingtowardsthehamletandakindof"barmkyn"{4}theyhadbuildedthereforprotection,andtheboyafterthem,runningwithhisbarelegsfordearlife。Forme,Iwastooamazedtorunintime,solayskulkinginthethicksweet-
smellingherbs,whenceIsawcertainmen-at-armsgalloptothecrestofacliffhardby,andrideonwithcurses,fortheywerenotofstrengthtotakethebarmkyn。
SuchwasthefaceofFranceinmanycounties。Thefieldslayweedyanduntilled;thestarvingpeasant-folktooktothehighway,everymanpreyingonhisneighbour。Woodshadgrownup,andbrokeninupontheroads。Howbeit,thoughrobbersharbouredtherein,noneofthemheldtoransomawanderingpoorScotsscholar。
SlowlyItrudged,beingoftendelayed,andIwasnownearingPoictiers,andthoughtmyselfwellonmyroadtoChinon,where,asI
heard,theDauphinlay,whenIcametoaplacewheretheroadshouldhavecrossedastream——notwide,butstrong,smooth,andverydeep。
Thestreamranthroughaglen;andabovetheroadIhadlongnotedthetowersofacastle。ButasIdrewcloser,Isawfirstthatthewallswereblackwithfireandroofless,andthatcarrionbirdswerehoveringoverthem,someenemyhavingfallenupontheplace:andnext,behold,thebridgewasbroken,andtherewasneitherfordnorferry!Alltheruinwasfresh,thecastlestillsmouldering,thekitesflockingandyellingabovethetrees,theplanksofthebridgeshowingthatthedestructionwasbutofyesterday。
Thismatterofthebrokenbridgecostmelittlethought,forIcouldswimlikeanotter。Buttherewasanothertravellerdownbythestreamwhoseemedmorenearlyconcerned。WhenIcameclosetohim,Ifoundhimstandinguptohiswaistinthewater,takingsoundingswithalongandheavystaff。Hiscordelier'sfrockwastuckedupintohisbelt,hislongbrownlegs,withblackhairsthickonthem,werenaked。Hewasahuge,darkman,andwhenheturnedandstaredatme,Ithoughtthat,amongallmenoftheChurchandinreligionwhomIhadeverbeheld,hewasthefoulestandmostfiercetolookupon。Hehadanugly,murderousvisage,felleyesandkeen,andarightlongnose,hookedlikeafalcon's。Theeyesinhisheadshonelikeswords,andofalleyesofmanIeversaw,hiswerethemostpiercingandmostterrible。Onhisbackhecarried,asInoticedatthefirst,whatIneversawonacordelier'sbackbefore,oronanybuthissince——anarbalest,andhehadboltsenoughinhisbag,thefeathersshowingabove。
"Paxvobiscum,"hecried,inaloud,gratingvoice,ashesawme,andscrambledouttoshore。
"Etcumanimatua,"Ianswered。
"NomdeDieu!"hesaid,"youhavebottomedmyLatinalready,thatisscarcesodeepastheriverhere。Mymalisononthemthatbrokethebridge!"Thenhelookedmeoverfiercely。
"BurgundyorArmagnac?"heasked。
Ithoughtthequestionstrange,asatravellerwouldscarcecaretopronounceforBurgundyinthatcountry。Butthiswasamanwhowoulddareanything,soIdeemeditbettertoanswerthatIwasaScot,and,sofar,ofneitherparty。
"Tug-mutton,wine-sack!"hesaid,thesebeingtwoofmanyillnameswhichtheFrenchgaveourcountrymen;for,ofallmen,theFrenchareleastgratefultous,who,underHeavenandtheMaid,havesettheirKingonhisthroneagain。
TheEnglishknewthis,iftheFrenchdidnot;andtheirgreatKing,HarrytheFifth,whenhefellillofSt。Fiacre'ssickness,afterplunderingthatScotssaint'sshrineofcertainhorse-shoes,silver-
gilt,saidwellthat,"gowherehewould,hewasbeardedbyScots,deadoralive。”ButtheFrencharenotathankfulpeople。
Ihadnoanswerveryreadytomytongue,sosteppeddownsilenttothewater-edge,andwasabouttakingoffmydoubletandhose,meaningtocarrythemonmyheadandswimacross。Buthebarredthewaywithhisstaff,and,forme,Igrippedtomywhinger,andwatchedmychancetoruninunderhisguard。Forthiscordelierwasnottoberespected,Ideemed,likeothersoftheOrderofSt。
Francis,andallmenofHolyChurch。
"Answeracivilquestion,"hesaid,"beforeitcomestoworse:
ArmagnacorBurgundy?"
