willhelpyou.Youhavefortyfrancs'worthofboxesandticketstosell,andsixtyfrancs'worthofbookstoconvertintocash.Withthatandyourworkonthepaper,youwillbemakingfourhundredandfiftyfrancseverymonth.Ifyouuseyourwits,youwillfindwaysofmakinganothertwohundredfrancsatleastamongthepublishers;theywillpayyouforreviewsandprospectuses.Butyouaremine,areyounot?I
cancountuponyou."
LuciensqueezedFinot'shandintransportsofjoywhichnowordscanexpress.
"Don'tletanyoneseethatanythinghaspassedbetweenus,"saidFinotinhisear,andheflungopenadoorofaroomintheroofattheendofalongpassageonthefifthfloor.
Atablecoveredwithagreenclothwasdrawnuptoablazingfire,andseatedinvariouschairsandloungesLuciendiscoveredLousteau,FelicienVernou,HectorMerlin,andtwoothersunknowntohim,alllaughingorsmoking.Arealinkstand,fullofinkthistime,stoodonthetableamongagreatlitterofpapers;whileacollectionofpens,theworseforwear,butstillserviceableforjournalists,toldthenewcontributorveryplainlythatthemightyenterprisewascarriedoninthisapartment.
"Gentlemen,"saidFinot,"theobjectofthisgatheringistheinstallationofourfriendLousteauinmyplaceaseditorofthenewspaperwhichIamcompelledtorelinquish.ButalthoughmyopinionswillnecessarilyundergoatransformationwhenIaccepttheeditorshipofareviewofwhichthepoliticsareknowntoyou,myCONVICTIONS
remainthesame,andweshallbefriendsasbefore.Iamquiteatyourservice,andyoulikewisewillbereadytodoanythingforme.
Circumstanceschange;principlesarefixed.Principlesarethepivotonwhichthehandsofthepoliticalbarometerturn."
Therewasaninstantshoutoflaughter.
"Whoputthatintoyourmouth?"askedLousteau.
"Blondet!"saidFinot.
"Windy,showery,stormy,settledfair,"saidMerlin;"wewillallrowinthesameboat."
"Inshort,"continuedFinot,"nottomuddleourwitswithmetaphors,anyonewhohasanarticleortwoformewillalwaysfindFinot——Thisgentleman,"turningtoLucien,"willbeoneofyou——Ihavearrangedwithhim,Lousteau."
EveryonecongratulatedFinotonhisadvanceandnewprospects.
"Sothereyouare,mountedonourshoulders,"saidacontributorwhomLuciendidnotknow."YouwillbetheJanusofJournal——"
"Solongasheisn'ttheJanot,"putinVernou.
"Areyougoingtoallowustomakeattacksonourbetesnoires?"
"Anyoneyoulike."
"Ah,yes!"saidLousteau;"butthepapermustkeeponitslines.M.
Chateletisverywroth;weshallnotlethimoffforaweekyet."
"Whathashappened?"askedLucien.
"Hecameheretoaskforanexplanation,"saidVernou."TheImperialbuckfoundoldGiroudeauathome;andoldGiroudeautoldhim,withallthecoolnessintheworld,thatPhilippeBridauwrotethearticle.
PhilippeaskedtheBarontomentionthetimeandtheweapons,andthereitended.WeareengagedatthismomentinofferingexcusestotheBaroninto-morrow'sissue.Everyphraseisastabforhim."
"Keepyourteethinhimandhewillcomeroundtome,"saidFinot;
"anditwilllookasifIwereobliginghimbyappeasingyou.HecansayawordtotheMinistry,andwecangetsomethingorotheroutofhim——anassistantschoolmaster'splace,oratobacconist'slicense.Itisaluckythingforusthatweflickedhimontheraw.DoesanybodyherecaretotakeaseriousarticleonNathanformynewpaper?"
"GiveittoLucien,"saidLousteau."HectorandVernouwillwritearticlesintheirpapersatthesametime."
"Good-day,gentlemen;weshallmeeteachotherfacetofaceatBarbin's,"saidFinot,laughing.
Lucienreceivedsomecongratulationsonhisadmissiontothemightyarmyofjournalists,andLousteauexplainedthattheycouldbesureofhim."LucienwantsyoualltosupinabodyatthehouseofthefairCoralie."
