Fulkerson,"saidthegirl。
ThisservedtoremindFulkersonofsomething。Heturnedtoherfather。
"I'lltellyouwhat,ColonelWoodburn,IwantMr。Marchtoseesomechaptersofthatbookofyours。I'vebeentalkingtohimaboutit。"
"Idonotthinkitwouldaddtothepopularityofyourperiodical,sir,"
saidtheColonel,withastatelypleasureinbeingasked。"Myviewsofacivilizationbaseduponresponsibleslaverywouldhardlybeacceptabletoyourcommercializedsociety。"
"Well,notasapracticalthing,ofcourse,"Fulkersonadmitted。"Butassomethingretrospective,speculative,Ibelieveitwouldmakeahit。
There'ssomuchgoingonnowaboutsocialquestions;Iguesspeoplewouldliketoreadit。"
"Idonotknowthatmyworkisintendedtoamusepeople,"saidtheColonel,withsomestate。
"Mahgoodness!AhonlywishitWAS,then,"saidhisdaughter;andsheadded:"Yes,Mr。Fulkerson,theColonelwillbeverygladtosubmitpo'tionsofhiswoaktoyo'edito'。Wewanttohavesomeofthehonaw。
Perhapswecansaywehelpedtostopyo'magazine,ifwedidn'thelptostawtit。"
Theyalllaughedatherboldness,andFulkersonsaid:"It'lltakeagooddealmorethanthattostop'EveryOtherWeek'。TheColonel'swholebookcouldn'tdoit。"Thenhelookedunhappy,forColonelWoodburndidnotseemtoenjoyhisreassuringwords;butMissWoodburncametohisrescue。
"Youmaghtillustrateitwiththepo'traitoftheawthorisdaughtaw,ifit'stoolateforthecovah。"
"Goingtohavethatineverynumber,MissWoodburn!"hecried。
"Oh,mahgoodness!"shesaid,withmockhumility。
Almasatlookingatherpiquanthead,black,unconsciouslyoutlinedagainstthelamp,asshesatworkingbythetable。"Justkeepstillamoment!"
Shegothersketch-blockandpencils,andbegantodraw;Fulkersontiltedhimselfforwardandlookedoverhershoulder;hesmiledoutwardly;
inwardlyhewasdividedbetweenadmirationofMissWoodburn'sarchbeautyandappreciationoftheskillwhichreproducedit;atthesametimehewastryingtorememberwhetherMarchhadauthorizedhimtogosofarastoaskforasightofColonelWoodburn'smanuscript。HefeltthathehadtrencheduponMarch'sprovince,andheframedoneapologytotheeditorforbringinghimthemanuscript,andanothertotheauthorforbringingitback。
"MostAhholdraghtstilllikeitwasaphotograph?"askedMissWoodburn。"CanAhtoak?"
"Talkallyouwant,"saidAlma,squintinghereyes。"Andyouneedn'tbeeitheradamantine,noryet——wooden。"
"Oh,ho'verygoodofyou!Well,ifAhcantoak——goon,Mr。Fulkerson!"
"Metalk?Ican'tbreathetillthisthingisdone!"sighedFulkerson;atthatpointofhismentaldramatheColonelwasbehavingrustilyaboutthereturnofhismanuscript,andhefeltthathewaslookinghislastonMissWoodburn'sprofile。
"Isshegettingitraght?"askedthegirl。
"Idon'tknowwhichiswhich,"saidFulkerson。
"Oh,AhhopeAhshall!Ahdon'twanttogoroundfeelin'likeasheetofpapahhalfthetime。"
"Youcouldrattleon,justthesame,"suggestedAlma。
"Oh,now!Jostlistentothat,Mr。Fulkerson。Doyoucallthatanywaytotoaktopeople?"
"Youmightknowwhichyouwerebythecolor,"Fulkersonbegan,andthenbebrokeofffromthepersonalconsiderationwithabusinessinspiration,andsmackedhimselfontheknee,"Wecouldprintitincolor!"
Mrs。Leightongathereduphersewingandhelditwithbothhandsinherlap,whileshecameround,andlookedcriticallyatthesketchandthemodeloverherglasses。"It'sverygood,Alma,"shesaid。
ColonelWoodburnremainedrestivelyonhissideofthetable。"Ofcourse,Mr。Fulkerson,youwerejesting,sir,whenyouspokeofprintingasketchofmydaughter。"
"Why,Idon'tknow——Ifyouobject——?
"Ido,sir——decidedly,"saidtheColonel。
"Thenthatsettlesit,ofcourse,"said"Ionlymeant——"
"Indeeditdoesn't!"criedthegirl。"Who'stoknowwhoit'sfrom?