"Armagnac,"Ianswered,"oranythingelsethatisnotEnglish。
Clearthecauseway,madfriar!"
Atthathethrewdownhisstaff。
"Igonorthalso,"hesaid,"toOrleans,ifImay,forthefoul"manants"andpeasantdogsofthiscountryhaveburnedthecastleofAlfonseRodigo,agoodknightthatheldtheminrightgoodorderthisyearpast。Hewasworthy,indeed,toridewiththatexcellentcaptain,DonRodrigodeVillandradas。King'scaptainorvillagelabourer,allwasfishthatcametohisnet,andbuttwodaysagoI
washishonourablechaplain。Buthemadethepeoplemad,andagreatcarousethatwekeptgavethemtheiropportunity。TheyhaveroastedthegoodknightAlfonse,andwouldhavedoneasmuchforme,hisalmoner,frockandall,ifwinehadanymasteryoverme。ButI
gavethemtheslip。Heavenhelpsitsown!Natheless,Iwouldthatthisriverwerebetweenmeandtheirvengeance,and,foronce,I
dreadthesmellofroastmeatthatisstillinmynostrils——pah!"
Andherehespatontheground。
"Butonedoorcloses,"hewenton,"andanotheropens,andtoOrleansamInowbound,intheserviceofmyholycalling。”
"Thereis,indeed,causeenoughfortheshrivingofsoulsofsinners,Father,inthatcountry,asIhear,andaholymanlikeyouwillberightwelcometomany。”
"Theyneedlittleshrivingthatareoppositemyculverin,"saidthisstrangepriest。"ThoughnowIcarrybutanarbalest,thegunismymistress,andmypatronisthegunner'ssaint,St。Barbara。Andevenwiththistoy,methinksIhavethelivesofascoreofgoddamsinmybolt-pouch。”
IknewthatinthesewilddaysmanyclericswerecarelessastothatwhichtheChurchenjoinsconcerningtheeffusionofblood——nay,I
havenamedJohnKirkmichael,BishopofOrleans,ashavinghimselfbrokenaspearonthebodyoftheDukeofClarence。TheAbbeofCerquenceaux,also,wasavaliantmaninreligion,andagoodcaptain,and,alloverFrance,clericsweregrippingtoswordandspear。ButsuchapriestasthisIdidnotexpecttosee。
"Yourname?"heaskedsuddenly,thewordscomingoutwithasoundlikethefirstgratingofasawonstone。
"TheycallmeNormanLesliedePitcullo,"Ianswered。"Andyours?"
"Myname,"hesaid,"isNoiroufle"——andIthoughtthatneverhadI
seenamansowellfittedwithaname;——"inreligion,BrotherThomas,apoorbrotheroftheOrderofthemadSt。FrancisofAssisi。”
"Then,BrotherThomas,howdoyoumeantocrossthiswaterwhichliesbetweenyouandtheexerciseofyourholycalling?Doyouswim?"