"CoralieisgoingonattheGymnase,"saidLucien.
"Verywell,gentlemen;itisunderstoodthatwepushCoralie,eh?Putafewlinesabouthernewengagementinyourpapers,andsaysomethingabouthertalent.CreditthemanagementoftheGymnasewithtackanddiscernment;willitdotosayintelligence?"
"Yes,sayintelligence,"saidMerlin;"FrederichassomethingofScribe's."
"Oh!Well,then,themanageroftheGymnaseisthemostperspicaciousandfar-sightedofmenofbusiness,"saidVernou.
"Lookhere!don'twriteyourarticlesonNathanuntilwehavecometoanunderstanding;youshallhearwhy,"saidEtienneLousteau."Weoughttodosomethingforournewcomrade.Lucienherehastwobookstobringout——avolumeofsonnetsandanovel.Thepoweroftheparagraphshouldmakehimagreatpoetdueinthreemonths;andwewillmakeuseofhissonnetsMargueritesisthetitletorundownodes,ballads,andreveries,andalltheRomanticpoetry."
"Itwouldbeadrollthingifthesonnetswerenogoodafterall,"
saidVernou——"Whatdoyouyourselfthinkofyoursonnets,Lucien?"
"Yes,whatdoyouthinkofthem?"askedoneofthetwowhomLuciendidnotknow.
"Theyareallright,gentlemen;Igiveyoumyword,"saidLousteau.
"Verywell,thatwilldoforme,"saidVernou;"Iwillheaveyourbookatthepoetsofthesacristy;Iamtiredofthem."
"IfDauriatdeclinestotaketheMargueritesthisevening,wewillattackhimbypitchingintoNathan."
"ButwhatwillNathansay?"criedLucien.
Hisfivecolleaguesburstoutlaughing.
"Oh!hewillbedelighted,"saidVernou."Youwillseehowwemanagethesethings."
"Soheisoneofus?"saidoneofthetwojournalists.
"Yes,yes,Frederic;notricks——Weareallworkingforyou,Lucien,yousee;youmuststandbyuswhenyourturncomes.WeareallfriendsofNathan's,andweareattackinghim.Now,letusdivideAlexander'sempire——Frederic,willyoutaketheFrancaisandtheOdeon?"
"Ifthesegentlemenarewilling,"returnedthepersonaddressedasFrederic.Theothersnoddedassent,butLuciensawagleamofjealousyhereandthere.
"IamkeepingtheOpera,theItaliens,andtheOpera-Comique,"putinVernou.
"Andhowaboutme?AmItohavenotheatresatall?"askedthesecondstranger.
"Ohwell,HectorcanletyouhavetheVarietes,andLuciencanspareyouthePorteSaint-Martin——LethimhavethePorteSaint-Martin,Lucien,heiswildaboutFannyBeaupre;andyoucantaketheCirque-
Olympiqueinexchange.IshallhaveBobinoandtheFunambulesandMadameSaqui.Now,whathaveweforto-morrow?"
"Nothing."
"Nothing?"
"Nothing."
"Gentlemen,bebrilliantformyfirstnumber.TheBaronduChateletandhiscuttlefishbonewillnotlastforaweek,andthewriterofLeSolitaireiswornout."
"And'Sosthenes-Demosthenes'isstaletoo,"saidVernou;"everybodyhastakenitup."
"Thefactis,wewantanewsetofninepins,"saidFrederic.
"SupposethatwetakethevirtuousrepresentativesoftheRight?"
suggestedLousteau."WemightsaythatM.deBonaldhassweatyfeet."
"LetusbeginaseriesofsketchesofMinisterialistorators,"
suggestedHectorMerlin.
"Youdothat,youngster;youknowthem;theyareyourownparty,"saidLousteau;"youcouldindulgeanylittleprivategrudgesofyourown.
PitchintoBeugnotandSyrieysdeMayrinhacandtherest.Youmighthavethesketchesreadyinadvance,andweshallhavesomethingtofallbackupon."
"Howifweinventedoneortwocasesofrefusalofburialwithaggravatingcircumstances?"askedHector.