Ah'mjostsetonhavin'itprinted!Ah'mgoingtoappearastheheadofSlavery——inoppositiontotheheadofLiberty。"
"There'llbearevolutioninsideofforty-eighthours,andwe'llhavetheColonel'ssystemgoingwhereveracopyof'EveryOtherWeek'circulates,"
saidFulkerson。
"Thissketchbelongstome,"Almainterposed。"I'mnotgoingtoletitbeprinted。"
"Oh,mahgoodness!"saidMissWoodburn,laughinggood-humoredly。
"That'sbecoseyouwerebroughtuptohateslavery。"
"IshouldlikeMr。Beatontoseeit,"saidMrs。Leighton,inasortofabsenttone。Sheadded,toFulkerson:"Iratherexpectedhemightbeinto-night。"
"Well,ifhecomeswe'llleaveittoBeaton,"Fulkersonsaid,withreliefinthesolution,andananxiousglanceattheColonel,acrossthetable,toseehowhetookthatformofthejoke。MissWoodburninterceptedhisglanceandlaughed,andFulkersonlaughed,too,butratherforlornly。
Almasetherlipsprimlyandturnedherheadfirstononesideandthenontheothertolookatthesketch。"Idon'tthinkwe'llleaveittoMr。
Beaton,evenifhecomes。"
"WelefttheotherdesignforthecovertoBeaton,"Fulkersoninsinuated。
"Iguessyouneedn'tbeafraidofhim。"
"Isitaquestionofmybeingafraid?"Almaasked;sheseemedcoollyintentonherdrawing。
"MissLeightonthinksheoughttobeafraidofher,"MissWoodburnexplained。
"It'saquestionofhiscourage,then?"saidAlma。
"Well,Idon'tthinktherearemanyyoungladiesthatBeaton'safraidof,"saidFulkerson,givinghimselftherespiteofthispurelyrandomremark,whileheinterrogatedthefacesofMrs。LeightonandColonelWoodburnforsomelightuponthetendencyoftheirdaughters'words。
HewasnothelpedbyMrs。Leighton'ssaying,withacertainanxiety,"Idon'tknowwhatyoumean,Mr。Fulkerson。"
"Well,you'reasmuchinthedarkasIammyself,then,"saidFulkerson。
"IsupposeImeantthatBeatonisrather——a——favorite,youknow。Thewomenlikehim。"
Mrs。Leightonsighed,andColonelWoodburnroseandlefttheroom。
Inthesilencethatfollowed,Fulkersonlookedfromoneladytotheotherwithdismay。"Iseemtohaveputmyfootinit,somehow,"hesuggested,andMissWoodburngaveacryoflaughter。
"Poo'Mr。Fulkerson!Poo'Mr。Fulkerson!Papathoatyouwantedhimtogo。"
"Wantedhimtogo?"repeatedFulkerson。
"WealwaysmentionMr。Beatonwhenwewanttogetridofpapa。"
"Well,itseemstomethatIhavenoticedthathedidn'ttakemuchinterestinBeaton,asageneraltopic。ButIdon'tknowthatIeversawitdrivehimoutoftheroombefore!"
"Well,heisn'talwayssobad,"saidMissWoodburn。"Butitwasacaseofhateatfirstsight,anditseemstobegrowin'onpapa。"
"Well,Icanunderstandthat,"saidFulkerson。"TheimpulsetodestroyBeatonissomethingthateverybodyhastostruggleagainstatthestart。"
"Imustsay,Mr。Fulkerson,"saidMrs。Leighton,inthetremorthroughwhichshenervedherselftodifferopenlywithanyonesheliked,"Ineverhadtostrugglewithanythingofthekind,inregardtoMr。Beaton。Hehasalwaysbeenmostrespectfuland——and——considerate,withme,whateverhehasbeenwithothers。"
"Well,ofcourse,Mrs。Leighton!"Fulkersoncamebackinasoothingtone。
"Butyouseeyou'retherulethatprovestheexception。IwasspeakingofthewaymenfeltaboutBeaton。It'sdifferentwithladies;Ijustsaidso。"
"Isitalwaysdifferent?"Almaasked,liftingherheadandherhandfromherdrawing,andstaringatitabsently。
Fulkersonpushedbothhishandsthroughhiswhiskers。"Lookhere!Lookhere!"hesaid。"Won'tsomebodystartsomeothersubject?Wehaven'thadtheweatherupyet,havewe?Ortheopera?Whatisthematterwithafewremarksaboutpolitics?"