"Likeastonecannon-ball,and,forallthatIcanfind,thecursedwaterhasnobottom。Cross!"hesnarled。"Letmeseeyouswim。”
Iwasgladenoughtobequitofhimsosoon,butInoticedthat,asIstrippedandpackedmyclothestocarryinabundleonmyhead,theholymansethisfootinthestirrupofhisweapon,andwaswindinguphisarbalestwithawindlass,aboltinhismouth,watchingatthesametimeaheronthatrosefromamarshonthefurthersideofthestream。Onthisbird,Ideemed,hemeanttotryhisskillwiththearbalest。
"Adieu,BrotherThomas,"Isaid,asItookthewater;andinafewstrokesIwasacrossandrunningupanddownonthebanktogetmyselfdry。"Back!"camehisgratingvoice——"back!andwithoutyourclothes,youwine-sackofScotland,orIshoot!"andhisarbalestwaslevelledonme。
IhaveoftenaskedmyselfsincewhatIshouldhavedone,andwhatwasthepartofabraveman。PerchanceImighthavedived,andswumdown-streamunderwater,butthenIhadbestowedmybundleofclothessomelittlewayoff,andBrotherThomascommandeditfromhissideofthestream。HewouldhavewaitedthereinambushtillI
cameshiveringbackforhoseanddoublet,andIshouldbeinnobettercasethanIwasnow。Meanwhilehisweaponwaslevelledatme,andIcouldseethebolt-pointsetstraightformybreast,andglitteringinapaleblinkofthesun。Thebravestcourseiseverthebest。Ishouldhavethrownmyselfontheearth,nodoubt,andsocrawledtocover,takingmychanceofdeathratherthantheshameofobeyingunderthreatandforce。ButIwasyoung,andhadneverlookeddeathintheface,so,beingafraidandastonished,Imadewhatseemedthebestofanillbusiness,and,thoughmyfacereddensyetatthethoughtofit,Ileapedinandswambacklikeadogtoheel。
"Beholdme,"Isaid,makingasbraveacountenanceasImightinfaceofnecessity。
"Welldone,NormanLesliedePitcullo,"hesnarled,baringhisyellowteeth。"ThisistheobediencewhichtheyoungowetotheChurch。Now,ferrymeover;youaremyboat。”
"Youwilldrown,man,"Isaid。"Notwhileyouswim。”
Then,unbucklinghisfrock,hepackeditashehadseenmedo,bademeputitonmyhead,andsosteppedoutintothewater,holdingforthhisarmtoputaboutmyneck。Iwasforteachinghimhowtolayitonmyshoulder,andwasbiddinghimkeepstillasaplankofwood,buthesnarled-
"Ihavesailedonaboatoffleshbeforeto-day。”
Todohimjustice,hekeptstillasalogofwood,andso,yieldingpartlytothestream,Ilandedhimsomewhatfurtherdownthantheplacewheremyownclotheswerelying。Tothemhewalked,andveryquietlypickingupmywhingerandmyraimentthathegatheredunderhisarm,heconcealedhimselfinathickbush,albeititwasleafless,wherenomancouldhavebeenawareofhim。Thisamazedmenotalittle,formodestydidnotseemanypartofhisnature。
"Now,"sayshe,"fetchovermyarbalest。LyingwhereIamyouhavenoadvantagetoshootme,as,nomdeDieu!Iwouldhaveshotyouhadyounotobeyed。Andharkye,bytheway,unwindthearbalestbeforeyoucross;itiseverwelltobeonthesafeside。Andbesureyouwetnotthestring。”Hepushedhisfacethroughthebush,andheldinhismouthmynakedwhinger,thatshonebetweenhisshiningeyes。
NowagainIsayit,Ihavethoughtoverthismattermanyatime,andhaveevenlaughedaloudandbitterly,whenIwasalone,atthefigureofmeshiveringthere,onacoldFebruaryday,andatmyhelplessestate。Foranakedmanisnomatchforamanwithawhinger,andhewassittingonmyclothes。Sothisfriar,unworthyashewasofhisholycalling,hadmeatanavailoneveryside,nordoIyetseewhatIcoulddobutobeyhim,asIdid。AndwhenI
landedfromthisfifthvoyage,helaughedandgavemehisblessing,and,whatIneededmore,somefieryspiritsfromawater-gourd,inwhichFatherThomascarriednowater。
"Welldone,myson,"hesaid,"andnowwearecomrades。Mylifewasnotoversafeonyonderside,seeingthatthe"manants"hateme,andrespectnotmyhood,andtwoarebettercompanythanone,wherewearegoing。”
Thisencounterwasthebeginningofmanyevils,andoftennowthepictureshinesuponmyeyes,andIseethegreywater,andhearthecoldwindwhistleinthedryreedsoftheriver-bankwhereonwesat。
Themanwasmymaster,Heavenhelpme!assurelyasSathanaswashis。Andthough,atlast,Islippedhisclutches,asyoushallhearmorereadilythan,Itrow,hewillscapehislordintheend,forhestilllives,yetitwasanilldaythatwemet——anilldayformeandforFrance。Howbeitwejoggedon,hemerrilyenoughsingingasculduderysong,Isomethingsurly,underagreyFebruarysky,withakeenwindsearchingoutthethreadbareplacesinourraiment。