"DonotfollowinthetracksofthebigConstitutionalpapers;theyhavepigeon-holesfullofecclesiasticalcanards,"retortedVernou.
"Canards?"repeatedLucien.
"Thatisourwordforascrapoffictiontoldfortrue,putintoenliventhecolumnofmorningnewswhenitisflat.WeowethediscoverytoBenjaminFranklin,theinventorofthelightningconductorandtherepublic.ThatjournalistcompletelydeceivedtheEncyclopaedistsbyhistransatlanticcanards.RaynalgivestwoofthemforfactsinhisHistoirephilosophiquedesIndes."
"Ididnotknowthat,"saidVernou."Whatwerethestories?"
"OnewasataleaboutanEnglishmanandanegresswhohelpedhimtoescape;hesoldthewomanforaslaveaftergettingherwithchildhimselftoenhancehervalue.Theotherwastheeloquentdefenceofayoungwomanbroughtbeforetheauthoritiesforbearingachildoutofwedlock.FranklinownedtothefraudinNecker'shousewhenhecametoParis,muchtotheconfusionofFrenchphilosophism.BeholdhowtheNewWorldtwicesetabadexampletotheOld!"
"Injournalism,"saidLousteau,"everythingthatisprobableistrue.
Thatisanaxiom."
"Criminalprocedureisbasedonthesamerule,"saidVernou.
"Verywell,wemeethereatnineo'clock,"andwiththattheyrose,andthesittingbrokeupwiththemostaffectingdemonstrationsofintimacyandgood-will.
"WhathaveyoudonetoFinot,Lucien,thatheshouldmakeaspecialarrangementwithyou?Youaretheonlyonethathehasboundtohimself,"saidEtienneLousteau,astheycamedownstairs.
"I?Nothing.Itwashisownproposal,"saidLucien.
"Asamatteroffact,ifyoushouldmakeyourowntermswithhim,I
shouldbedelighted;weshould,bothofus,bethebetterforit."
OnthegroundfloortheyfoundFinot.HesteppedacrosstoLousteauandaskedhimintotheso-calledprivateoffice.GiroudeauimmediatelyputacoupleofstampedagreementsbeforeLucien.
"Signyouragreement,"hesaid,"andtheneweditorwillthinkthewholethingwasarrangedyesterday."
Lucien,readingthedocument,overheardfragmentsofatolerablywarmdisputewithinastothelineofconductandprofitsofthepaper.
EtienneLousteauwantedhisshareoftheblackmailleviedbyGiroudeau;and,inallprobability,thematterwascompromised,forthepaircameoutperfectlygoodfriends.
"WewillmeetatDauriat's,Lucien,intheWoodenGalleriesateighto'clock,"saidEtienneLousteau.
Ayoungmanappeared,meanwhile,insearchofemployment,wearingthesamenervousshylookwithwhichLucienhimselfhadcometotheofficesoshortawhileago;andinhissecretsoulLucienfeltamusedashewatchedGiroudeauplayingoffthesametacticswithwhichtheoldcampaignerhadpreviouslyfoiledhim.Self-interestopenedhiseyestothenecessityofthemanoeuvreswhichraisedwell-nighinsurmountablebarriersbetweenbeginnersandtheupperroomwheretheelectweregatheredtogether.
"Contributorsdon'tgetverymuchasitis,"hesaid,addressingGiroudeau.
"Ifthereweremoreofyou,therewouldbesomuchless,"retortedthecaptain."Sothere!"
Theoldcampaignerswunghisloadedcane,andwentdowncoughingasusual.OutinthestreethewasamazedtoseeahandsomecarriagewaitingontheboulevardforLucien.
"YOUarethearmynowadays,"hesaid,"andwearethecivilians."
"Uponmyword,"saidLucien,ashedroveawaywithCoralie,"theseyoungwritersseemtometobethebestfellowsalive.HereamIajournalist,sureofmakingsixhundredfrancsamonthifIworklikeahorse.ButIshallfindapublisherformytwobooks,andIwillwriteothers;formyfriendswillinsureasuccess.Andso,Coralie,'voguelegalere!'asyousay."