"Why,Ahthoatyoulahkedtotoakaboutthestaffofyo'magazine,"saidMissWoodburn。
"Oh,Ido!"saidFulkerson。"Butnotalwaysaboutthesamememberofit。
Hegetsmonotonous,whenhedoesn'tgetcomplicated。I'vejustcomeroundfromtheMarches',"headded,toMrs。Leighton。
"Isupposethey'vegotthoroughlysettledintheirapartmentbythistime。"Mrs。LeightonsaidsomethinglikethiswhenevertheMarcheswerementioned。Atthebottomofherheartshehadnotforgiventhemfornottakingherrooms;shehadlikedtheirlookssomuch;andshewasalwayshopingthattheywereuncomfortableordissatisfied;shecouldnothelpwantingthempunishedalittle。
"Well,yes;asmuchastheyeverwillbe,"Fulkersonanswered。
"TheBostonstyleisprettydifferent,youknow;andtheMarchesareold-
fashionedfolks,andIreckontheyneverwentinmuchforbric-a-bracThey'veputawaynineortenbarrelsofdragoncandlesticks,buttheykeepfindingnewones。"
"Theirlandladyhasjustjoinedourclass,"saidAlma。"Isn'thernameGreen?Shehappenedtoseemycopyof'EveryOtherWeek',andsaidsheknewtheeditor;andtoldme。"
"Well,it'salittleworld,"saidFulkerson。"Youseemtobetouchingelbowswitheverybody。Justthinkofyourhavinghadourheadtranslatorforamodel。"
"AhthinkthatyourwholepublicationrevolvesaroandtheLeightonfamily,"saidMissWoodburn。
"That'sprettymuchso,"Fulkersonadmitted。"Anyhow,thepublisherseemsdisposedtodoso。"
"Areyouthepublisher?IthoughtitwasMr。Dryfoos,"saidAlma。
"Itis。"
"Oh!"
ThetoneandthewordgaveFulkersonadiscomfortwhichhepromptlyconfessed。"Missedagain。"
Thegirlslaughed,andheregainedsomethingofhislostspirits,andsmiledupontheirgayety,whichlastedbeyondanyapparentreasonforit。
MissWoodburnasked,"AndisMr。Dryfoossenio'anythinglikeouahMr。
Dryfoos?"
"Nottheleast。"
"Buthe'sjostasexemplary?"
"Yes;inhisway。"
"Well,AhwishAhcouldseeallthosepinksofpuffectiontogethah,once。"
"Why,lookhere!I'vebeenthinkingI'dcelebratealittle,whentheoldgentlemangetsback。Havealittlesupper——somethingofthatkind。Howwouldyouliketoletmehaveyourparlorsforit,Mrs。Leighton?Youladiescouldstandonthestairs,andhaveapeepatus,inthebunch。"
"Oh,mah!Whataprivilege!AndwillMissAlmabethere,withtheothahcontributors?Ahshalljostexpahofenvy!"
"Shewon'tbethereinperson,"saidFulkerson,"butshe'llberepresentedbytheheadoftheartdepartment。"
"Mahgoodness!Andwho'lltheheadofthepublishingdepartmentrepresent?"
"Hecanrepresentyou,"saidAlma。
"Well,Ahwanttoberepresented,someho'。"
"We'llhavethebanquetthenightbeforeyouappearonthecoverofourfourthnumber,"saidFulkerson。
"Ahthoatthatwasdoublyfo'bidden,"saidMissWoodburn。"Bythesternparentandtheenviousawtust。"
"We'llgetBeatontogetroundthem,somehow。Iguesswecantrusthimtomanagethat。"
Mrs。Leightonsighedherresentmentoftheimplication。
"IalwaysfeelthatMr。Beatondoesn'tdohimselfjustice,"shebegan。
Fulkersoncouldnotforegothechanceofajoke。"Well,maybehewouldrathertemperjusticewithmercyinacaselikehis。"Thismadeboththeyoungerladieslaugh。"Ijudgethisismychancetogetoffwithmylife,"headded,andheroseashespoke。"Mrs。Leighton,Iamabouttheonlymanofmysexwhodoesn'tthirstforBeaton'sbloodmostofthetime。ButIknowhimandIdon't。He'smorekindsofagoodfellowthanpeoplegenerallyunderstand。Hedoesn'twearhisheartuponhissleeve-
nothisulstersleeve,anyway。Youcanalwayscountmeonyoursidewhenit'saquestionoffindingBeatonnotguiltyifhe'llleavetheState。"
Almasetherdrawingagainstthewall,inrisingtosaygoodnighttoFulkerson。Hebentoveronhissticktolookatit。"Well,it'sbeautiful,"hesighed,withunconscioussincerity。
Almamadehimacourtesyofmockmodesty。"ThankstoMissWoodburn!"
"Ohno!Allshehadtodowassimplytostayput。"
"Don'tyouthinkAhmighthaveimproveditifAhhad,lookedbetter?"
thegirlasked,gravely。
"Oh,youcouldn't!"saidFulkerson,andhewentofftriumphantintheirapplauseandtheircriesof"Which?which?"