Mycomrade,ashecalledhimself,toldmewhatpassageshechoseinthehistoryofhislife:howhecametobefrockedbut'cucullusnonfacitmonachum',andhow,inthetroublesofthesetimes,hehaddiscoveredinhimselfagreataptitudeforthegunner'strade,ofwhichheboastednotalittle。Hehadbeeninoneandanotherofthesearmedcompaniesthattookservicewitheitherside,forhire,beingbetterwarriorsandmoreskilledthanthenoblesse,butacursetoFrance:for,inpeaceorwar,friendorfoe,theyplunderedall,andheldalltoransom。WithRodrigodeVillandradas,thatblood-houndofSpain,hehadbeenhighinfavour,butwhenRodrigowenttoharrysouthandeast,hehadtarriedatRuffec,withanotherthiefofthatnation,AlfonseRodigo。Allhistalk,aswewent,wasofslayingmeninfight;whomheslewhecarednotmuch,butchieflyhehatedtheEnglishandthemofBurgundy。Tohim,warwaswhathuntingandshootinggameistoothers;acruelandbloodypastime,whenChristiansarethequarry!
"JohntheLorrainer,andI,therearenootherstobenamedwithusattheculverin,"hewouldbrag。"Wetwoagainstanarmy,giveusgoodcover,andpowderandleadenballsenough。Hey!MasterJohnandImustshootamatchyet,againstEnglishtargets,andofthemthereareplentyunderOrleans。ButifImakenotthebetterspeed,thetownwillhavefallen,oryielded,rescueornorescue,andofrescuethereisnohopeatall。ThedevilfightsfortheEnglish,whowillsoonbeswarmingovertheLoire,andthatKingofBourgesofourswillhavetoflee,andgnawhorse'sfodder,oatsandbarley,withyourfriendsinScotland。”
ThiswasoneofthemanyungeneroustauntswhichtheFrenchmadeoftenagainstusScots,thathavebeentheirancientandlealbrethreninarmssincethedaysofKingAchaiusandCharlemagne。
"TheDauphin,"hewenton,"forKingheisnone,andcrownedhewillneverbe,shouldbeinOrleans,leadinghismen;andlo!heistiedtothebeltoffatLaTremouille,andisdancingofballetsatChinon——amurrainonhim,andonthemthatmakehismusic!"ThenhefelltocursinghisKing,athingterribletohear,andsotoaskingmequestionsaboutmyself。ItoldhimthatIhadfledmyowncountryforaman-slaying,hoping,mayHeavenforgiveme!tomakehimthinkthehigherofmeforthedeed。
"Soweallbegin,"saidhe;"ashrewdblow,orafairwench;adeath,orabirthunlawful,'tisalloneforthwearedriventotheworldandthewars。Yetyouhavestartedwell,——wellenough,andbetterthanIgaveyourgirl'sfacecreditfor。Barsteelandrope,youmaycarrysomeFrenchgoldbacktostinkingScotlandyet。”
Hegavemesomuchcreditasthisforadeedthatdeservednone,butrathercalledforrebukefromhim,who,howeverunworthy,wasinreligion,andworethegarboftheBlessedFrancis。Butveryfarfromfortifyingmeinvirtuouscourses,aswashisboundenduty,therewasnowickednessthathedidnottrytoteachme,tillpartlyIhatedhim,andpartly,Ifear,Iadmiredonesoskilledinevil。
Thetruthis,asIsaid,thatthisman,forthattime,wasmymaster。Hewaslearnedinalltheartsbywhichpoorandwanderingfolkcankeeptheirbelliesfullwanderingbytheway。Withwomen,uglyandterribleofaspectashewas,hehadagreatpower:apioussayingfortheold;awaywiththeyoungwhichhaseverbeenamysterytome,unless,assomeofthelearnedthink,allwomenarenaturallyloversofwickedness,ifstrengthandcouragegowithit。
Whatbywheedling,whatbybullying,whatbytalesofpilgrimagestoholyshrineshewascomingfromJerusalembywayofRome,sohetoldallwemet,heeverwonawelcome。
Othermoredevilishcantripsheplayed,oneofthematthepeasant'shousewherewerestedonthefirstnightofourcommontravel。TheLentensupperwhichtheygaveus,withnolittlekindness,wasended,andweweresittinginthefirelight,BrotherThomasdiscoursinglargelyofhispilgrimages,andofhisfavouramongthehighclergy。Thus,atIknownotwhatconventoftheClarisses,{5}
inItaly,theholySistershadpressedonhimarelicofMonsieurSt。Aignan,thepatronofthegoodtownofOrleans。Toseethisrelic,thefarmer,hiswife,andhissonsanddaughterscrowdedeagerly;itwasbutalittleblackenedfingerbone,yettheywerefaintotouchit,asisthecustom。Butthishewouldnotyetallow。
"Perchancesomeofyou,"hesaid,"arealreadycorrupt,notknowingit,withthepoisonousbreathofthatdamnableHussiteheresy,whichisblowingfromtheeastlikewindofthepestilence,andyemayhavedoubtsconcerningtheverityofthismostholyandmiraculousrelic?"