"Youwillmakeyourway,dearboy;butyoumustnotbeasgood-naturedasyouaregood-looking;itwouldbetheruinofyou.Beill-natured,thatistheproperthing."
CoralieandLuciendroveintheBoisdeBoulogne,andagaintheymettheMarquised'Espard,Mme.deBargetonandtheBaronduChatelet.
Mme.deBargetongaveLucienalanguishingglancewhichmightbetakenasagreeting.Camusothadorderedthebestpossibledinner;andCoralie,feelingthatshewasridofheradorer,wasmorecharmingtothepoorsilk-mercerthanshehadeverbeeninthefourteenmonthsduringwhichtheirconnectionlasted;hehadneverseenhersokindly,soenchantinglylovely.
"Come,"hethought,"letuskeepnearheranyhow!"
Inconsequence,Camusotmadesecretovertures.HepromisedCoralieanincomeofsixthousandlivres;hewouldtransferthestockinthefundsintohernamehiswifeknewnothingabouttheinvestmentifonlyshewouldconsenttobehismistressstill.Hewouldshuthiseyestoherlover.
"Andbetraysuchanangel?Why,justlookathim,youoldfossil,andlookatyourself!"andhereyesturnedtoherpoet.
CamusothadpressedLucientodrinktillthepoet'sheadwasrathercloudy.
Therewasnohelpforit;Camusotmadeuphismindtowaittillsheerwantshouldgivehimthiswomanasecondtime.
"ThenIcanonlybeyourfriend,"hesaid,ashekissedherontheforehead.
LucienwentfromCoralieandCamusottotheWoodenGalleries.WhatachangehadbeenwroughtinhismindbyhisinitiationintoJournalism!
Hemixedfearlesslynowwiththecrowdwhichsurgedtoandfrointhebuildings;heevenswaggeredalittlebecausehehadamistress;andhewalkedintoDauriat'sshopinanoffhandmannerbecausehewasajournalist.
Hefoundhimselfamongdistinguishedmen;gaveahandtoBlondetandNathanandFinot,andtoallthecoteriewithwhomhehadbeenfraternizingforaweek.Hewasapersonage,hethought,andheflatteredhimselfthathesurpassedhiscomrades.Thatlittleflickofthewinedidhimadmirableservice;hewaswitty,heshowedthathecould"howlwiththewolves."
Andyet,thetacitapproval,thepraisesspokenandunspokenonwhichhehadcounted,werenotforthcoming.Henoticedthefirststirringsofjealousyamongagroup,lesscurious,perhaps,thananxioustoknowtheplacewhichthisnewcomermighttake,andtheexactportionofthesum-totalofprofitswhichhewouldprobablysecureandswallow.
Lucienonlysawsmilesontwofaces——Finot,whoregardedhimasaminetobeexploited,andLousteau,whoconsideredthathehadproprietaryrightsinthepoet,lookedgladtoseehim.Lousteauhadbegunalreadytoassumetheairsofaneditor;hetappedsharplyonthewindow-panesofDauriat'sprivateoffice.
"Onemoment,myfriend,"criedavoicewithinasthepublisher'sfaceappearedabovethegreencurtains.
Themomentlastedanhour,andfinallyLucienandEtiennewereadmittedintothesanctum.
"Well,haveyouthoughtoverourfriend'sproposal?"askedEtienneLousteau,nowaneditor.
"Tobesure,"saidDauriat,lollinglikeasultaninhischair."I
havereadthevolume.AndIsubmittedittoamanoftaste,agoodjudge;forIdon'tpretendtounderstandthesethingsmyself.I
myself,myfriend,buyreputationsready-made,astheEnglishmanboughthisloveaffairs——Youareasgreatasapoetasyouarehandsomeasaman,myboy,"pronouncedDauriat."UponmywordandhonorIdon'ttellyouthatasapublisher,mind,yoursonnetsaremagnificent;nosignofeffortaboutthem,asisnaturalwhenamanwriteswithinspirationandverve.Youknowyourcraft,infact,oneofthegoodpointsofthenewschool.YourvolumeofMargueritesisafinebook,butthereisnobusinessinit,anditisnotworthmywhiletomeddlewithanythingbutaverybigaffair.Inconscience,I
won'ttakeyoursonnets.Itwouldbeimpossibletopushthem;thereisnotenoughinthethingtopaytheexpensesofabigsuccess.Youwillnotkeeptopoetrybesides;thisbookofyourswillbeyourfirstandlastattemptofthekind.Youareyoung;youbringmetheeverlastingvolumeofearlyversewhicheverymanofletterswriteswhenheleavesschool,hethinksalotofitatthetime,andlaughsatitlateron.