Mrs。Leightonsankdeepintoanaccusinggloomwhenatlastshefoundherselfalonewithherdaughter。"Idon'tknowwhatyouarethinkingabout,AlmaLeighton。Ifyoudon'tlikeMr。Beaton——"
"Idon't。"
"Youdon't?Youknowbetterthanthat。Youknowthat,youdidcareforhim。"
"Oh!that'saverydifferentthing。That'sathingthatcanbegotover。"
"Gotover!"repeatedMrs。Leighton,aghast。
"Ofcourse,itcan!Don'tberomantic,mamma。Peoplegetoverdozensofsuchfancies。Theyevenmarryforlovetwoorthreetimes。"
"Never!"criedhermother,doingherbesttofeelshocked;andatlastlookingit。
HerlookingithadnoeffectuponAlma。"Youcaneasilygetovercaringforpeople;butyoucan'tgetoverlikingthem——ifyoulikethembecausetheyaresweetandgood。That'swhatlasts。Iwasasimplegoose,andheimposeduponmebecausehewasasophisticatedgoose。Nowthecaseisreversed。"
"Hedoescareforyou,now。Youcanseeit。Whydoyouencouragehimtocomehere?"
"Idon't,"saidAlma。"Iwilltellhimtokeepawayifyoulike。Butwhetherhecomesorgoes,itwillbethesame。"
"Nottohim,Alma!Heisinlovewithyou!"
"Hehasneversaidso。"
"Andyouwouldreallylethimsayso,whenyouintendtorefusehim?"
"Ican'tverywellrefusehimtillhedoessayso。"
Thiswasundeniable。Mrs。Leightoncouldonlydemand,inanawfultone,"MayIaskwhy——ifyoucaredforhim;andIknowyoucareforhimstillyouwillrefusehim?"
Almalaughed。"Because——becauseI'mweddedtomyArt,andI'mnotgoingtocommitbigamy,whateverIdo。"
"Alma!"
"Well,then,becauseIdon'tlikehim——thatis,Idon'tbelieveinhim,anddon'ttrusthim。He'sfascinating,buthe'sfalseandhe'sfickle。
Hecan'thelpit,Idaresay。"
"Andyouareperfectlyhard。IsitpossiblethatyouwereactuallypleasedtohaveMr。FulkersonteaseyouaboutMr。Dryfoos?"
"Oh,good-night,now,mamma!Thisisbecomingpersonal"
EndAHazardofNewFortunesV3
ByWilliamDeanHowellsPARTTHIRD
I。
Theschemeofabanquettocelebratetheinitialsuccessof'EveryOtherWeek'expandedinFulkerson'sfancyintoaseries。Insteadofthepublishingandeditorialforce,withcertainofthemorerepresentativeartistsandauthorssittingdowntoamodestsupperinMrs。Leighton'sparlors,heconceivedofadinneratDelmonico's,withtheprincipalliteraryandartistic,peoplethroughoutthecountryasguests,andaninexhaustiblehospitalitytoreportersandcorrespondents,fromwhomparagraphs,propheticandhistoric,wouldflowweeksbeforeandafterthefirstoftheseries。Hesaidthethingwasanewdepartureinmagazines;
itamountedtosomethinginliteratureasradicalastheAmericanRevolutioninpolitics:itwastheideaofselfgovernmentinthearts;
anditwasthisideathathadneveryetbeenfullydevelopedinregardtoit。Thatwaswhatmustbedoneinthespeechesatthedinner,andthespeechesmustbereported。Thenitwouldgolikewildfire。HeaskedMarchwhetherhethoughtMr。Depewcouldbegottocome;MarkTwain,hewassure,wouldcome;hewasaliteraryman。TheyoughttoinviteMr。
Evarts,andtheCardinalandtheleadingProtestantdivines。Hisambitionstoppedatnothing,nothingbutthequestionofexpense;therehehadtowaitthereturnoftheelderDryfoosfromtheWest,andDryfooswasstilldelayedatMoffitt,andFulkersonopenlyconfessedthathewasafraidhewouldstaytheretillhisownenthusiasmescapedinotheractivities,otherplans。
Fulkersonwasaslittlelikelyaspossibletofallunderasuperstitioussubjectiontoanotherman;butMarchcouldnothelpseeingthatinthispossiblemeasureDryfooswasFulkerson'sfetish。Hedidnotreverehim,Marchdecided,becauseitwasnotinFulkerson'snaturetorevereanything;hecouldlikeanddislike,buthecouldnotrespect。
Apparently,however,Dryfoosdauntedhimsomehow;andbesidesthehomagewhichthosewhohavenotpaytothosewhohave,FulkersonrenderedDryfoosthetributeofafeelingwhichMarchcouldonlydefineasasortofbewilderment。AswellasMarchcouldmakeout,thisfeelingwasevokedbythespectacleofDryfoos'sunfailingluck,whichFulkersonwasfondofdazzlinghimselfwith。Itperfectlyconsistedwithakeensenseofwhateverwassordidandselfishinamanonwhomhiscareermusthavehaditsinevitableeffect。HelikedtophilosophizethecasewithMarch,torecallDryfoosashewaswhenhefirstmethimstillsomewhatinthesap,atMoffitt,andtostudytheprocessesbywhichheimaginedhimtohavedriedintothehardenedspeculator,withouteventhepretencetoanyadvantagebuthisowninhisventures。Hewasawareofpaintingthecharactertoovividly,andhewarnedMarchnottoacceptitexactlyinthosetints,buttosubduethemandshadeitforhimself。Hesaidthatwherehisadvantagewasnotconcerned,therewaseversomuchgoodinDryfoos,andthatifinsomethingsbehadgrowninflexible,hehadexpandedinotherstothefullmeasureofthevastscaleonwhichhedidbusiness。IthadseemedalittleoddtoMarchthatamanshouldputmoneyintosuchanenterpriseas'EveryOtherWeek'andgooffaboutotheraffairs,notonlywithoutanysignofanxiety,butwithoutanysortofinterest。ButFulkersonsaidthatwasthesplendidsideofDryfoos。