Theyallcrossedthemselves,protestingthatnosuchwickedwhisperofSathanashadevercomeintotheirminds,norhadtheysomuchasheardofHussandhisblasphemies。
"Nay,"saidBrotherThomas,"IcouldscarcelyblameyouifitwerepartlyasIsaid。Forinthislattertimeoftheworld,whenIhavemyselfmetJewsflockingtoBabylonexpectingthebirthofAntichrist,therebemanyfalsebrethren,whocarryaboutfeignedrelics,todeceivethesimple。Weshouldbelievenoman,ifhebe,asIam,astranger,unlessheshowsusasign,suchasnowIwillshowyou。Giveme,ofyourgrace,akerchief,oranapkin。”Thegoodwifegavehimacleanwhitenapkinfromheraumbry,andhetoreitupbeforetheireyes,shenotdaringtostayhishand。
"Nownotethisholyrelicanditswonderfulpower,"hesaid,holdingtheblackenedbonehighinhislefthand,andalloureyeswerefixedonit。"Nowmark,"hesaidagain,passingitoverthenapkin;
andlo!therewasacleanwhitenapkininhishands,andofthetornshredsnotatrace!
Wewerestillgaping,andcrossingourselveswithblessingsonthishappydayandourunworthyeyesthatbeheldamiracle,whenhedidathingyetmoremarvellous,ifthatmightbe,whichIscarceexpectanymanwillbelieve。Goingtothetable,andcatchingupaglassvesselonwhichthegoodwifesetgreatstore,hethrewitagainstthewall,andweallplainlyhearditshiverintotinklingpieces。
Then,crossingtheroomintothecorner,thatwasduskyenough,hefacedus,againholdingtheblessedrelic,whereonwestared,inholyfear。Thenherose,andinhishandwasthegoodwife'sglassvessel,withoutcrackorflaw!{6}
"Such,"hesaid,"arethepropertiesofthismiraculousrelic;thereisnothingbrokenbutitwillmend,ay,abrokenlimb,asIcanproveonmyownsinfulbody,"——thrustingouthisgreatbrownleg,whereon,assuredly,weresignsofafracture;"ay,abrokenleg,or,mydeardaughters,abrokenheart。”Atthis,ofcourse,theywerealleagertotouchtheblessedrelicwiththeirpoorringsofbasemetal,suchastheywearwhoarenotrich。Nay,butfirst,hesaid,theymustgivetheirmitesforaconventoftheClarisses,thatwasbuildingatCastres,bythecareoftheholyColette,whomhemightcallhispatroness,unworthyashewas。
Thenheshowedusasafe-conduct,signedwiththatblessedwoman'sownhand,suchasshewaswonttogivetothereligiousoftheOrderofSt。Francis。Byvirtueofthis,hesaidand,bymiracle,foroncehesaidtruly,asIhadbuttoogoodcausetolearn,hecouldgofreelyinandoutamongthecampsofFrench,English,andBurgundians。