Lousteau,yourfriend,hasapoemputawaysomewhereamonghisoldsocks,I'llwarrant.Haven'tyouapoemthatyouthoughtagooddealofonce,Lousteau?"inquiredDauriat,withaknowingglanceattheother.
"HowshouldIbewritingproseotherwise,eh?"askedLousteau.
"There,yousee!Hehasneversaidawordtomeaboutit,forourfriendunderstandsbusinessandthetrade,"continuedDauriat."Formethequestionisnotwhetheryouareagreatpoet,Iknowthat,"headded,strokingdownLucien'spride;"youhaveagreatdeal,averygreatdealofmerit;ifIwereonlyjuststartinginbusiness,I
shouldmakethemistakeofpublishingyourbook.Butinthefirstplace,mysleepingpartnersandthoseatthebackofmearecuttingoffmysupplies;Idroppedtwentythousandfrancsoverpoetrylastyear,andthatisenoughforthem;theywillnothearofanymorejustnow,andtheyaremymasters.Nevertheless,thatisnotthequestion.
Iadmitthatyoumaybeagreatpoet,butwillyoubeaprolificwriter?Willyouhatchsonnetsregularly?Willyourunintotenvolumes?Istherebusinessinit?Ofcoursenot.Youwillbeadelightfulprosewriter;youhavetoomuchsensetospoilyourstylewithtaggingrhymestogether.Youhaveachancetomakethirtythousandfrancsperannumbywritingforthepapers,andyouwillnotexchangethatchanceforthreethousandfrancsmadewithdifficultybyyourhemistichesandstrophesandtomfoolery——"
"Youknowthatheisonthepaper,Dauriat?"putinLousteau.
"Yes,"Dauriatanswered."Yes,Isawhisarticle,andinhisowninterestsIdeclinetheMarguerites.Yes,sir,insixmonths'timeI
shallhavepaidyoumoremoneyforthearticlesthatIshallaskyoutowritethanforyourpoetrythatwillnotsell."
"Andfame?"saidLucien.
DauriatandLousteaulaughed.
"Ohdear!"saidLousteau,"therebeillusionsleft."
"Famemeanstenyearsofstickingtowork,andahundredthousandfrancslostormadeinthepublishingtrade.Ifyoufindanybodymadenoughtoprintyourpoetryforyou,youwillfeelsomerespectformeinanothertwelvemonth,whenyouhavehadtimetoseetheoutcomeofthetransaction"
"Haveyouthemanuscripthere?"Lucienaskedcoldly.
"Hereitis,myfriend,"saidDauriat.Thepublisher'smannertowardsLucienhadsweetenedsingularly.
Lucientookuptherollwithoutlookingatthestring,sosurehefeltthatDauriathadreadhisMarguerites.HewentoutwithLousteau,seeminglyneitherdisconcertednordissatisfied.Dauriatwentwiththemintotheshop,talkingofhisnewspaperandLousteau'sdaily,whileLucienplayedwiththemanuscriptoftheMarguerites.
"DoyousupposethatDauriathasreadyoursonnetsorsentthemtoanyoneelse?"EtienneLousteausnatchedanopportunitytowhisper.
"Yes,"saidLucien.
"Lookatthestring."Lucienlookeddownattheblotofink,andsawthatthemarkonthestringstillcoincided;heturnedwhitewithrage.
"Whichofthesonnetswasitthatyouparticularlyliked?"heasked,turningtothepublisher.
"Theyareallofthemremarkable,myfriend;butthesonnetontheMargueriteisdelightful,theclosingthoughtisfine,andexquisitelyexpressed.Ifeltsurefromthatsonnetthatyourproseworkwouldcommandasuccess,andIspoketoFinotaboutyouatonce.Writearticlesforus,andwewillpayyouwellforthem.Fameisaveryfinething,yousee,butdon'tforgetthepracticalandsolid,andtakeeverychancethatturnsup.Whenyouhavemademoney,youcanwritepoetry."