Hehadacourage,amagnanimity,thatwasequaltothestrainofanysuchuncertainty。Hehadfacedthemusiconceforall,whenheaskedFulkersonwhatthethingwouldcostinthedifferentdegreesofpotentialfailure;andthenhehadgoneoff,leavingeverythingtoFulkersonandtheyoungerDryfoos,withtheinstructionsimplytogoaheadandnotbotherhimaboutit。Fulkersoncalledthatprettytallforanoldfellowwhousedtobewailthewantofpigsandchickenstooccupyhismind。
HeallegeditasanotherproofoftheversatilityoftheAmericanmind,andofthegrandeurofinstitutionsandopportunitiesthatleteverymangrowtohisfullsize,sothatanymaninAmericacouldruntheconcernifnecessary。HebelievedthatoldDryfooscouldstepintoBismarck'sshoesandruntheGermanEmpireattendays'notice,oraboutaslongasitwouldtakehimtogofromNewYorktoBerlin。ButBismarckwouldnotknowanythingaboutDryfoos'splanstillDryfoosgotreadytoshowhishand。FulkersonhimselfdidnotpretendtosaywhattheoldmanhadbeenuptosincehewentWest。HewasatMoffittfirst,andthenhewasatChicago,andthenhehadgoneouttoDenvertolookaftersomemineshehadoutthere,andarailroadortwo;andnowhewasatMoffittagain。
Hewassupposedtobeclosinguphisaffairsthere,butnobodycouldsay。
FulkersontoldMarchthemorningafterDryfoosreturnedthathehadnotonlynotpulledoutatMoffitt,buthadgoneindeeper,tentimesdeeperthanever。Hewasinaroyalgood-humor,Fulkersonreported,andwasgoingtodropintotheofficeonhiswayupfromtheStreetMarchunderstoodWallStreetthatafternoon。Hewastickledtodeathwith'EveryOtherWeek'sofarasithadgone,andwasanxioustopayhisrespectstotheeditor。
Marchaccountedforsomerhetoricinthis,butletitflatterhim,andpreparedhimselfforameetingaboutwhichhecouldseethatFulkersonwasonlylessnervousthanhehadshownhimselfaboutthepublicreceptionofthefirstnumber。ItgaveMarchadisagreeablefeelingofbeingownedandofbeingabouttobeinspectedbyhisproprietor;buthefellbackuponsuchindependenceashecouldfindinthethoughtofthosetwothousanddollarsofincomebeyondthecapriceofhisowner,andmaintainedanoutwardserenity。
Hewasalittleashamedafterwardoftheresolutionithadcosthimtodoso。ItwasnotaquestionofDryfoos'sphysicalpresence:thatwasrathereffectivethanotherwise,andcarriedasuggestionofmoneyedindifferencetoconventioninthegraybusinesssuitofprovincialcut,andthelow,wide-brimmedhatofflexibleblackfelt。Hehadastickwithanold-fashionedtopofbuckhornwornsmoothandbrightbythepalmofhishand,whichhadnotlostitscharacterinfat,andwhichhadahistoryofformerworkinitsenlargedknuckles,thoughitwasnowassoftasMarch's,andmustoncehavebeensmallevenforamanofMr。
Dryfoos'sstature;hewasbelowtheaveragesize。ButwhatstruckMarchwasthefactthatDryfoosseemedfurtivelyconsciousofbeingacountryperson,andofbeingawarethatintheirmeetinghewastobetriedbyotherteststhanthosewhichwouldhaveavailedhimasashrewdspeculator。HeevidentlyhadsomecuriosityaboutMarch,asthefirstofhiskindwhomhebadencountered;somesuchcuriosityasthecountryschooltrusteefeelsandtriestohideinthepresenceofthenewschoolmaster。Butthewholeaffairwas,ofcourse,onahigherplane;ononesideDryfooswasmuchmoreamanoftheworldthanMarchwas,andheprobablydivinedthisatonce,andrestedhimselfuponthefactinameasure。Itseemedtobehispreferencethathissonshouldintroducethem,forhecameupstairswithConrad,andtheyhadfairlymadeacquaintancebeforeFulkersonjoinedthem。
Conradofferedtoleavethematonce,buthisfathermadehimstay。
"IreckonMr。MarchandIhaven'tgotanythingsoprivatetotalkaboutthatwewanttokeepitfromtheotherpartners。Well,Mr。March,areyougettingusedtoNewYorkyet?Ittakesalittletime。"
"Ohyes。Butnotsomuchtimeasmostplaces。EverybodybelongsmoreorlessinNewYork;nobodyhastobelongherealtogether。"
"Yes,thatisso。Youcantryit,andgoawayifyoudon'tlikeitagooddealeasierthanyoucouldfromasmallerplace。Wouldn'tmakesomuchtalk,wouldit?"HeglancedatMarchwithajocoselightinhisshrewdeyes。"ThatisthewayIfeelaboutitallthetime:justvisiting。Now,itwouldn'tbethatwayinBoston,Ireckon?"
"Youcouldn'tkeeponvisitingthereyourwholelife,"saidMarch。
Dryfooslaughed,showinghislowerteethinawaythatwasatoncesimpleandfierce。"Mr。Fulkersondidn'thardlyknowashecouldgetyoutoleave。Isupposeyougotusedtoitthere。Ineverbeeninyourcity。"
"Ihadgotusedtoit;butitwashardlymycity,exceptbymarriage。Mywife'saBostonian。"
"She'sbeenalittlehomesickhere,then,"saidDryfoos,withasmileofthesamequalityashislaugh。
"LessthanIexpected,"saidMarch。"Ofcourse,shewasverymuchattachedtoouroldhome。"
"Iguessmywifewon'tevergetusedtoNewYork,"saidDryfoos,andhedrewinhislowerlipwithasharpsigh。"Butmygirlslikeit;they'reyoung。Youneverbeenoutourwayyet,Mr。March?OutWest?"
"Well,onlyforthepurposeofbeingborn,andbroughtup。IusedtoliveinCrawfordsville,andthenIndianapolis。"
"Indianapolisisboundtobeagreatplace,"saidDryfoos。"Iremembernow,Mr。FulkersontoldmeyouwasfromourState。"HewentontobragoftheWest,asifMarchwereanEasternerandhadtobeconvinced。
"Yououghttoseeallthatcountry。It'sagreatcountry。"
"Ohyes,"saidMarch,"Iunderstandthat。"HeexpectedthepraiseofthegreatWesttoleaduptosomecommenton'EveryOtherWeek';andtherewasabundantsuggestionofthattopicinthemanuscripts,proofsofletter-pressandillustrations,withadvancecopiesofthelatestnumberstrewnoverhistable。
ButDryfoosapparentlykepthimselffromlookingatthesethings。
Herolledhisheadaboutonhisshoulderstotakeinthecharacteroftheroom,andsaidtohisson,"Youdidn'tchangethewoodwork,afterall。"
"No;thearchitectthoughtwehadbetterletitbe,unlesswemeanttochangethewholeplace。Helikeditsbeingold-fashioned。"
"Ihopeyoufeelcomfortablehere,Mr。March,"theoldmansaid,bringinghiseyestobearuponhimagainaftertheirtourofinspection。
"Toocomfortableforaworking-man,"saidMarch,andhethoughtthatthisremarkmustbringthemtosometalkabouthiswork,buttheproprietoronlysmiledagain。
"IguessIsha'n'tlosemuchonthishouse,"hereturned,asifmusingaloud。"Thisdown-townpropertyiscomingup。Businessisgettinginonallthesesidestreets。IthoughtIpaidaprettygoodpriceforit,too。"Hewentontotalkofrealestate,andMarchbegantofeelacertainresentmentathiscontinuedavoidanceoftheonlytopicinwhichtheycouldreallyhaveacommoninterest。"Youlivedownthiswaysomewhere,don'tyou?"theoldmanconcluded。
"Yes。Iwishedtobenearmywork。"Marchwasvexedwithhimselfforhavingrecurredtoit;butafterwardhewasnotsurebutDryfoossharedhisowndiffidenceinthematter,andwaswaitingforhimtobringitopenlyintothetalk。Attimesheseemedwaryandmasterful,andthenMarchfeltthathewasbeingexaminedandtested;atotherssosimplethatMarchmightwellhavefanciedthatheneededencouragement,anddesiredit。HetalkedofhiswifeanddaughtersinawaythatinvitedMarchtosayfriendlythingsofhisfamily,whichappearedtogivetheoldmanfirstanunduepleasureandthenafinaldistrust。Atmomentsheturned,withaneffectoffindingreliefinit,tohissonandspoketohimacrossMarchofmatterswhichhewasunacquaintedwith;hedidnotseemawarethatthiswasrude,buttheyoungmanmusthavefeltitso;healwaysbroughttheconversationback,andonceatsomecosttohimselfwhenhisfathermadeitpersonal。
"IwanttomakearegularNewYorkbusinessmanoutofthatfellow,"hesaidtoMarch,pointingatConradwithhisstick。"Yous'poseI'mevergoingtodoit?"