Thepoetdashedoutoftheshoptoavoidanexplosion.Hewasfurious.
Lousteaufollowed.
"Well,myboy,praykeepcool.Takemenastheyare——formeanstoanend.Doyouwishforrevenge?"
"Atanyprice,"mutteredthepoet.
"HereisacopyofNathan'sbook.Dauriathasjustgivenittome.Thesecondeditioniscomingoutto-morrow;readthebookagain,andknockoffanarticledemolishingit.FelicienVernoucannotendureNathan,forhethinksthatNathan'ssuccesswillinjurehisownforthcomingbook.Itisacrazewiththeselittlemindstofancythatthereisnotroomfortwosuccessesunderthesun;sohewillseethatyourarticlefindsaplaceinthebigpaperforwhichhewrites."
"Butwhatistheretobesaidagainstthebook;itisgoodwork!"
criedLucien.
"Oh,Isay!youmustlearnyourtrade,"saidLousteau,laughing.
"Giventhatthebookwasamasterpiece,underthestrokeofyourpenitmustturntodulltrash,dangerousandunwholesomestuff."
"Buthow?"
"Youturnallthegoodpointsintobadones."
"Iamincapableofsuchajuggler'sfeat."
"Mydearboy,ajournalistisajuggler;amanmustmakeuphismindtothedrawbacksofthecalling.Lookhere!Iamnotabadfellow;
thisistheway_I_shouldsettoworkmyself.Attention!Youmightbeginbypraisingthebook,andamuseyourselfawhilebysayingwhatyoureallythink.'Good,'saysthereader,'thiscriticisnotjealous;hewillbeimpartial,nodoubt,'andfromthatpointyourpublicwillthinkthatyourcriticismisapieceofconscientiouswork.Then,whenyouhavewonyourreader'sconfidence,youwillregretthatyoumustblamethetendencyandinfluenceofsuchworkuponFrenchliterature.'DoesnotFrance,'youwillsay,'swaythewholeintellectualworld?FrenchwritershavekeptEuropeinthepathofanalysisandphilosophicalcriticismfromagetoagebytheirpowerfulstyleandtheoriginalturngivenbythemtoideas.'Here,forthebenefitofthephilistine,insertapanegyriconVoltaire,Rousseau,Diderot,Montesquieu,andBuffon.HoldforthupontheinexorableFrenchlanguage;showhowitspreadsavarnish,asitwere,overthought.Letfallafewaphorisms,suchas——'AgreatwriterinFranceisinvariablyagreatman;hewritesinalanguagewhichcompelshimtothink;itisotherwiseinothercountries'——andsoon,andsoon.Then,toproveyourcase,drawacomparisonbetweenRabener,theGermansatiricalmoralist,andLaBruyere.Nothinggivesacriticsuchanairasanapparentfamiliaritywithforeignliterature.KantisCousin'spedestal.
"OnceonthatgroundyoubringoutawordwhichsumsuptheFrenchmenofgeniusoftheeighteenthcenturyforthebenefitofsimpletons——youcallthatliteraturethe'literatureofideas.'Armedwiththisexpression,youflingallthemightydeadattheheadsoftheillustriousliving.Youexplainthatinthepresentdayanewformofliteraturehassprungup;thatdialoguetheeasiestformofwriting
isoverdone,anddescriptiondispenseswithanyneedforthinkingonthepartoftheauthororreader.YoubringupthefictionofVoltaire,Diderot,Sterne,andLeSage,sotrenchant,socompactofthestuffoflife;andturnfromthemtothemodernnovel,composedofsceneryandword-picturesandmetaphorandthedramaticsituations,ofwhichScottisfull.Inventionmaybedisplayedinsuchwork,butthereisnoroomforanythingelse.'TheromanceafterthemannerofScottisamerepassingfashioninliterature,'youwillsay,andfulminateagainstthefatalwayinwhichideasaredilutedandbeatenthin;cryoutagainstastylewithinthereachofanyintellect,foranyonecancommenceauthoratsmallexpenseinawayofliterature,whichyoucannicknamethe'literatureofimagery.'
"ThenyoufalluponNathanwithyourargument,andestablishitbeyoundcavilthatheisamereimitatorwithanappearanceofgenius.
Theconcisegrandstyleoftheeighteenthcenturyislacking;youshowthattheauthorsubstituteseventsforsentiments.Actionandstirisnotlife;hegivesyoupictures,butnoideas.
"Comeoutwithsuchphrases,andpeoplewilltakethemup——Inspiteofthemeritsofthework,itseemstoyoutobeadangerous,nay,afatalprecedent.ItthrowsopenthegatesofthetempleofFametothecrowd;andinthedistanceyoudescryalegionofpettyauthorshasteningtoimitatethisnovelandeasystyleofwriting.
"Hereyoulaunchoutintoresoundinglamentationsoverthedecadenceanddeclineoftaste,andslipineulogiesofMessieursEtienneJouy,Tissot,Gosse,Duval,Jay,BenjaminConstant,Aignan,Baour-Lormian,Villemain,andthewholeLiberal-BonapartistchoruswhopatronizeVernou'spaper.NextyoudrawapictureofthatgloriousphalanxofwritersrepellingtheinvasionoftheRomantics;thesearetheupholdersofideasandstyleasagainstmetaphorandbalderdash;themodernrepresentativesoftheschoolofVoltaireasopposedtotheEnglishandGermanschools,evenastheseventeenheroicdeputiesoftheLeftfoughtthebattleforthenationagainsttheUltrasoftheRight.
"Andthen,undercoverofnamesrespectedbytheimmensemajorityofFrenchmenwhowillalwaysbeagainsttheGovernment,youcancrushNathan;foralthoughhisworkisfarabovetheaverage,itconfirmsthebourgeoistasteforliteraturewithoutideas.Andafterthat,youunderstand,itisnolongeraquestionofNathanandhisbook,butofFranceandthegloryofFrance.Itisthedutyofallhonestandcourageouspenstomakestrenuousoppositiontotheseforeignimportations.Andwiththatyouflatteryourreaders.ShrewdFrenchmother-witisnoteasilycaughtnapping.Ifpublishers,bywayswhichyoudonotchoosetospecify,havestolenasuccess,thereadingpublicverysoonjudgesforitself,andcorrectsthemistakesmadebysomefivehundredfools,whoalwaysrushtothefore.
"Saythatthepublisherwhosoldafirsteditionofthebookisaudaciousindeedtoissueasecond,andexpressregretthatsocleveramandoesnotknowthetasteofthecountrybetter.Thereisthegistofit.Justasprinkleofthesaltofwitandadashofvinegartobringouttheflavor,andDauriatwillbedonetoaturn.ButmindthatyouendwithseemingtopityNathanforamistake,andspeakofhimasofamanfromwhomcontemporaryliteraturemaylookforgreatthingsifherenouncestheseways."
LucienwasamazedatthistalkfromLousteau.Asthejournalistspoke,thescalesfellfromhiseyes;hebeheldnewtruthsofwhichhehadneverbeforecaughtsomuchasaglimpse.
"Butallthisthatyouaresayingisquitetrueandjust,"saidhe.
"Ifitwerenot,howcouldyoumakeittellagainstNathan'sbook?"
askedLousteau."Thatisthefirstmannerofdemolishingabook,myboy;itisthepickaxestyleofcriticism.Butthereareplentyofotherways.Youreducationwillcompleteitselfintime.Whenyouareabsolutelyobligedtospeakofamanwhomyoudonotlike,forproprietorsandeditorsaresometimesundercompulsion,youbringoutaneutralspecialarticle.Youputthetitleofthebookattheheadofit,andbeginwithgeneralremarks,ontheGreeksandtheRomansifyoulike,andwindupwith——'andthisbringsustoMr.So-and-so'sbook,whichwillformthesubjectofasecondarticle.'Thesecondarticleneverappears,andinthiswayyousnuffoutthebookbetweentwopromises.Butinthiscaseyouarewritingdown,notNathan,butDauriat;heneedsthepickaxestyle.Ifthebookisreallygood,thepickaxedoesnoharm;butitgoestothecoreofitifitisbad.Inthefirstcase,noonebutthepublisherisanytheworse;inthesecond,youdothepublicaservice.Bothmethods,moreover,areequallyserviceableinpoliticalcriticism."