"Well,Idon'tknow,"saidMarch,tryingtofallinwiththejoke。
"Doyoumeannothingbutabusinessman?"
Theoldmanlaughedatwhateverlatentmeaninghefanciedinthis,andsaid:"Youthinkhewouldbealittletoomuchformethere?Well,I'veseenenoughof'emtoknowitdon'talwaystakealargepatternofamantodoalargebusiness。ButIwanthimtogetthebusinesstraining,andthenifhewantstogointosomethingelseheknowswhattheworldis,anyway。Heigh?"
"Ohyes!"Marchassented,withsomecompassionfortheyoungmanreddeningpatientlyunderhisfather'scomment。
Dryfooswentonasifhissonwerenotinhearing。"Nowthatboywantedtobeapreacher。Whatdoesapreacherknowabouttheworldhepreachesagainstwhenhe'sbeenbroughtupapreacher?Hedon'tknowsomuchasabadlittleboyinhisSunday-school;heknowsaboutasmuchasagirl。
Ialwaystoldhim,Youbeamanfirst,andthenyoubeapreacher,ifyouwantto。Heigh?"
"Precisely。"Marchbegantofeelsomecompassionforhimselfinbeingwitnessoftheyoungfellow'sdiscomfortunderhisfather'shomily。
"WhenwefirstcometoNewYork,Itoldhim,Nowhere'syourchancetoseetheworldonabigscale。Youknowalreadywhatworkandsavingandsteadyhabitsandsensewillbringaman,to;youdon'twanttogoroundamongtherich;youwanttogoamongthepoor,andseewhatlazinessanddrinkanddishonestyandfoolishnesswillbringmento。AndIguessheknows,aboutaswellasanybody;andifheevergoestopreachinghe'llknowwhathe'spreachingabout。"Theoldmansmiledhisfierce,simplesmile,andinhissharpeyesMarchfanciedcontemptoftheambitionhehadbalkedinhisson。Thepresentscenemusthavebeenoneofmanybetweenthem,endinginmeeksubmissiononthepartoftheyoungman,whomhisfather,perhapswithoutrealizinghiscruelty,treatedasachild。Marchtookithardthatheshouldbemadetosufferinthepresenceofaco-ordinatepowerlikehimself,andbegantodisliketheoldmanoutofproportiontohisoffence,whichmighthavebeenmerewantoftaste,oraneffectofmereembarrassmentbeforehim。Butevidently,whateverrebellionhisdaughtershadcarriedthroughagainsthim,hehadkepthisdominionoverthisgentlespiritunbroken。Marchdidnotchoosetomakeanyresponse,buttolethimcontinue,ifhewould,entirelyuponhisownimpulse。
II。
Asilencefollowed,ofratherpainfullength。ItwasbrokenbythecheeryvoiceofFulkerson,sentbeforehimtoheraldFulkerson'scheeryperson。"Well,Isupposeyou'vegottheglorioussuccessof'EveryOtherWeek'downprettycoldinyourtalkbythistime。Ishouldhavebeenupsoonertojoinyou,butIwasnippingamanforthelastpageofthecover。Iguesswe'llhavetolettheMusehavethatforanadvertisementinsteadofapoemthenexttime,March。Well,theoldgentlemangivenyouboysyourscolding?"ThepersonofFulkersonhadgotintotheroomlongbeforehereachedthisquestion,andhadplanteditselfastrideachair。Fulkersonlookedoverthechairback,nowatMarch,andnowattheelderDryfoosashespoke。
Marchansweredhim。"Iguesswemusthavebeenwaitingforyou,Fulkerson。Atanyrate,wehadn'tgottothescoldingyet。"
"Why,Ididn'tsupposeMr。Dryfooscould'a'heldinsolong。I
understoodhewasawfulmadatthewaythethingstartedoff,andwantedtogiveyouapieceofhismind,whenhegotatyou。Iinferredasmuchfromaremarkthathemade。"MarchandDryfooslookedfoolish,asmendowhenmadethesubjectofthissortofmerrymisrepresentation。
"Ireckonmyscoldingwillkeepawhileyet,"saidtheoldman,dryly。
"Well,then,Iguessit'sagoodchancetogiveMr。Dryfoosanideaofwhatwe'vereallydone——justwhilewe'reresting,asArtemusWardsays。
Heigh,March?"