EtienneLousteau'scruellessonopeneduppossibilitiesforLucien'simagination.Heunderstoodthiscrafttoadmiration.
"Letusgototheoffice,"saidLousteau;"weshallfindourfriendsthere,andwewillagreeamongourselvestochargeatNathan;theywilllaugh,youwillsee."
ArrivedintheRueSaint-Fiacre,theywentuptotheroomintheroofwherethepaperwasmadeup,andLucienwassurprisedandgratifiednolesstoseethealacritywithwhichhiscomradesproceededtodemolishNathan'sbook.HectorMerlintookupapieceofpaperandwroteafewlinesforhisownnewspaper——
"AsecondeditionofM.Nathan'sbookisannounced.Wehadintendedtokeepsilencewithregardtothatwork,butitsapparentsuccessobligesustopublishanarticle,notsomuchuponthebookitselfasuponcertaintendenciesofthenewschoolofliterature."
Attheheadofthe"Facetiae"inthemorning'spaper,Lousteauinsertedthefollowingnote:——
"M.DauriatisbringingoutasecondeditionofM.Nathan'sbook.
Evidentlyhedoesnotknowthelegalmaxim,Nonbisinidem.Allhonortorashcourage."
Lousteau'swordshadbeenlikeatorchforburning;Lucien'shotdesiretoberevengedonDauriattooktheplaceofconscienceandinspiration.ForthreedaysheneverleftCoralie'sroom;hesatatworkbythefire,waiteduponbyBerenice;petted,inmomentsofweariness,bythesilentandattentiveCoralie;till,attheendofthattime,hehadmadeafaircopyofaboutthreecolumnsofcriticism,andanastonishinglygoodpieceofwork.
Itwasnineo'clockintheeveningwhenheranroundtotheoffice,foundhisassociates,andreadoverhisworktoanattentiveaudience.
Feliciensaidnotasyllable.Hetookupthemanuscript,andmadeoffwithitpell-melldownthestaircase.
"Whathascometohim?"criedLucien.
"Hehastakenyourarticlestraighttotheprinter,"saidHectorMerlin."'Tisamasterpiece;notalinetoadd,norawordtotakeout."
"Therewasnoneedtodomorethanshowyoutheway,"saidLousteau.
"IshouldliketoseeNathan'sfacewhenhereadsthisto-morrow,"
saidanothercontributor,beamingwithgentlesatisfaction.
"Itisaswelltohaveyouforafriend,"remarkedHectorMerlin.
"Thenitwilldo?"Lucienaskedquickly.
"BlondetandVignonwillfeelbad,"saidLousteau.
"HereisashortarticlewhichIhaveknockedtogetherforyou,"beganLucien;"ifittakes,Icouldwriteyouaseries."
"Readitover,"saidLousteau,andLucienreadthefirstofthedelightfulshortpaperswhichmadethefortuneofthelittlenewspaper;aseriesofsketchesofParislife,aportrait,atype,anordinaryevent,orsomeoftheodditiesofthegreatcity.Thisspecimen——"TheManintheStreet"——waswritteninawaythatwasfreshandoriginal;thethoughtswerestruckoutbytheshockofthewords,thesoundingringoftheadverbsandadjectivescaughtthereader'sear.ThepaperwasasdifferentfromtheseriousandprofoundarticleonNathanastheLettrespersanesfromtheEspritdeslois.
"Youareabornjournalist,"saidLousteau."Itshallgointo-morrow.
Doasmuchofthissortofthingasyoulike."
"Ah,bytheby,"saidMerlin,"Dauriatisfuriousaboutthosetwobombshellshurledintohismagazine.Ihavejustcomefromhim.Hewashurlingimprecations,andinsucharagewithFinot,whotoldhimthathehadsoldhispapertoyou.Asforme,Itookhimasideandjustsaidawordinhisear.'TheMargueriteswillcostyoudear,'Itoldhim.'Amanoftalentcomestoyou,youturnthecoldshoulderonhim,andsendhimintothearmsofthenewspapers.'"