"Iwillletyoublowthetrumpet,Fulkerson。Ithinkitbelongsstrictlytotheadvertisingdepartment,"saidMarch。Henowdistinctlyresentedtheoldman'sfailuretosayanythingtohimofthemagazine;hemadehisinferencethatitwasfromasuspicionofhisreadinesstopresumeuponarecognitionofhisshareinthesuccess,andhewasdeterminedtosecondnosortofappealforit。
"Theadvertisingdepartmentistheheartandsoulofeverybusiness,"
saidFulkerson,hardily,"andIliketokeepmyhandinwithalittlepractiseonthetrumpetinprivate。Idon'tbelieveMr。Dryfooshasgotanyideaoftheextentofthisthing。He'sbeenoutamongthoseRackensackens,wherewewereallborn,andhe'sreadthenoticesintheirsevenbyninedailies,andhe'sseenthethingsellingonthecars,andhethinksheappreciateswhat'sbeendone。ButIshouldjustliketotakehimroundinthislittleoldmetropolisawhile,andshowhim'EveryOtherWeek'onthecentretablesofthemillionaires——theVanderbiltsandtheAstors——andinthehomesofcultureandrefinementeverywhere,andlethimjudgeforhimself。It'sthetalkoftheclubsandthedinner-
tables;childrencryforit;it'stheCastoriaofliteratureandthePearlineofart,the'Won't-be-happy-till-he-gets-itofeveryenlightenedman,woman,andchildinthisvastcity。Iknewwecouldcapturethecountry;but,mygoodness!Ididn'texpecttohaveNewYorkfallintoourhandsatablow。Butthat'sjustexactlywhatNewYorkhasdone。EveryOtherWeeksuppliesthelong-feltwantthat'sbeengrindingroundinNewYorkandkeepingitawakenightseversincethewar。It'stheculminationofallthehighandennoblingidealsofthepast。"
"Howmuch,"askedDryfoos,"doyouexpecttogetoutofitthefirstyear,ifitkeepsthestartit'sgot?"
"Comesrightdowntobusiness,everytime!"saidFulkerson,referringthecharacteristictoMarchwithadelightedglance。"Well,sir,ifeverythingworksright,andwegetrainenoughtofillupthesprings,anditisn'tagrasshopperyear,Iexpecttoclearaboveallexpensessomethingintheneighborhoodoftwenty-fivethousanddollars。"
"Humph!Andyouareallgoingtoworkayear——editor,manager,publisher,artists,writers,printers,andtherestof'em——tocleartwenty-fivethousanddollars?——ImadethatmuchinhalfadayinMoffittonce。IseeitmadeinhalfaminuteinWallStreet,sometimes。"Theoldmanpresentedthisaspectofthecasewithagood-naturedcontempt,whichincludedFulkersonandhisenthusiasminanobviousliking。
Hissonsuggested,"Butwhenwemakethatmoneyhere,noonelosesit。"
"Canyouprovethat?"Hisfatherturnedsharplyuponhim。"Whateveriswonislost。It'sallagame;itdon'tmakeanydifferencewhatyoubeton。Businessisbusiness,andabusinessmantakeshisriskswithhiseyesopen。"
"Ah,buttheglory!"Fulkersoninsinuatedwithimpudentpersiflage。
"Ihadn'tgottothegloryyet,becauseit'shardtoestimateit;butputthegloryatthelowestfigure,Mr。Dryfoos,andaddittothetwenty-
fivethousand,andyou'vegotanannualincomefrom'EveryOtherWeek'ofdollarsenoughtoconstructasilverrailroad,double-track,fromthisofficetothemoon。Idon'tmentionanyofthesisterplanetsbecauseI
liketokeepwithinbounds。"
DryfoosshowedhislowerteethforpleasureinFulkerson'sfooling,andsaid,"That'swhatIlikeaboutyou,Mr。Fulkerson——youalwayskeepwithinbounds。"
"Well,Iain'tashrinkingBostonviolet,likeMarch,here。Moresunflowerinmystyleofdiffidence;butIammodest,Idon'tdenyit,"
saidFulkerson。"AndIdohatetohaveathingoverstated。"
"Andtheglory——youdoreallythinkthere'ssomethingintheglorythatpays?"
"Notadoubtofit!Ishouldn'tcareforthepaltryreturninmoney,"
saidFulkerson,withaburlesqueofgenerousdisdain,"ifitwasn'tforthegloryalongwithit。"
"Andhowshouldyoufeelabouttheglory,iftherewasnomoneyalongwithit?"
"Well,sir,I'mhappytosaywehaven'tcometothatyet。"